The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 5.14

Photo Boy and I are off for the holiday weekend, but here’s a massive 35-caption The Most Important People on The Internet to get you to Monday when we’ll return with shameless clickbait and political soapboxing that pisses off middle-aged white dudes in the comments. It’s kind of our thing now. Yee-haw! *climbs through window of a Confederate flag-less General Lee, ramps into the sky leaving a trail of rainbows behind*

FUUUUUUCCCCKK… YOOOOOOUUUUU… OLLLLD… DICKS!

*crashes through roof of historic black church* — I just made things way worse, didn’t I? Goddammit.