The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 5.15

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming to you way fucking early on a Friday morning because we went to see Ant-Man and, yes, we brought binoculars to look at Michael Douglas’ dick. We’re tits and cock journalists first, lazy assholes basically taking the day off second. Give us some credit. Anyway, enjoy the horrible ass comments, and look for a review sometime later today. (Read: I’m going to the comic book store immediately afterward and talking about everything until my dick jumps off my body and runs out the door. — I’m kidding, I always catch it. It’s legs are so small!)

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