The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 49
Welcome to the 49th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you on a snowy, nor’eastah morn. I honestly can’t remember it snowing before October here in shithole Pennsylvania, so I’m going to take it as sign that Justin Bieber is ready to start the maple rapture and ascend us all into a really sweet roller skating party where I’m hearing talks of lazer tag and, aw snap, Spin the Bottle!
Someone’s gettin’ maple pregnant,
- The Superficial