Welcome to the 44th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly roundup of your comments presented in glorious Click-o-vision. This week heralds the return of McFeely Smackup along with a strong showing by newcomer cheese mitts, plus a smorgasbord of The Avengers captions – and a sweet meme – that I wish I had the testicular fortitude to think of first. Not only that, but I’m 90% confident Gilberator just nailed the movie’s final scene, so Spoiler Alert on that last pic.
Until next time, true believer,
- The Superficial
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Is it bad that I am mildly turned on by this picture?
I think it’s the boots…
Douche, why don’t you have a seat over here?
Win.
What, get a job on Mad Men?
Funny ’cause it’s true…
Oh man, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve said THAT!
I LOL’d
I shall savor this honor as I’m sure Ms Love Hewitt savored that cheesecake.
Good on ya, CD.
LOL
They have the same stare. They could play murder sisters.
Dog doesn’t seem like a chopsticks type of guy.
Or a salad kind of guy.
That’s the only thing that I’m wondering about.
This movie looks like pure camp.
Who’s the director; John Waters?
Is it wrong that I hope so?
I would watch it if he was.
I agree with the other two, I don’t see how that could be a bad thing. I’ll watch regardless of who directs because I’m a nerd, though.
Avenger Trouble
Fuck that (and I don’t mean that literally).
….Bruhaha—-because metaphoric tenses are not considered high felonies in most states. However, in some rectangular, and all southern states, even the literal tense is not considered a felony….Artofwar
Look Everyone He’s Planking
Oh how wonderful…America really does have it all.A country so hyped up and proud of all that freedom that they all go on about,that they have special contests especially for pedophiles.Yeah,it must be wonderful,although I think I´ll stick with sunny spain where kids are actually encouraged to be kids.Wait!,I can think of a contest!..lets line the mothers of these little girls up,and see how many times one can kick them in the ovaries,before they are no longer able to reproduce..which is also the GRAND PRIZE!! :D
You are 100% correct, Melania. American’s go on ad nauseum about “freedom” but when you really get down to it, the only freedom they really have is that parents are free to abuse their children in many so many non-punishable ways. This crime should be punished.
do we have to kick them? cant we stone them or hit them with lead pipes or something? i think i would get tired after awhile kicking so many people but i can throw shit all day, lmao
Holy fucking el oh el
I don’t knkow who you are but I like you
Best ever.
Hahaha! Perfect!
good one
Are you kidding me??? What mom would dress her baby girl up like a prostitute????
Maybe the movie was romantic and all that shit but she still was a HOOKER
He’s hoping his boner will go away before the next scene!
I wonder if you put her ear next to your ear if you can hear the ocean?
He’s just starting to maintain permanent images of his mother in his mind, which will come in very handy about thirty years from now…
Total prednisone moon face. WTF, did she get a liver transplant already?
hah, totally tue
GOLD!
I’d hit that.
I rather hit her mom, with a Loiusville Slugger, for doing that to a little kid.
Thank you, dot!
Very good!
awesome.
Ive never seen a chunky Romulan red head before
yeeeesss
hahahaha
After ANOTHER night of booze & gateway drugs, when waking up in a car, its a tradition that she keeps her eyes closed until she puts the shades on.
After ordering 2 years ago from a off-shore company, Ms Hewitt’s new career finally arrived
What the FUCK is this advertising in SPANISH?
^_^ bingo
and it’s hot as fuck
>_
I’m also wondering about his stance from the waist down…
buddy should tuck in
Will say ABC’s for new parents
Time without parole for the parents. If the glove fits I don’t care, the parents are morons.
That’s appropriate, considering the audience is ready to barf once she starts her idea of singing.
I smell jealousy.
i agree…jealousy is such a waste dude!
WTF? Why are you promoting CP again SF? Delete this shit, FAWK!
Like
Very funny!
wtf? at first i thought it was a doll.
Give me a fucking break, this bitch isn’t broke. Besides, there are plenty of women out there who have children that, get this, ACTUALLY HAVE REAL JOBS! It CAN be done.
Wow, I go on vacation for a couple weeks and you guys actually missed me…or at least noticed my conspicuous absence.
Sniff..sniff..it makes me feel bad about all those times I said I was going to start my own blog, but with hookers and blackjack. I love you guys!
(can I get paid for this now?)
No
Some of us noticed, but I think Fish noticed most of all two weeks ago when he only had 17 comments for Most Important People and wondered where your funny was.
he’s one righteous dude.
Brilliant.
Man that is one fucked up face.
At least she realizes the only thing people can stand about her is looking as tit shots of her. Hopefully she is smart enough to not actually show one of those saggy, freckled, veiny grandma funbags though.
Buddy, she already did. The pictures are in this site’s archive.