Welcome to the 40th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s quality over quantity this week, and just a reminder, I always save the best one for last. I’m pointing that out because this is the first time a ton of you called out a comment for being hilarious, and it actually was to the point that I whipped myself with a cat o’ nine tails for not thinking of it first. Also, it feels sassy!
I’ve over-shared again,
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All children get cranky. Especially when the papparazi are in your face. How can Brad not be the “real dad”? Poor taste on Thesuperficial site. It take a real dad to be there. So many biological dads are not in children’s lives. We adopted our children and have been the “real parents” every since.
Easy there, son.
This is the Superficial. We make fun of shit.
You must be new here.
I think I would hit chunky. The tits outweigh the fupa……………
those tits on the chunky one are beautiful
Easy choice for the friend.
Easy choice for the friend.
Neither one is attractive.
WIN
Terrifying.
You Sir Richard are the manliest of men. Well played sir, well played indeed.
So far this is my favorite cmment this week!
Aaaaaaaahahahaha that was damn funny
Gunt and Skelator
This one should get the best comment of the year award. After The Best Comment of the Year Award is created.
Nope, he’s ridiculously gorgeous. Which is why he’s fucked all the eligible women of New York in the last week. So glad I spent my vacation in New York, he looks great naked. Kinda tall though.
Hahahaha
That’s all I have to say.
What dummy would wear a bikini next to her?! shes was better off wearing a momo and a bag over her head.
Next to who? The boy in the bikini?
Why is that hat all steampunk-shiny-like? What is it made of? Iron? Clay?
Woman in the striped bikini has got nice big titties.
Exactly what I was thinking. I like!
hear hear – just get drunk and dim the lights and go to town on her
So does Oprah.
That is hilarious!
Her head is way too big for her body!
Who are these ladies?
I never noticed how crooked her teeth are until now
same here!
Well said Richard.
I really hope this look is for a role in a movie and he’s not just falling apart physically. Yeah, I know he’s a douche and all, but he’s one of my top 3 sexy hollywood guys of all time.
Funny, he’s covering up his adams apple
Her friend MUST be British, fat Americans wouldn’t be caught dead in bikinis.
That little boy is adorable!!
…so is his son!
Yummmmmmmy!! He’s at the airport? Where can I apply for a TSA position?
That girl holding his hand – why is she so tall compared to him?
he looks like russell crowe
at least the dude’s got a nice rack
This man is delicious. I’ve met him a couple times and want to have like a 1000 babies with him.
I think Michael Lohan looks better as a bitch, personally. The moobs are creepy though.
Barbed, to the point, and oh so true. Three for three: excellent job!
Why is she wearing an iceskating costume?
she’s got a snail trail
samantha ronson’s vest is a little gay
it looks like someone used the phrase ‘food for thought’ and now she is trying to eat it.
Truly a classic! LMFAO
ok, that one was win. It’s like those stupid photos where they take the baby’s face and put it on the parents.
herd of camel toe
That striped bikini is 2 sized too small….she rolling out with her rolls…she got more rolls than strips.
She’s on the trail for truffles.
WHY do so many people think that just because they can get it on that it 1) fits right and 2) they can wear it? I just got back from the shore and all I saw were sights like the one on the left.
old people hands..
get me to london, I wants a free plasma screen..
When does the remake of “Just One of the Guys” come out?
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Best one yet! Haha I hate myself for not thinking of that perspective.
is that a bikini trail I see?
What an unfortunate face, particularily in the chin and cheeks region.
she has NO ass
victoria secret does not like girls with ass.
Neither do gay men. Never knew how many gays populated this site. I guess it’s pretty obvious now.
Best comment in quite some time