The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 5.12

Welcome to a long overdue installment of The Most Important People On The Internet our weekly whenever-the-fuck round-up of all the horrible shit you people say in the comments. Which you’re probably noticing that we’re posting on a Friday afternoon and assuming we already bailed for the holiday weekend which you’re goddamn right we did. Thanks to the SEO avalanche of Josh Duggar molesting his sisters and Abigail Ratchford posing for Playboy, this post could’ve literally just been a picture of a sandwich, and our numbers would’ve still looked like this:

Freedom Boner

But so you don’t feel forsaken, here’s Lindsey Pelas as Jungle Girl because I’m a kind and benevolent God who at least takes the time to punishes those who molest His flock with male-pattern baldness and a stupid, fat, round, baby punch-me face. (The other one does that, too? Goddammit.)