The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 40

August 13th, 2011 // 167 Comments

Welcome to the 40th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s quality over quantity this week, and just a reminder, I always save the best one for last. I’m pointing that out because this is the first time a ton of you called out a comment for being hilarious, and it actually was to the point that I whipped myself with a cat o’ nine tails for not thinking of it first. Also, it feels sassy!

I’ve over-shared again,

- The Superficial

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  1. Brad Pitt Zahara
    poodlehopper
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    All children get cranky. Especially when the papparazi are in your face. How can Brad not be the “real dad”? Poor taste on Thesuperficial site. It take a real dad to be there. So many biological dads are not in children’s lives. We adopted our children and have been the “real parents” every since.

  2. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    DarkestSecret
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I would hit chunky. The tits outweigh the fupa……………

  3. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    Neither one is attractive.

  4. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    WIN

  5. Haley Joel Osment
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    Terrifying.

  6. Kim Kardashian
    Dude of Dudes
    Commented on this photo:

    You Sir Richard are the manliest of men. Well played sir, well played indeed.

  7. Alexander Skarsgard NYC Young Girl
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    So far this is my favorite cmment this week!

  8. Kim Kardashian
    Rainey4Pres
    Commented on this photo:

    Aaaaaaaahahahaha that was damn funny

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    youse guys
    Commented on this photo:

    Gunt and Skelator

  10. Kim Kardashian
    IShouldKnow
    Commented on this photo:

    This one should get the best comment of the year award. After The Best Comment of the Year Award is created.

  11. Alexander Skarsgard NYC Young Girl
    Lindsay
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    Nope, he’s ridiculously gorgeous. Which is why he’s fucked all the eligible women of New York in the last week. So glad I spent my vacation in New York, he looks great naked. Kinda tall though.

  12. eeo

    What dummy would wear a bikini next to her?! shes was better off wearing a momo and a bag over her head.

  13. Jason Momoa Tophat
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    Why is that hat all steampunk-shiny-like? What is it made of? Iron? Clay?

  14. Satan

    Woman in the striped bikini has got nice big titties.

  15. Kim Kardashian
    TwentySomething
    Commented on this photo:

    That is hilarious!

  16. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber
    Tomas
    Commented on this photo:

    Her head is way too big for her body!

  17. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    blahblahblah
    Commented on this photo:

    Who are these ladies?

  18. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber
    SpinachFarts
    Commented on this photo:

    I never noticed how crooked her teeth are until now

  19. Kim Kardashian
    De Vo
    Commented on this photo:

    Well said Richard.

  20. Shia LaBeouf Beard
    SpinachFarts
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    I really hope this look is for a role in a movie and he’s not just falling apart physically. Yeah, I know he’s a douche and all, but he’s one of my top 3 sexy hollywood guys of all time.

  21. Brooke Hogan Nude Picture
    ahole
    Commented on this photo:

    Funny, he’s covering up his adams apple

  22. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Aud
    Commented on this photo:

    Her friend MUST be British, fat Americans wouldn’t be caught dead in bikinis.

  23. Tobey Maguire
    Aud
    Commented on this photo:

    That little boy is adorable!!

    …so is his son!

  24. Jason Momoa Tophat
    Aud
    Commented on this photo:

    Yummmmmmmy!! He’s at the airport? Where can I apply for a TSA position?

  25. Tobey Maguire
    Dr Ha-Ha
    Commented on this photo:

    That girl holding his hand – why is she so tall compared to him?

  26. Shia LaBeouf Beard
    steffo
    Commented on this photo:

    he looks like russell crowe

  27. Brooke Hogan Nude Picture
    uber
    Commented on this photo:

    at least the dude’s got a nice rack

  28. Jason Momoa Tophat
    hH
    Commented on this photo:

    This man is delicious. I’ve met him a couple times and want to have like a 1000 babies with him.

  29. Lindsay Lohan No Bra See Through Shirt
    lish
    Commented on this photo:

    I think Michael Lohan looks better as a bitch, personally. The moobs are creepy though.

  30. Kim Kardashian
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Barbed, to the point, and oh so true. Three for three: excellent job!

  31. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber
    thenotsofunnyone
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she wearing an iceskating costume?

  32. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Ollie
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s got a snail trail

  33. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber
    Ollie
    Commented on this photo:

    samantha ronson’s vest is a little gay

  34. Khloe Kardashian Pink Jumpsuit
    rm
    Commented on this photo:

    it looks like someone used the phrase ‘food for thought’ and now she is trying to eat it.

  35. Kim Kardashian
    Safety man
    Commented on this photo:

    Truly a classic! LMFAO

  36. Haley Joel Osment
    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    ok, that one was win. It’s like those stupid photos where they take the baby’s face and put it on the parents.

  37. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    herd of camel toe

  38. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That striped bikini is 2 sized too small….she rolling out with her rolls…she got more rolls than strips.

  39. Khloe Kardashian Pink Jumpsuit
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s on the trail for truffles.

  40. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Problem?
    Commented on this photo:

    WHY do so many people think that just because they can get it on that it 1) fits right and 2) they can wear it? I just got back from the shore and all I saw were sights like the one on the left.

  41. Corey Feldman
    drofdarb
    Commented on this photo:

    old people hands..

  42. Brad Pitt Zahara
    drofdarb
    Commented on this photo:

    get me to london, I wants a free plasma screen..

  43. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber
    ezark
    Commented on this photo:

    When does the remake of “Just One of the Guys” come out?

  44. KOOL GUYYYYYYYYYYY

    WHEN BEAUTY WHERES A BAKINI”"”’IT MAKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS,,,,,,SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETT HAPPY SUNDAY GREETING S,,,,FORZ…..AND”"TOOOOO, US ALL FROM ME KOOL GUY! “”

  45. Gary Shirley Strippers
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Best one yet! Haha I hate myself for not thinking of that perspective.

  46. z

    is that a bikini trail I see?

  47. Khloe Kardashian Pink Jumpsuit
    We
    Commented on this photo:

    What an unfortunate face, particularily in the chin and cheeks region.

  48. anonym

    she has NO ass

  49. anonym

    victoria secret does not like girls with ass.

  50. Kim Kardashian
    monkeyspank
    Commented on this photo:

    Best comment in quite some time

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