Welcome to the 47th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I can’t believe we’re coming up on a year of. It feels like only yesterday I was telling it’s mom not to be a January Jones. Anyway, we’ve got a tad more robust offering than last week thanks to Lindsay Lohan aggressively promoting her hookery, and you folks just generally being shitkickers of words. (I have no idea what that means.)
You had me at the pee joke,
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!
lol, good one
lmao
This was one of my favorites! Yaay!
Don’t interfere with the llama’s right to pursue happiness.
Stinky doesn’t waste any time with this one: hejust goes for the jugular.
haha!!! good one!!
hhaha da best one
Hahahah.. win.
LAULZ!
What an ugly desperate bag.
On point.
or…oops! I just finished puking up my dinner!
Is sad that she’s become so TRASHY!!!
Hahaaa..
I really need to watch this show.
LIKE!
……………even a gun won’t help this disseas, folks!!
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Our Savior Jesus/Yeshua proof can be verified by the 2000 year old book of Revelation chapter 12
Revelation:12:1: And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun,
and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:
Revelation:12:2: And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.
Revelation:12:3: And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon,
having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
Revelation:12:4: And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth:
and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
Revelation:12:5: And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron:
and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.
PLEASE GO TO YOUR ROOM AND PRAY TO YESHUA/JESUS
“DEAR LORD JESUS / LORD YESHUA PLEASE
SAVE ME I BELIEVE IN MY HEART AND
CONFESS WITH MY MOUTH THAT YOU ARE
THE SON OF GOD, THAT YOU WERE BORN OF
A VIRGIN, LIVED A SINLESS LIFE AND DIED ON
THE CROSS TO PAY FOR THE SINS OF THE
WORLD AND ROSE AGAIN AFTER THREE DAYS
AS THE EVERLASTING SAVIOR! I CONFESS I
AM A SINNER PLEASE WASH AND CLEANSE
ME IN YOUR PRECIOUS BLOOD AS I REPENT
FOR MY ALL MY SINS AND FORGIVE ALL
THOSE WHO HAVE SINNED AGAINST ME.
DECLARE AND EXCEPT YOU AS THE LORD OF
MY LIFE PLEASE PROTECT, GUARD AND SAVE
ME AND MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS! THANK
YOU LORD I RECEIVE YOU COMPLETELY INTO
MY HEART AND LIFE PLEASE SPEAK TO ME
LET ME HEAR YOUR VOICE AND GUIDE ME! I
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KINGS AND THE LORD OF LORDS
HALLELUJAH!”
PLEASE PRAY AND GET TO KNOW HIM QUICKLY!
Please take your prosthelitizing & yelling “Hossanna!” to some other place, god squader…
In the wise words of Fish:
“When a company has to resort to spam, you know their product is no good”
Are you for real? Can you prove this revelation thing is happening in the sky?
I like scientific facts not blind faith! I will listen to facts!
okay, all i can say is her make-up team should be fired, hell, look at those “bruises of brown” down her cheeks…ugh!
haaaahahahahahaha
Wow…she’s a lady.
Brilliant!
She looks incredibly old & worn-out.
He’s stealin’ the show!
look dad- a man with a job!
too late i know.
Looks like she seared her ” dirty sanchez” over on the side of her face .
i don’t get it.
…she got peed on in her sex tape
What happened to Q’s laundry? Very artistic.
He looks like an elven god in that lighting.
Is this a scene from the new Hobbit movie?
It’s a scene from backstage, CNN headquarters, Atlanta
That comment made no sense.
She’s a tree squirrel storing her nut for winter. I think that was the gist of the comment. She does resemble some kind of marsupial.
That bitch has his own goddamn name tattooed on his fucking arm?!? Jesus Christ on a cracker.
hahaha
Is he tickling her armpits?
The thing that LL has wrong with her is that just tries SOOOOOOOO HARD ALL THE TIME. So sad to see such a young girl just have to hit balls to the wall on EVERYTHING in life! It’s like fiona apple once said in a song, “full is not as heavy as empty” this bitch is EMPTY.
I think this might be first…quoting Fiona Apple in here is pretty Rated G.
(ay)
you’re a 44 year old mother of twins. It’s over you. Some celebrities can recover from such a thing. You, J.Lo, not so much.
clever
LMAO
score
harshing my mellow.
Best. Comment. Ever.
Saved the best for last, I see
Gross
LMAO!!! oh inside jokes are the best ones.
gold.
Linds looks hot and not a day over 45.
hahaha, awesome.
LMAO cute
He IS kinda twinky isn’t he?
+100
hahaha yes. Best installment so far.
If you don’t get it, you don’t know about her and should be thankful.
WOOT!