The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 47

October 1st, 2011 // 147 Comments

Welcome to the 47th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I can’t believe we’re coming up on a year of. It feels like only yesterday I was telling it’s mom not to be a January Jones. Anyway, we’ve got a tad more robust offering than last week thanks to Lindsay Lohan aggressively promoting her hookery, and you folks just generally being shitkickers of words. (I have no idea what that means.)

You had me at the pee joke,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Minidress
    kimmykimkim
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    BAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  2. Lindsay Lohan Philipp Plein Photoshoot
    nancy grace's nipple
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    lol, good one

  3. Ashlee Simpson Bikini
    nancy grace's nipple
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    lmao

  4. David Hasselhoff Drunk
    kimmykimkim
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    This was one of my favorites! Yaay!

  5. Anderson Cooper Alpaca
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t interfere with the llama’s right to pursue happiness.

  6. Maria Shriver Katherine Schwarzenegger Christopher Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Cock Dr
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    Stinky doesn’t waste any time with this one: hejust goes for the jugular.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    haha!!! good one!!

  8. Kristen Stewart Snow White Cleavage
    nancy grace's nipple
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    hhaha da best one

  9. Ashlee Simpson Bikini
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    Hahahah.. win.

  10. David Hasselhoff Drunk
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    LAULZ!

  11. Jennifer Lopez Minidress
    dali
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    What an ugly desperate bag.

  12. Gilbert Gottfried Son Max Stroller
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    On point.

  13. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Twitter
    dali
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    or…oops! I just finished puking up my dinner!

  14. Anderson Cooper Alpaca
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    Hahaaa..

  15. Nathan Fillion Fat
    Ruth
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    I really need to watch this show.

  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Jill_Ess
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    LIKE!

  17. forrest gump

    ……………even a gun won’t help this disseas, folks!!

    • Savior Lovesu

      http://www.youtube.com/user/paulbegley34

      Our Savior Jesus/Yeshua proof can be verified by the 2000 year old book of Revelation chapter 12

      Revelation:12:1: And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun,
      and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:
      Revelation:12:2: And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.
      Revelation:12:3: And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon,
      having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
      Revelation:12:4: And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth:
      and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
      Revelation:12:5: And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron:
      and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.

      PLEASE GO TO YOUR ROOM AND PRAY TO YESHUA/JESUS
      “DEAR LORD JESUS / LORD YESHUA PLEASE

      SAVE ME I BELIEVE IN MY HEART AND

      CONFESS WITH MY MOUTH THAT YOU ARE

      THE SON OF GOD, THAT YOU WERE BORN OF

      A VIRGIN, LIVED A SINLESS LIFE AND DIED ON

      THE CROSS TO PAY FOR THE SINS OF THE

      WORLD AND ROSE AGAIN AFTER THREE DAYS

      AS THE EVERLASTING SAVIOR! I CONFESS I

      AM A SINNER PLEASE WASH AND CLEANSE

      ME IN YOUR PRECIOUS BLOOD AS I REPENT

      FOR MY ALL MY SINS AND FORGIVE ALL

      THOSE WHO HAVE SINNED AGAINST ME.

      DECLARE AND EXCEPT YOU AS THE LORD OF

      MY LIFE PLEASE PROTECT, GUARD AND SAVE

      ME AND MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS! THANK

      YOU LORD I RECEIVE YOU COMPLETELY INTO

      MY HEART AND LIFE PLEASE SPEAK TO ME

      LET ME HEAR YOUR VOICE AND GUIDE ME! I

      CONFESS YOU ARE MY SAVIOR THE KING OF

      KINGS AND THE LORD OF LORDS

      HALLELUJAH!”
      PLEASE PRAY AND GET TO KNOW HIM QUICKLY!

      • Get out

        Please take your prosthelitizing & yelling “Hossanna!” to some other place, god squader…

      • suck it

        In the wise words of Fish:
        “When a company has to resort to spam, you know their product is no good”

      • For real?!!!

