The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 44

September 10th, 2011 // 160 Comments

Welcome to the 44th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly roundup of your comments presented in glorious Click-o-vision. This week heralds the return of McFeely Smackup along with a strong showing by newcomer cheese mitts, plus a smorgasbord of The Avengers captions – and a sweet meme – that I wish I had the testicular fortitude to think of first. Not only that, but I’m 90% confident Gilberator just nailed the movie’s final scene, so Spoiler Alert on that last pic.

Until next time, true believer,

- The Superficial

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  1. Toddlers and Tiaras Hooker Prostitute Pretty Woman
    Douche
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    Is it bad that I am mildly turned on by this picture?

  2. Tara Reid Stomach
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Win.

  3. Kate Gosselin
    Carson
    Commented on this photo:

    What, get a job on Mad Men?

  4. Jeremy Renner Hawkeye Chris Evans Captain America Avengers
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Funny ’cause it’s true…

  5. Hugh Laurie Tuxedo
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve said THAT!

  6. Gerard Butler Dying
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOL’d

  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt Box Pouty Face
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I shall savor this honor as I’m sure Ms Love Hewitt savored that cheesecake.

  8. Khloe Kardashian
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL

  9. Kate Gosselin
    argleblargle
    Commented on this photo:

    They have the same stare. They could play murder sisters.

  10. Chris Hemsworth Thor Avengers
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Dog doesn’t seem like a chopsticks type of guy.

  11. Danny Glover Weird Shoes
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the only thing that I’m wondering about.

  12. Chris Evans Captain America Avengers
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This movie looks like pure camp.
    Who’s the director; John Waters?

  13. meemoo

    Fuck that (and I don’t mean that literally).

    • Artofwar

      ….Bruhaha—-because metaphoric tenses are not considered high felonies in most states. However, in some rectangular, and all southern states, even the literal tense is not considered a felony….Artofwar

  14. Kendra Wilkinson Son
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Look Everyone He’s Planking

  15. Toddlers and Tiaras Hooker Prostitute Pretty Woman
    Melania
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    Oh how wonderful…America really does have it all.A country so hyped up and proud of all that freedom that they all go on about,that they have special contests especially for pedophiles.Yeah,it must be wonderful,although I think I´ll stick with sunny spain where kids are actually encouraged to be kids.Wait!,I can think of a contest!..lets line the mothers of these little girls up,and see how many times one can kick them in the ovaries,before they are no longer able to reproduce..which is also the GRAND PRIZE!! :D

    • Urbanspaceman

      You are 100% correct, Melania. American’s go on ad nauseum about “freedom” but when you really get down to it, the only freedom they really have is that parents are free to abuse their children in many so many non-punishable ways. This crime should be punished.

    • whatthehuh?

      do we have to kick them? cant we stone them or hit them with lead pipes or something? i think i would get tired after awhile kicking so many people but i can throw shit all day, lmao

  16. Captain America Avengers Meme
    PtC
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy fucking el oh el

  17. Captain America Avengers Meme
    dani
    Commented on this photo:

    Best ever.

  18. Chris Evans Captain America Avengers
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahaha! Perfect!

  19. Danny Glover Weird Shoes
    LOL!
    Commented on this photo:

    good one

  20. Is@

    Are you kidding me??? What mom would dress her baby girl up like a prostitute????
    Maybe the movie was romantic and all that shit but she still was a HOOKER

  21. Chris Evans Captain America Avengers
    clark kent
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    He’s hoping his boner will go away before the next scene!

  22. Tara Reid Stomach
    Name (required)
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    I wonder if you put her ear next to your ear if you can hear the ocean?

  23. Kendra Wilkinson Son
    Name (required)
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s just starting to maintain permanent images of his mother in his mind, which will come in very handy about thirty years from now…

  24. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face
    juaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Total prednisone moon face. WTF, did she get a liver transplant already?

  25. Adrianne Curry Naked Twitter Hot Tub
    bootsy lee farnsworth
    Commented on this photo:

    hah, totally tue

  26. Captain America Avengers Meme
    Fai
    Commented on this photo:

    GOLD!

  27. Toddlers and Tiaras Hooker Prostitute Pretty Woman
    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit that.

  28. Rutger Hauer Weird Clothes
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Very good!

  29. Khloe Kardashian
    Kate
    Commented on this photo:

    awesome.

  30. Adele VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Ive never seen a chunky Romulan red head before

  31. Danny Glover Weird Shoes
    Kate
    Commented on this photo:

    yeeeesss

  32. Captain America Avengers Meme
    Kate
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahaha

  33. Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face
    Commented on this photo:

    After ANOTHER night of booze & gateway drugs, when waking up in a car, its a tradition that she keeps her eyes closed until she puts the shades on.

  34. Jennifer Love Hewitt Box Pouty Face
    Commented on this photo:

    After ordering 2 years ago from a off-shore company, Ms Hewitt’s new career finally arrived

  35. Chris Evans Captain America Avengers
    Commented on this photo:

    What the FUCK is this advertising in SPANISH?

  36. Blake Lively Panty Flash Upskirt
    kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    ^_^ bingo

  37. Lindsay Lohan Nipples
    kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    and it’s hot as fuck
    >_

  38. Danny Glover Weird Shoes
    kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m also wondering about his stance from the waist down…
    buddy should tuck in

  39. JennyThunders

    Will say ABC’s for new parents

  40. Judge Ito

    Time without parole for the parents. If the glove fits I don’t care, the parents are morons.

  41. Adele VMAs
    dotmatrix
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s appropriate, considering the audience is ready to barf once she starts her idea of singing.

  42. GodDamnDeleteThis$hit

    WTF? Why are you promoting CP again SF? Delete this shit, FAWK!

  43. Khloe Kardashian
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Like

  44. Jeremy Renner Hawkeye Chris Evans Captain America Avengers
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Very funny!

  45. kulit

    wtf? at first i thought it was a doll.

  46. Kate Gosselin
    jay
    Commented on this photo:

    Give me a fucking break, this bitch isn’t broke. Besides, there are plenty of women out there who have children that, get this, ACTUALLY HAVE REAL JOBS! It CAN be done.

  47. Wow, I go on vacation for a couple weeks and you guys actually missed me…or at least noticed my conspicuous absence.

    Sniff..sniff..it makes me feel bad about all those times I said I was going to start my own blog, but with hookers and blackjack. I love you guys!

    (can I get paid for this now?)

  48. Adele VMAs
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    he’s one righteous dude.

  49. Khloe Kardashian
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant.
    Man that is one fucked up face.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Nipples
    Buddy the Elf
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    At least she realizes the only thing people can stand about her is looking as tit shots of her. Hopefully she is smart enough to not actually show one of those saggy, freckled, veiny grandma funbags though.

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