The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 42

August 27th, 2011 // 70 Comments

Welcome to the 42nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I hope you guys like homoerotic Matrix jokes centered around David Hasselhoff. Otherwise, it’s about to get pretty awkward when I start pantomiming masturbating onto KITT in bullet time… THE ARISTOCRATS! But in all seriousness, if you don’t love Hoff humor you’re a fucking cyborg incapable of love and human emotion and will probably die alone.

Someone had to break it to you gently,

- The Superficial

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  1. obz

    leather and trannies, wow thats a long fall from kitt

  2. Rihanna Swimsuit
    Blech
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    NO fucking way, Fish! Wow, thanks :).

    XOXO. (And I love the Ghostbusters.)

  3. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    Blech
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    And this wraps it up. Great week!!

  4. Alexander Skarsgard
    Bringbackbabalu
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    Lol I knew i saw a crazy viking malewhore hiding behind a pillar there…getting with Sookie has really put a bit of a spring in his step. And fish is fucking obsessed with this guy, who is he kidding with “ladies”?

  5. Alexander Skarsgard
    Jill
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    It’s nearing John Hamm epic -mancrush proportions, but I have a distinct feeling the Skarsgaard willl soon be replaced in the fish’s heart by Nikolaj Coster Waldau (AKA Jamie Lannister for all you game of thrones fans). Call it a hunch, but I’m putting this on the table now.

  6. Butch Coolidge

    Do you think he knows they aren’t girls?

  7. cdub

    I walked by the G-A-Y nightclub one time when I was in London. Felt like I was in the twilight zone. The chinese food down the street was good though.

  8. Jim Bob

    Hey Hoff, you missed or are missing a button.

  9. Ed G.

    Nice Aristocrats reference!

  10. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    Studley Hungwell
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    So great in the SpongeBob movie; then just downhill from there… Sad

  11. Red leaf

    A new question is… Wat is the best song ever? Come and tell me

  12. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    effie
    Commented on this photo:

    did somebody remove part of her arm and then sew her hand back on?

  13. Alexander Skarsgard
    pascale
    Commented on this photo:

    HEY! There are plenty of ladies (and men) that are really appreciating the Skarsgard coverage… Don’t stop!

  14. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    Aud
    Commented on this photo:

    I see the Hoof’s nip…I think?

  15. Hayden Panettiere
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    She loves the big cock.

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