The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 41

August 20th, 2011 // 96 Comments

Welcome to the 41st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is still considered sexy even if it now has to take a pill so it can be ready “when the moment is right.” This week’s winner was amazingly not from one of the Tara Reid posts, even though you did your best to unleash a torrent of hate against her med school experiment of a torso. Extremely close runner-up goes to KillMeNow with what I’m calling the sharpest observation in the history of the internet, but alas, there can be only one.

Toni, you had me at ejaculate,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Brad Pitt Female Assistant
    edamame
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    I’d pay money to ball that! (Brad, not the ginge)

  2. Bristol Palin Kyle Massey Chris Massey
    Cock Dr
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    Nice chin implant.

  3. Regis Philbin Apron Corn On The Cob
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    Regis: “Hey Kelly! This corn cob looks just like your belly-button!”

  4. Lacey Schwimmer Kyle Massey
    Cock Dr
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    She must really like him, or loves to jump all over people.

  5. Christopher Mintz-Plasse
    Lemmiwinks
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    I like how they used the shadows to provide that much-coveted “mullet look.” Now, THAT’S a good photographer.

  6. Prince Charles
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    FutureKing’s complexion looks rather hectic.

  7. Tara Reid Married
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Some people lose their minds after a really good fuck combined with copious amounts of booze.

  8. Justin Theroux Moped
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    How long before she dumps him?

  9. Tara Reid Married Life & Style
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That guy’s probably a total hustler trying to escape Greece for American citizenship….and hopefully score some $ in the process.
    He has no idea what he’s in for.

  10. Tara Reid Zack Keyahov Honeymoon Photos Twitter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Trixie is mean.
    I like it.

  11. Lindsay Lohan
    Cock Dr
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    She could call it “community service”. I believe she still owes the state of CA quite a bit, and that clock is ticking.
    Looking especially stoned out her gourd right here.

  12. Akon Segway
    TyroneBiggums
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    Over/under on how long it takes him to put 24″ rims on this thing?

  13. Scout Willis Rumer Willis
    Hugh Gentry
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    too much chlorine in that gene pool

  14. Brad Pitt Female Assistant
    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    win

  15. Jennifer Lopez
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    haha, awesome. “the skarsgard”

  16. Scout Willis Rumer Willis
    Do Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    you do realize that fetal alcohol syndrome is THREE words, right?

  17. Jonah Hill Skinny
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    L A M E

  18. Shauna Sand Bike Ride
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one stupid broad.

  19. Scarlett Johansson
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant!

  20. Diddy UCLA Classroom
    hohoho
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL!

  21. forrest gump

    can’t help it.
    THE AMERICAN WHORE IS BACK, folks!!

  22. Hayden Panettiere Swimsuit Conde Nast Traveler
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    WIN

  23. b

    are u 100% sure “she’s” a she????

  24. Taylor Momsen Humping Guitarist
    Snooki's Taint
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t this a repost from hotchickswithdouchebags.com ?

  25. Diddy UCLA Classroom
    Commented on this photo:

    oh wow lol

  26. Taylor Momsen Humping Guitarist
    jim eh
    Commented on this photo:

    Dat ASS

  27. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Uncle Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    America. FUCK YEAH! Woohoo! That’s me Bitches.

    Back to crying and masturbating.

  28. Shauna Sand Bike Ride
    Daniella
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHA.

  29. Akon Segway
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture gets me every time. It looks totally normal and then I scroll down.

  30. Christopher Mintz-Plasse
    bofa
    Commented on this photo:

    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA. NAILED IT.

  31. Ethan Hawke
    lemon
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha! Best one so far.

  32. Brad Pitt Female Assistant
    lemon
    Commented on this photo:

    I was wrong about the last one, this is funnier.

  33. Akon Segway
    bofa
    Commented on this photo:

    I need to know where to get one of those fanny belts.

  34. Taylor Momsen Humping Guitarist
    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    I was wondering what happened to Brit-Brit’s stalker.

  35. Courtney Stodden Swimsuit Baywatch
    gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    she does’t hold a candle to Pam Anderson. Or Farrah when she did the famous red swimsuit photo.

    • BaccusVD

      No but she can hold a candle then masturbate with it to entertain her 50 yr old husband and his friends at coke fueled parties. But whos counting.

      Also shes not FUCKING 16 shes 27.

    • Boere.Mafia

      Jip, OG baywatch wannabe.

      • Wheredabs

        It is disgusting and well even more disturbing… Bet she will be in porn pretty soon because she always makes that “o” friggin face…

  36. mario

    I think the ugliest thing are those American Apparel jeans -high rises–what’s up with those granny shorts

  37. Scarlett Johansson
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll tell you what it is. You know that mirror from the first Harry Potter that shows you what you most deeply desire? This mirror is the complete opposite of that.

  38. Brad Pitt Female Assistant
    Honkey
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is the hot chick?

  39. Lary King
    Honkey
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one ugly dude

  40. Katie Holmes
    Weaselmouse
    Commented on this photo:

    GOOOOLLLLLD.

  41. Taylor Momsen Humping Guitarist
    Weaselmouse
    Commented on this photo:

    “I wanna land my crotch on yo’ landin’ strip. Bend down some more. I’m crouched and ready to thrust. BEND LOWER.”

  42. Scout Willis Rumer Willis
    dotmatrix
    Commented on this photo:

    These. . . uh. . . girls actually show few of the characteristics of FAS. They’re just naturally fugly.

  43. Christopher Mintz-Plasse
    Commented on this photo:

    lol

  44. Ethan Hawke
    Commented on this photo:

    heh

  45. Brad Pitt Female Assistant
    Commented on this photo:

    good one

  46. Diddy UCLA Classroom
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    =0

    =)

  47. Tinklepants Astronaut

    I don’t get the concept here – is this article selected as “the most important people on the internet” because it generated the most comments, the most clever comments, or something else?

    • wer

      yeah i came here to say this. i come to this site like once a week and have seen this importantpeopleontheinternet thing for so long and i still have no fucking clue what it is. the writer is an idiot for being so distant from the readers, that’s how you lose your buzz

    • Trixie

      The “most important people” are the commenters; it has nothing to do with the content of the articles or the people in the pictures. It’s just to show Fish’s appreciation for comments that make him laugh.

  48. Lacey Schwimmer Kyle Massey
    Grand Dragon
    Commented on this photo:

    How can this make a comment of the week but I cant say that black people love to touch their junk and talk loud in the theater?

  49. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Thomas
    Commented on this photo:

    One of my favorite comments ever. Hilarious!

  50. Hayden Panettiere Swimsuit Conde Nast Traveler
    Uncle Denial
    Commented on this photo:

    Huh, I always thought you threw CHUM in the water

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