The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 5.16

Alright, folks, here’s the deal: If I write anything else about Donald Trump, I’ll put a bullet in my head, so let’s not give out fucks about who’s menstruating over who because some bitch had the nerve to ask him a question. During a debate of all places! Instead, here’s a smattering of the horrible shit you people say in the comments (Because I’m watching you, Wazowski, always watching…) followed by new pictures of Kourtney Kardashian’s giant tits because she’s still my favorite. How’s that, champ? You having a fun summer vacation? Yeah! *tussles your hair*

Also, huge thanks to sparkymcgee for this gem which could literally go on forever if our server didn’t collapse every time a cat picture farts:

Mariah Carey Boobs Hollywood Star

Happy Seal

Mariah Carey Boobs Hollywood Star

Happy Seal

Mariah Carey Boobs Hollywood Star

Happy Seal

(I’m not joking. I could do this all day.)

Mariah Carey Boobs Hollywood Star

Happy Seal

Mariah Carey Boobs Hollywood Star

Happy Seal

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