The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 43

September 3rd, 2011 // 194 Comments

Welcome to the 43rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more LeAnn Rimes jokes than you can shake a LeAnn Rimes at because she’s a stick with tits. On that note, Photo Boy and I will adjourn for the Labor Day weekend to honor our grueling, backbreaking, pantsless work in the celebrity boob mines you people call the Internet. We’ll also toast Petey our black lung canary who we forgot to feed on account of looking at said boobs. He died bravely.

See you Tuesday,

- The Superficial

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  1. Fabio
    GuyLeDouche
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    Very funny!

  2. Hayden Panettiere
    rm
    Commented on this photo:

    brian, that may be the worst photoshop job ever.

  3. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    rm
    Commented on this photo:

    one of the best ever

  4. Vanilla Ice
    j
    Commented on this photo:

    i see him at my store every few weeks, he isnt an ass….

  5. jp

    I’m surprised she still has an ass cuz she looks like a walking skeleton everywhere else.

  6. Snooki Cleavage Minidress
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    It must suck to look like you always have a moustache even after you shave it off.

  7. Imogen Thomas Topless Bikini Big Boobs
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    Butterface Max.

  8. Amber Portwood Teen Mom
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha.

  9. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Great ending! Love this comment. So wrong… but so funny.

  10. forrest gump

    this body is a sort of a nightmare………….

  11. natedig14

    Are you kidding all you guys would hit that.

  12. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    I want some….now.

  13. Dr Ha-Ha

    Her problem is, she is as wide front on as she is side on. That said, this is definitely her best angle (I’m unsure if that’s a compliment, or an insult).

  14. Sweenis McFrecklenut

    She might be ugly as fuck, but she still has a great ass!

  15. Justin Bieber VMA Snake Johnson
    xo
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m sorry but that kid looks like a woman.

  16. Snooki Cleavage Minidress
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, you know why brunettes are so proud of their hair color, because it matches their mustache

  17. Antonio Banderas
    Jester
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, Arnold! Look who I ran into!” I don’t get it, but I want to………………..

  18. Chaz Bono Dancing With The Stars
    Jester
    Commented on this photo:

    I really am speechless about this she-it.

  19. Justin Bieber VMA Snake Johnson
    dali
    Commented on this photo:

    I really hope he ODs already. This kid makes me sick.

  20. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    MrI0wn
    Commented on this photo:

    That ass doesn’t look anorexic at all

  21. Chaz Bono Dancing With The Stars
    Thedoctor
    Commented on this photo:

    Weird beard.

  22. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    shroom
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks great to me…Love a roll with her.

  23. Charles

    UGLY WHITE BITCH, NEXT!

  24. Snooki Cleavage Minidress
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Are those handlebars on her upper lip?

  25. Lindsay Lohan Minidress Cleavage
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Should she be in white?

  26. Vanilla Ice
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    BAHAHAHAHA Long paaaauuuuusssseeee!

  27. Imogen Thomas Topless Bikini Big Boobs
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Let me guess…too expensive to get wet?

  28. Fabio
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    BAHAHAHAHAHA

  29. Alexander Skarsgard What Maisie Knew
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Taking testing of static electricity theories too far!

  30. Chaz Bono Dancing With The Stars
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Fugly!!

  31. Lindsay Lohan Minidress
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Fugly!!

  32. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Quite the expression…

  33. Chaz Bono Dancing With The Stars
    Alabama
    Commented on this photo:

    John Goodman’s son needs to lose the beard on his second neck. It makes him look like a pussy.

  34. Imogen Thomas Topless Bikini Big Boobs
    AbbeyRoad
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is that?

  35. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    hollyhood
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahaha even that little kid threw up after seeing this fucking train-wreck pass him.
    +fav

  36. Snooki Cleavage Minidress
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what would happen if 80s Madonna, a leopard, and Carnie Wilson shared a magical night together. And a test tube. There is definately a test tube involved in that equation

  37. Lindsay Lohan Minidress Cleavage
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Lets hope he bangs her back amirite

  38. Vanilla Ice
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Without him people would just be stopping and listening without collaborating

  39. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    I think you meant claw prints

  40. Chaz Bono Wife Beater
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Gary Shirley?

  41. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    licialicia
    Commented on this photo:

    . It really sucks that people like her just *cant* see how horribly unhealthy they look. She was perfect before she got with the douchebag husband of hers and now she’s all Hollywood and anorexic. Blah.

  42. Lovemypussyhairthick

    Tits look fake to me.

  43. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Eddie
    Commented on this photo:

    LMAO @ “Anime Eyes”

    I personally never think of her. But, these bikini pics make her look hot. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

    Granted, even if I wanted to, the kick would probably snap her into pieces. Oh well!

  44. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Ugh
    Commented on this photo:

    All of you are degenerates. She looks great for her frame size. There are skinnier celebs than her, go harass them.

  45. Meh

    I agree to self-harm on her inner thighs as well as inner right wrist.

    • Jaklin

      ur a fucking idiot. I have those same “scars” on my thighs. They are STRETCH MARKS. She’s not a cutter.

      • aubergine

        Her outer thigh has stretch marks. Her inner thigh looks distinctly like self injury. And actually, stretch marks are actually scars, not “scars”. Given her obvious psychological frailty, it wouldn’t be a stretch to learn that she has self harming behaviors aside from her evident eating disorder.

      • oh i know

        Thank you, aubergine!! I absolutely agree!! Jaklin, can’t you see the difference between the STRETCH marks on her OUTER thighs and the 2 THICK, SHORT SLICE marks on her inner right thigh??? This girl is the POSTER CHILD for disorders; pimped out as a tween, having to sue her manager-father, married for years to a guy who still hasn’t found his way out of the closet, and now hitched to a “LifeTime Channel” loser–who will probably dump her once he can’t count her ribs any longer–I say “CUTTER”!!

  46. just me

    Nothing to see here. White + skinny= fugly

  47. Amber Portwood Teen Mom
    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    Not enough tequila in Mexico.

  48. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Alianne3
    Commented on this photo:

    Why are her boobs so far part? She is like a boob flounder

  49. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    doodles
    Commented on this photo:

    Neeeeeeeeigh.

  50. Hayden Panettiere
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Is her twin packed in that bag she’s rolling behind her? Or is that her mobile home?

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