Welcome to the 41st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is still considered sexy even if it now has to take a pill so it can be ready “when the moment is right.” This week’s winner was amazingly not from one of the Tara Reid posts, even though you did your best to unleash a torrent of hate against her med school experiment of a torso. Extremely close runner-up goes to KillMeNow with what I’m calling the sharpest observation in the history of the internet, but alas, there can be only one.
Toni, you had me at ejaculate,
- Photo Boy
I’d pay money to ball that! (Brad, not the ginge)
Nice chin implant.
Regis: “Hey Kelly! This corn cob looks just like your belly-button!”
Winner winner, corn in the cob dinner!
She must really like him, or loves to jump all over people.
I like how they used the shadows to provide that much-coveted “mullet look.” Now, THAT’S a good photographer.
FutureKing’s complexion looks rather hectic.
Some people lose their minds after a really good fuck combined with copious amounts of booze.
How long before she dumps him?
That guy’s probably a total hustler trying to escape Greece for American citizenship….and hopefully score some $ in the process.
He has no idea what he’s in for.
Trixie is mean.
I like it.
She could call it “community service”. I believe she still owes the state of CA quite a bit, and that clock is ticking.
Looking especially stoned out her gourd right here.
Over/under on how long it takes him to put 24″ rims on this thing?
too much chlorine in that gene pool
win
haha, awesome. “the skarsgard”
you do realize that fetal alcohol syndrome is THREE words, right?
He does. He successfully made his point!
Indeed he does! ~youch~
Yes, I do. that was part of the joke.
I hope you appreciate I’m taking time out of a vacation in Maui to clarify this.
L A M E
You’re lame. Comment was funny as hell.
That is one stupid broad.
Brilliant!
LOL!
perfect
Diddy = Always cool
can’t help it.
THE AMERICAN WHORE IS BACK, folks!!
Can’t you assholes spam some other site . Cheap Chinese junk!
WIN
are u 100% sure “she’s” a she????
Haha she does look transvitish in that photo.
Isn’t this a repost from hotchickswithdouchebags.com ?
oh wow lol
Dat ASS
America. FUCK YEAH! Woohoo! That’s me Bitches.
Back to crying and masturbating.
HAHAHA.
This picture gets me every time. It looks totally normal and then I scroll down.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA. NAILED IT.
Ha! Best one so far.
It is incredibly dorky, but I laughed, so whatever!
I was wrong about the last one, this is funnier.
BAHAHAHA Definitely!!
I need to know where to get one of those fanny belts.
I was wondering what happened to Brit-Brit’s stalker.
she does’t hold a candle to Pam Anderson. Or Farrah when she did the famous red swimsuit photo.
No but she can hold a candle then masturbate with it to entertain her 50 yr old husband and his friends at coke fueled parties. But whos counting.
Also shes not FUCKING 16 shes 27.
Who said she’s 27? On the marriage license it has her birthdate. August 1994.
Jip, OG baywatch wannabe.
It is disgusting and well even more disturbing… Bet she will be in porn pretty soon because she always makes that “o” friggin face…
I think the ugliest thing are those American Apparel jeans -high rises–what’s up with those granny shorts
I’ll tell you what it is. You know that mirror from the first Harry Potter that shows you what you most deeply desire? This mirror is the complete opposite of that.
Who is the hot chick?
That is one ugly dude
GOOOOLLLLLD.
“I wanna land my crotch on yo’ landin’ strip. Bend down some more. I’m crouched and ready to thrust. BEND LOWER.”
These. . . uh. . . girls actually show few of the characteristics of FAS. They’re just naturally fugly.
lol
heh
good one
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I don’t get the concept here – is this article selected as “the most important people on the internet” because it generated the most comments, the most clever comments, or something else?
yeah i came here to say this. i come to this site like once a week and have seen this importantpeopleontheinternet thing for so long and i still have no fucking clue what it is. the writer is an idiot for being so distant from the readers, that’s how you lose your buzz
The “most important people” are the commenters; it has nothing to do with the content of the articles or the people in the pictures. It’s just to show Fish’s appreciation for comments that make him laugh.
How can this make a comment of the week but I cant say that black people love to touch their junk and talk loud in the theater?
One of my favorite comments ever. Hilarious!
Huh, I always thought you threw CHUM in the water