The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 45

September 17th, 2011 // 82 Comments

Welcome to the 45th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the good folks over at FTD’s hydrangea department who remind us that the only way to defeat the harpy queen is to seek the Rainbow Sword nestled in the heart of Mount Dread. Only it’s mythical blade can pierce her skin restoring peace and harmony to small African children everywhere. Or just in Africa.

We ride!

- The Superficial

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Photos: Splash News

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  1. Kat Von D Balding
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    Meh..To each his/or her own. Live and let live.

  2. Elizabeth Berkely Teeth
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    no clue who this is.

  3. Justin Bieber Whale
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    Nail polish tycoon.

  4. Kirstie Alley Blue Dress Violet Beauregarde
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    She looks SO creepy… In a corpsey kinda way.

  5. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig Pretzel Necklace
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    I wonder if she smells as bad as she looks. God forbid.

  6. Demi Moore Naked Twitter Pic
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    She looks like a skeleton draped in a skin curtain. Shoulders, spine, ribs. Not sexy. FEED HER SOMEONE!!!!!

  7. LeAnn Rimes Skinny
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    Dead xylophone walking.

  8. forrest gump

    ………..is she eating manly hormons?

  9. Elizabeth Berkely Teeth
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    I don’t get this one at all… I too need the reference explained.

  10. Chloe Moretz
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    I thought she looked familiar but didn’t recognize the name.

  11. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper Hand Vaginas US Open
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    wtf are those freaks doing wearing suits to a tennis tourney?

  12. Sarah Palin
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    I just nutted

  13. Elizabeth Moss Cleavage
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    Who is this?

  14. Donald Trump

    Old granny needs Polident!

  15. Elizabeth Berkely Teeth
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    don’t forget the overturned 55-gallon drum

  16. Madonna
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    Who says this Used Up fucking slut is important? You have no sense or taste you clueless fuck!

  17. Kat Von D Balding
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    I don’t understand why pretty girls like her decide to ruin their skin with these ugly tattoos.

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