The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 40

August 13th, 2011 // 167 Comments

Welcome to the 40th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s quality over quantity this week, and just a reminder, I always save the best one for last. I’m pointing that out because this is the first time a ton of you called out a comment for being hilarious, and it actually was to the point that I whipped myself with a cat o’ nine tails for not thinking of it first. Also, it feels sassy!

I’ve over-shared again,

- The Superficial

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  1. Mark

    Other girl have nice big titties

  2. Kim Kardashian
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    Best Comment ever. LOL i’m dying.

  3. the chief

    hahahahahahahahahahaha: MISS PIGGY?

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
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    LOL. SOOOOO man fat bastards spitting jealousy on Alesandra. All of you WISH you looked half as good as that whale sharing the picture with that gorgeous goddess of a woman. Alesandra is one smokin’ hot woman and you can bash her all you want but at the end of the day, she’s still a VS model while the rest of you are sitting on your fat asses getting larger! LOL. Eat a Twinkie and STFU!

  5. Kim Kardashian
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    I don’t get it.

  6. Brad Pitt Zahara
    NYC I Banker
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    They think it is ALL CUTE having all these multi-racial kids that they treat like DOLLS. But these kids gonna grow up and become ADULTS pretty soon … and then the fun will be gone – as well as the marriage …

  7. titsonsnack

    A mix of the two would be better.

  8. Chaoscari

    Queue the fat chicks: “No ass” or ” shes gotta body like a 12 yr old boy”
    Gotta love the bitter fatties!

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Guy Smiley
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    ewww man, who invited the fat chick?

  10. Kim Kardashian
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    Best Of, for sure.

  11. Kim Kardashian
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    This comment should be up for an annual award, hands down best of the year

  12. Dane Cook
    chester the jester
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    That can’t be a direct quote – it is way too funny

  13. Kim Kardashian
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    Oh WOW, that just made my entire work day bearable again. Thank you, Little Richard, thank you.

  14. Khloe Kardashian Pink Jumpsuit
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    Put a tail on her and with that pink costume, you have…PORK!!

  15. Haley Joel Osment
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  16. Kim Kardashian
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  17. TittieLover

    I’ll take the girl on the left please!

  18. Haley Joel Osment
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    The best one ever! Kudos!

  19. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    Nice :)

  20. Rico

    Love the c-section scar on the water buffalo

    • anonymous

      I love the personality in you!

    • sara

      @ Rico; wow, what century you living in? That’s not a c-section scar. If anything, its “linea negra,’ which is a darkening of the skin left over from pregnancy (or it’s just dark fur she didn’t bother to shave). Cesarean scars now are vertical and very low on the pubic bone. Get hip, hippo.

  21. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
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    Who is the the chick on the left?

  22. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
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  23. Brooke Hogan Nude Picture
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  24. Corey Feldman
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    you old actors and your drugs….lmao

  25. Jason Momoa Tophat
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  26. Gary Shirley Strippers
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    who in the heck has been in my backyard taking pics????? damnit

  27. Haley Joel Osment
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    wonder if he has ever gotten laid….interesting mental pic

  28. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
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    Someone please tell me (and the others) who want to know, who the chubby girl is?

  29. Kim Kardashian
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    Comment of the year, maybe…

  30. They both are looking hot and sexy

  31. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
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    The girl on the left look like she’s comfortable.. I don’t think she’s fat at all, she may have a little ponch on her belly but atleast she looks like someone who enjoys a good meal. WHy is it so bad that she doesnt look like a starving Ethiopian? I think she looks fine. She’s just standing in a funny position, everyone has a belly when they stand like that. Like are you kidding? Lol all the people who commented on her probably have the same thing, or worse! Who cares!! I’m glad she doesnt starve herself and look like someone who just got off the streets of a starving 3rd world country. Hollywood is disgusting. THey want all of these “women” bodies to look like a 12 year old with no tits, no ass, no NOTHING! People like Heidi Klum have the body of a 14 year old, maybe even younger! Gross! atleast this girl has REAL boobs and she’s very pretty.

  32. JULIEN

    what kind of sex here!!!Can I get it?

  33. toni

    You Are Wrong Sara. I Had My Daughter 2 Years And 7 Months Ago, And My C- Section Was Done Vertically. I Have A Very Thin Scar From My Belly Button Down To My Pubic Bone.

  34. Wrath

    The fact these people are considered important by anyone is just more proof that comets need to fall and tidal waves need to wash over you mass of morons.

  35. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber
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    Never noticed how big her tits were until now. That’s a nice set.

  36. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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  37. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston
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    She may turn out to be a Halle Berry type as soon as she has her baby.

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