The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 49

October 29th, 2011 // 128 Comments

Welcome to the 49th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you on a snowy, nor’eastah morn. I honestly can’t remember it snowing before October here in shithole Pennsylvania, so I’m going to take it as sign that Justin Bieber is ready to start the maple rapture and ascend us all into a really sweet roller skating party where I’m hearing talks of lazer tag and, aw snap, Spin the Bottle!

Someone’s gettin’ maple pregnant,

- The Superficial

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  1. Sinead OConnor Cleavage Jesus Tattoo
    Dr Ha-Ha
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    Nothing compared to U, Tattoo.

  2. Teri Hatcher
    Dr Ha-Ha
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    Margot Kidder is looking v.good for her age (born ’48).

  3. Eva Longoria Full Body Scan
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    Hahaaa… username is a bonus for that caption.

  4. Ali Lohan Lindsay Lohan
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    “Dead on balls accurate.” – Mona Lisa Vito

  5. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
    argleblargle
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    Seriously, how does Jenny McCarthy look younger and better than a supposed 16 year old? Courtney should just shoot herself in the face.

  6. ace11

    She is Important though

    I have to agree

  7. Shauna Sand Pumpkin Patch
    Chinto
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    Anyone else see the resemblence between her and the skeleton in the background?

  8. terry

    how many times is she going to wear that dress in one year?

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    licialicia
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    if it works, use it I guess. People are too hard on her.

  10. Shauna Sand Pumpkin Patch
    licialicia
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    seriously, why does anyone ever post any pics of her? Not relevant to anything in any way.

  11. Michael Lohan Mugshot
    licialicia
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    this man has the face of a deformed turtle.

  12. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Pumpkin Patch
    licialicia
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    what a nice young christian girl.

  13. Ashton Kutcher Sad
    licialicia
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    this fucking guy

  14. Sinead OConnor Cleavage Jesus Tattoo
    V
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    she was so pretty in that Nothing Compares video. proves that looks mean nothing and fade away quickly. scary.

  15. Courtney Stodden Younger Pictures
    hbw
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    I’m sure Doug has given her plenty of Viagra-induced loads.

  16. Shauna Sand Pumpkin Patch
    WhateverYouSay
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    Courtney Stodden in 2 years.

  17. Ali Lohan Lindsay Lohan
    Fester
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    What if your former (present and future) lover IS your sister? That’s right, I’m looking at YOU, Indiana.

  18. Sinead OConnor Cleavage Jesus Tattoo
    Fester
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    If her face gets about 1″ wider she can play Stewie in the live action Family Guy.

  19. Michael Lohan Mugshot
    D-chi
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    This caption. Brought back my childhood.

  20. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Pumpkin Patch
    lori
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    Oh my God. That makes me SICK. What a CREEP!!!!

  21. Beer Baron

    Perfect background with “Like Crazy” written all over behind her.

  22. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    maeby
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    oh my god dude. If it were large with a nice SHAPE to it, maybe. But it looks…messy.

  23. Eva Longoria Full Body Scan
    maeby
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    Is she wearing a fucking unitard??

  24. Ali Lohan Lindsay Lohan
    Buddy the Elf
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    win

  25. Ali Lohan Lindsay Lohan
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy cow! Great comment.

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Dress
    Buddy the Elf
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    brilliant.

  27. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Buddy the Elf
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    hahaha

  28. forrest gump

    believe it or not: SHE HAS TO SHAVE THE HAIRGROW BETWEEN HER TOES, folks!!

  29. Michael Lohan Mugshot
    Dave Mustaine
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    Count Chocula head.

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    brit
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    And if I cross my leg in front of the other, I become a size 2 just like that!

  31. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    ZigZagZoey
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    GRAVITY is a BITCH. It’s gonna have a field day with her!

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    539
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    Girl’s got hips. Better than the skinni minnies.

    539

  33. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    Sheppy
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    I probably would.

  34. Johnny Depp Security Guard Grab
    P.J.
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    Tell ‘em Steve-Dave!

  35. Johnny Depp Security Guard Grab
    lori
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    He always looks like a cartoon character.

  36. Eva Longoria Full Body Scan
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know how my comment from six days ago got into this thread today.. but it still applies :)

  37. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Pumpkin Patch
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    They’re so fucking gross.

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Dress
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    Bwaaaaaahahahah!

  39. Courtney Stodden Younger Pictures
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    “Eh’hhhhhheheheh… load-bearing.” – Butt-Head

  40. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    You go Matthew Broderick.

  41. Ashton Kutcher Sad
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    Robb by arm bar.

  42. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    Dj J Ferguson
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    You guys are funny! But she looks great!

  43. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
    Dj J Ferguson
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    Hahaha! That’s funny! However, she does look damn good! I’d hit it! And I’m really picky!

  44. Johnny Depp Security Guard Grab
    Barbosa
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    I love you johnny!

  45. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    poop butt
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    best comment on this site to date

  46. Ali Lohan Lindsay Lohan
    kpatra
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    omg so true. shit.

  47. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
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    what a fat ass, how the fuck does she think she looks good in those pants? creep.

  48. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    Chiquita
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    She had to get big implants on her chest to try and balance out her big fat ass. Now her boobs look bovine too.

  49. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    lk
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    that was freaking fantastic, genius if you will

  50. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    Bigalkie
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    Good one Dreg!

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