The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.7

March 1st, 2014 // 25 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which miraculously happened despite the lack of a proper The Crap We Missed yesterday (Handsome bloggers have birthdays, too.), so huge thanks to you guys on that front. That said, even while I’m typing this I’m still torn at who deserved the coveted final slot which went back and forth between what’s there now and the comment before it. I’d probably have an easier time naming a child because I’m already set on Gustaf Rust Cohle Jesus Face Puncher. Now who wants to get pregnant?

- The Superficial

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Getty

superficial

  1. Brett Ratner Peace Sign Chateau Marmont
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, That’s Funny I don’t care who you are!

  2. Romain Zago Getting Blown By Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    For the love of God, let the joke die!

  3. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Effing BRILLIANT! :D

  4. Hugh Jackman Son Oscar Yellow Moonboots Razor Scooters
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta give “Artie” the win on this one. A perfectly-placed Thomas the Tank Engine reference wins every single time!

  5. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit that was a good one. Nice to see Kim’s pimpmom is watching over the whoring…

  6. That’s an awesome name!

    Thanks a lot. I just ovulated. Damn you…

  7. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
    Sorry
    Commented on this photo:

    This was not the funniest comment. imho.

  8. Paula Deen Riding Robert Irvine Back Onstage Food Network South Beach Wine And Food Festival
    Sorry
    Commented on this photo:

    I think many of the comments selected for this weeks slide were un-funny. So, hopefully the Superficial will get back on track. Continue – you be the judge.

  9. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Sorry
    Commented on this photo:

    ?

  10. Brett Ratner Peace Sign Chateau Marmont
    Ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    So Much Win :D

  11. Robin Thicke Son Julian Riding Rollercoaster Disneyland
    Commented on this photo:

    This comment came before the news broke that they were splitting up. This confirms that TomFrank is psychic.

  12. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL!

  13. Paula Deen Riding Robert Irvine Back Onstage Food Network South Beach Wine And Food Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    this bitch is crazy. no amount of staged theatrics will diminish that whore’s true self.
    she an n-word hating cracker. period!

  14. Happy Birthday, Fish, you big hunk o’ man!

  15. Kim Kardashian
    Sorry
    Commented on this photo:

    googling…

  16. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
    Commented on this photo:

    Well then, why don’t you get in there and show us how it’s done, tiger. Wow us with your mad comedy skillz.

  17. Paula Deen Riding Robert Irvine Back Onstage Food Network South Beach Wine And Food Festival
    pillsy
    Commented on this photo:

    Margaret Pomerantz LOVED Easy Rider

  18. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    This should be included in the Best Comments of 2014 deliberations.

  19. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
    Commented on this photo:

    I laughed at it.

  20. Paula Deen Food Network South Beach Wine And Food Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    The worst part is, I could imagine her saying this and thinking she’s being kind.

  21. Paula Deen Riding Robert Irvine Back Onstage Food Network South Beach Wine And Food Festival
    mikel246
    Commented on this photo:

    cherrybomb your hardly above water your self,,, havent you ever ridden your boy friend?? just sayin

Leave A Comment