The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 5.5

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which continues your five-week streak of saying hilariously god-awful shit in the comments ever since we brought back The Crap We Missed. This is truly your calling, and I encourage all of you to never once focus on your day job because Internet comments are what matter most in the world. (Unless you’re the right wing troll in the Jon Stewart thread. You don’t count. To anybody.) The Man wants you to keep working for him and not essentially making the same joke week-after-week about Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s marriage because unlike his wife it never gets old. FIGHT THE POWER.