Welcome to the fifth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where we have a record 23 comments thanks to Bristol Palin tapping something so deep inside of each and everyone of you, you should probably get a sonogram and start taking pre-natal vitamins. God knows I am.
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that’s ruined her forever for me now.
First?!
First to the fourth circle of hell, considering the evil subject of this post. Pallin and Dancing with the stars equal 666!
Tsss dont say that, she rock the suit
The body is actually nice, but what and ugly face.
He’s too skinny for me, plus that whole penis thing does nothing for me at all.
I never considered Jen Aniston as an actress. All she has is a GREAT pair of tits with huge, pert nipples.
Poor Brittany. You can take the trash out of the trailer park but the trailer park never leaves the trash.
just like magnets..it’s magic basically.
This is the only way to look at Kim. Pretty in the face and a body that is only there to support an oversized ass.
dare i say…herp derp.
somewhere…laying face down in a back alley, is a pimp who is crying for the return of his beloved coat.
Damn. She used to be the pretty one
The only thing that will help her is a partial lobotomy
Still can’t look it in the face.
Oh man, finally! After 22 mediocre quotes that made my question Fish’s sense of humor, we get one golden winner.
Hey now!
She is a total FAIL.
Meh, just another fat, stupid, ugly Repugnican slob raping the economy.
Stfu, you fat cow. You think it makes you sound witty trying to bash the entire party and lump everyone in w someone who in all actuality is probably far better looking than your nasty ass will ever be? And if you’re really that fucking dense to think its the republicans ‘raping the economy’, I feel for you…well, almost. Then again, thats probably the closest you’ll come to getting laid anyways, so, carry on.
I agree. They aren’t raping the economy. They are royally fucking the unemployed and middle-class, not to mention the deficit and our soldiers. Don’t forget the uninsured, ’cause they REALLY want to fuck them in the ass. They are definitely NOT raping the rich. In fact, they are pretty much sucking their dicks. So, there you go. They aren’t raping the economy, just everything that contributes to it.
Sweety, your party consists of crooks and morons. You can’t find anyone intelligent to lead you poor souls? Can I point in the direction of a nice steep cliff where all of you can follow Glenn Beck and the lovely Mama Grizzly crotch all the way over!
Steve O, don’t you have a woman if your life? You sound lonely and bitter, like most Repugnicans – party of the deformed.
gotta agree with Steve-O. if you are hotter than these girls or at least on the same level. then feel free to call them ugly. And no, it doesn’t count if you were in that position years ago and gained a whole lot of weight.
steveo, u mad?
Yea. your party of ‘honest intellects’ is sure doing a bang up job…hence the recent changing of the guard…but I’m sure thats the GOP’s fault too….funny, you morons clamored about how its all the GOPs fault, and had your chance, and have done not only nothing with it, but gotten even worse. Or did you forget the results of the recent elections when a good percentage of you jumped ship… but I’m sure that was a real ringing endorsement in your eyes. Get a clue before you open that gaping maw of yours. Lemming.
If only this was a true obituary
ahahahhahahaa
This picture is air brushed. She is not fooling me one bit she has loads of cellulite on those thighs.
I thought the same thing!!!!
Does she look larger than life with a head like a watermelon? Or is the dude tiny?
best one till now
im a bit dissapointed there was no explosion this time
Thanks Fish – for these comments of the week. I no longer have to trawl the “first” or “I’d fuck her hard” posts, for the jewels.
Epic Win
What the hell is up with her head. It looks large and in charge.
Birthing 2 kids will do that to ya.
Shrek!!!!
Ahahaha yes.
Johnny Depp is hotter!
God, I love that man.
Amazing how a new mother has so much free time
SCORE!
LOL
Muahahahaha.
Her nipples have always been her best asset.
Soooo bland.
Jesus.
This is the best one.
If the picture were a man, I’d think it was a really pretty guy who wore makeup for some reason. As a girl, though, this pic makes her forehead look big.
Hmmmm…she’s not a hottie, that’s for sure. On the other hand, I’ve had my dick sucked by women who were harsher on the eyes.
I dunno…Maybe she’s a good fuck. Or maybe she gives great head. I’d be willing to give her a try. I’ve always contended that when looking at the oldest daughter while she’s naked, you’re also seeing what the mom looks like. And while I can’t stand Sarah Palin, she certainly is nice to look at.
Thee most important people on the internet…What a Crock of Shit!!
he looks like he is straining to lift her!!!
he is straining to lift her!!
You can tell she has a big vagina
she is a hefty lady
Is that Matt from Club Rehab ?
Hey Bristol, it’s so nice you’re pursuing your college education like you said you would do, Chelsea has like 3 degrees and you’re just flashing your crotch. pig
Some things can’t be un-fuglied.
…..who are they?
MEXICAN AMERICANS?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
She looks like a drag queen in that picture. Heavy makeup really isn’t flattering to her.
This is the best comment? Kinda completely unfunny.