        Are you for real? Can you prove this revelation thing is happening in the sky?
        I like scientific facts not blind faith! I will listen to facts!

    • Melissa

      okay, all i can say is her make-up team should be fired, hell, look at those “bruises of brown” down her cheeks…ugh!

  18. Jennifer Lopez Minidress
    Rainey4Pres
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    haaaahahahahahaha

  19. Mrs. Manners

    Wow…she’s a lady.

  20. Kristen Stewart Snow White Cleavage
    GuyLeDouche
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    Brilliant!

  21. Lindsay Lohan Philipp Plein Photoshoot
    AnnaDraconida
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    She looks incredibly old & worn-out.

  22. Jennifer Lopez Minidress
    AnnaDraconida
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    He’s stealin’ the show!

  23. Gilbert Gottfried Son Max Stroller
    zomgbie
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    look dad- a man with a job!

    too late i know.

  24. Mickey "the Duke " O' Shaunessy

    Looks like she seared her ” dirty sanchez” over on the side of her face .

  25. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian
    2poop jenkins
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    i don’t get it.

  26. Jamie Foxx Quentin Tarantino
    Pokemon Mon
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    What happened to Q’s laundry? Very artistic.

  27. Anderson Cooper Alpaca
    Pokemon Mon
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    He looks like an elven god in that lighting.

  28. Snooki Minidress
    SIN
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    That comment made no sense.

    • Rupert Giles

      She’s a tree squirrel storing her nut for winter. I think that was the gist of the comment. She does resemble some kind of marsupial.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Philipp Plein Photoshoot
    Satan's bitch
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    That bitch has his own goddamn name tattooed on his fucking arm?!? Jesus Christ on a cracker.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Minidress
    Haddo01
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    hahaha

  31. Jennifer Lopez Minidress
    DKNY
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    Is he tickling her armpits?

  32. Lindsay Lohan Philipp Plein Photoshoot
    licialicia
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    The thing that LL has wrong with her is that just tries SOOOOOOOO HARD ALL THE TIME. So sad to see such a young girl just have to hit balls to the wall on EVERYTHING in life! It’s like fiona apple once said in a song, “full is not as heavy as empty” this bitch is EMPTY.

  33. Jennifer Lopez Minidress
    licialicia
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    you’re a 44 year old mother of twins. It’s over you. Some celebrities can recover from such a thing. You, J.Lo, not so much.

  34. Kristen Stewart Snow White Cleavage
    JabbaWho?
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    clever

  35. Kristen Stewart Snow White Cleavage
    V
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    LMAO

  36. Kate Gosselin Screaming At Kids
    SteveG
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    score

  37. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    SteveG
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    harshing my mellow.

  38. Kristen Stewart Snow White Cleavage
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    Best. Comment. Ever.

  39. Kristen Stewart Snow White Cleavage
    AnnaDraconida
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    Saved the best for last, I see

  40. Ryan

    Gross

  41. Jennifer Lopez Minidress
    Carissa
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    LMAO!!! oh inside jokes are the best ones.

  42. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Buddy the Elf
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    gold.

  43. Lindsay Lohan Philipp Plein Photoshoot
    Buddy the Elf
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    Linds looks hot and not a day over 45.

  44. Leighton Meester
    Buddy the Elf
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    hahaha, awesome.

  45. Jamie Foxx Quentin Tarantino
    Carissa
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    LMAO cute

  46. Maria Shriver Katherine Schwarzenegger Christopher Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Colin
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    He IS kinda twinky isn’t he?

  47. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
    Buddy the Elf
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    +100

  48. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
    Carissa
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    hahaha yes. Best installment so far.

  49. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian
    Carissa
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    If you don’t get it, you don’t know about her and should be thankful.

  50. Kristen Stewart Snow White Cleavage
    Carissa
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    WOOT!

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