The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.5

February 15th, 2014 // 44 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which comes to you after taking a brief hiatus last weekend which may or may not be attributed to a distinct lack of “Dis how chicken look” comments. That said, the joke has evolved now. It’s become self-aware. No longer confined to Joanna Krupa, it threatens to destroy the very fabric of comedy, but mostly just make it abundantly clear I will laugh at the stupidest shit. Laugh like a fox. Anyway, I’m sure you all have busy lives mopping up last night’s sex. Adieu.

- The Superficial

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Photos: Sebastian Faena/Harper’s Bazaar

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  1.  Harry Brant Peter Brant II Stephanie Seymour Grossly Sexual Harpers Bazaar Photo Shoot
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    Well, that’s one benefit of having gay kids.

  2. David Hasselhoff Screaming Race Car 2014 Acceleration Press Conference Katwijk The Netherlands
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    LOL!

  3. Wladimir Klitschko Alex Leapai Face To Face Fists Raised Upcoming Fight Press Conference
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    Nice one.

  4. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
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    This was good collection.

  5.  Harry Brant Peter Brant II Stephanie Seymour Grossly Sexual Harpers Bazaar Photo Shoot
    malaka
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    you dont think that sometimes mom turns em gay?

    • I think there is some credence to that theory.

      • Grumbles

        Given that most people probably choose to be gay the same time they choose what language they speak, I’d say there is a lot of credence to that theory

      • Sulianto

        Except that people don’t really choose their sexual preference. But this is The Superficial, not “The Lancet Medical Journal”, so I will let this pass.

      • Edie

        In theory there are some biological factors that have to do with how many other sons have been born to the mother. But I guess it’s like saying the maternal grandfather makes them bald, which is true for a certain use of language.

  6. David Hasselhoff Screaming Race Car 2014 Acceleration Press Conference Katwijk The Netherlands
    malaka
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    the hoff ones are always my favorite.

  7. Queen Elizabeth Peeking From Behind Tree Church Service
    malaka
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    her majesty’s a pretty nice girl. someday i’m gonna make her mine oh yea someday i’m gonna make her mine.

  8. Gene Simmons Riding Mechanical Bull Promoting Arena Football Team The Los Angeles KISS
    malaka
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    no wonder he had sex with 50,000 women.
    he’ll screw anything.

  9. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
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    winning comment!

  10. Queen Elizabeth Peeking From Behind Tree Church Service
    Ruckus
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    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

  11. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tights Plaid Miniskirt
    Ruckus
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    LOLOLO

  12. Newt Gingrich Wife Calista Breakout And Yankee Doodle Dandy Book Signing Vegas
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t think plastic & wax can get cancer….it had better not if it wants to remain Mrs. Gingrich.

  13. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
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    AAHAAHA!! Perfect!

  14. DMX George Zimmerman Boxing Match
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    THIS is why I’m up here daily like a rash!

  15. Wladimir Klitschko Alex Leapai Face To Face Fists Raised Upcoming Fight Press Conference
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    ha!

  16. Gene Simmons Riding Mechanical Bull Promoting Arena Football Team The Los Angeles KISS
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    For the MOOOOOOO!

  17. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tights Plaid Miniskirt
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    Post-rehab bloat, ouch.

  18. Cate Blanchett Leather Pants
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    A+

  19. Tobey Maguire
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    HAAA!

  20. Newt Gingrich Wife Calista Breakout And Yankee Doodle Dandy Book Signing Vegas
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    The truth.

  21. Tobey Maguire
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    XD

  22. Aretha Franklin Crazy Makeup BET Honors 2014 Pre Dinner
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    Hmmmm…

  23. Pope Francis Excited For Balloon Animals
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    *dies*

  24. Newt Gingrich Wife Calista Breakout And Yankee Doodle Dandy Book Signing Vegas
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    looks like the same pose he takes whenever he meets a lobbyists.

  25. Tobey Maguire
    Doctoer_Joystick
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    YESSSSS!!!!

  26. David O Russell Bradley Cooper American Bluff Premiere
    Coljack
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    Nice!

  27. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
    coljack
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    Awesome!

  28. David Hasselhoff Screaming Race Car 2014 Acceleration Press Conference Katwijk The Netherlands
    donkeylicks
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    ” Fuck you KITT! I don’t care if that’s the murder’s car in front of us. We’re getting off at the next fucking exit for Wendy’s and thats it!!”

  29. Tobey Maguire
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    LOL! anything that keeps dis how chicken_____ alive, I’m all for!!

  30. David Hasselhoff Screaming Race Car 2014 Acceleration Press Conference Katwijk The Netherlands
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    Ha! Awesome.

  31. Tracy Morgan Fat Belly Lifting Shirt Up Loss DIRECTV 8th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl
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    Love it.

  32. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tights Plaid Miniskirt
    MarketingMike
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    It’s SEMI-Lovato now…

  33. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    Drea
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    This was the absolute funniest comment I have ever read…seriously oh my!

  34. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
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    LOL favorite so far

  35. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tights Plaid Miniskirt
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    stay classy superficial, i dont think you realize how delicate an eating disorder is an issue on someone.

  36.  Harry Brant Peter Brant II Stephanie Seymour Grossly Sexual Harpers Bazaar Photo Shoot
    Fancy Face
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    The bigger question is, why are the two boys doing their best Edward Cullen impression? IS SHE THEIR BELLA?

  37. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tights Plaid Miniskirt
    Fancy Face
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    Those tights weren’t ripped before she put them on.

  38. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tights Plaid Miniskirt
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    She should just wear big ballroom dresses for singing on stage. Or just get lipo. I mean, she’s got money. Lipo them legs, baby! If I was this rich, I’d have lipo, a personal trainer work me out 6 days a week, and a chef preparing nutritious meals, and a sponsor that keeps me away from the Queso.

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