The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.4

February 1st, 2014 // 58 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our fine selection of quality comments handcrafted for your amusement. Or as it will soon be known, “That Gallery With The Joanna Krupa Gag That The Weird, Dorky Hermit Who Writes This Site Falls For Every Time. Bok.” (Give it about a week.)

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  1. Gerard Butler
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    As I recall, there was a “Sparta” with a strikethrough in the middle of the quote that made this joke.

  2. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Screen Actors Guild Foundation and BroadwayWorld.com Present Conversations With Ian McKellen And Patrick Stewart
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    That’s too much awesome for one room.

  3. Taylor Swift 56th Grammy Awards
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    Hilarious!

  4. Rob Ford
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    LOL!

  5. Rob Ford
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    This is my FAVORITE!!! It wins 2/1/14!

  6. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company & Netflix Golden Globes After Party
    malaka
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    if only we could all rent shannon elizabeth.

  7. Miley Cyrus Pink Fur Coat Grammys Pre Party
    Cock Dr
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    She stole that pimp coat too.

  8. Joanna Krupa
    Cock Dr
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    God help me…it did make me laugh.

  9. Joanna Krupa
    Doctor_Joystick
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    Fuckin’ fuck I think these are funny.

  10. Rob Ford
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    This one made me laugh out loud … and then shed a tear for Chris Farley.

  11. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company & Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    ha!

  12. Rob Ford
    Scott
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    Amazing!!!!!

  13. Katy Perry Cleavage John Mayer Grammys After Party
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    Can see this bag of douche really saying this like no big shit.

  14. Joanna Krupa
    coljack
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    The “dis how chicken [verb]” joke was really funny and original the first time, was already stale by the second time, totally played now. Find a new angle.

  15. Katy Perry Cleavage John Mayer Grammys After Party
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    But Katie Perry is what comes to mind when I hear Garbage’s Stupid Girl, so yeah, knock your self out, Titty McO’face.

  16. Lars Ulrich Jessica Miller 56Th Annual Grammy Pre Grammy Gala And Salute To Industry Icons
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    Ha! … his download looks like a Keith-Richards & day shift drag queen mash-up.

  17. coljack

    Rough week. Not a lot of great material to work with in the photos and it shows. I know I wasn’t feeling very inspired. #yesiamshittingoneverything

  18. Jessica Alba Humping Daughter Havens Head
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    lol!

  19. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    ha / ouch!

  20. Lars Ulrich Jessica Miller 56Th Annual Grammy Pre Grammy Gala And Salute To Industry Icons
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    You are just a real ray of sunshine. I’ll bet you’re loads of fun at parties…Yeah, I know I already said this, but apparently it needs repeating.

  21. Mickey Rourke Swastika Symbol On Shirt
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    What swastika? I don’t see no swastika.

  22. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Screen Actors Guild Foundation and BroadwayWorld.com Present Conversations With Ian McKellen And Patrick Stewart
    Fancy Face
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    These two make me wish they were my best friends and/or uncles. :(

  23. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
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    Not fair! The thumb lady is not evil (just fat and fairly dumb).

  24. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Screen Actors Guild Foundation and BroadwayWorld.com Present Conversations With Ian McKellen And Patrick Stewart
    prof x
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    Yes, Magneto, you are a badass. Now let me explain. -
    You’re seeing your fist at my face because I’m actually placing that image in your mind.
    You don’t want me to tell you where I really made you put your fist, do you, Magneto?

  25. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Boob Window Dress Pre Grammy Party
    dr. frankenstein
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    lol @ the implant scars.
    so classy.

    • Suck it

      Those aren’t implant scars, no one gets implants put in from the sides of their breasts. Nice try though.

      • coljack

        I made TMIPOTI three times last week alone and a few times in prior weeks, so by your “5 times” yardstick, I get to judge. I don’t always sign in to comment, but you flip through, you’ll see coljack show up.

        And I was shitting on myself as much as I was shitting on everyone else. It wasn’t a good week – photos didn’t provide a lot to work with, captions (including mine) were mostly so-so. I stand by that assessment.

  26. Mickey Rourke Swastika Symbol On Shirt
    daniel
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    Oh man, this was a terrible t-shirt design

  27. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company & Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    So, so true.

  28. Taylor Swift 56th Grammy Awards
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    Ha!

  29. Mickey Rourke Swastika Symbol On Shirt
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    You, sir, are correct.

  30. Lars Ulrich Jessica Miller 56Th Annual Grammy Pre Grammy Gala And Salute To Industry Icons
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    The best one of the gallery. Couldn’t stop laughing; does it show my age?

  31. Joanna Krupa
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    Can someone please explain this joke to me? I didn’t get it the first, second or now third week it has been posted. What’s the fucking joke?

    • Sorry, but I have to second that request. Somebody asked for bok clarification in the 2nd or 3rd bok iteration, and was directed to the original bok joke, which didn’t really help me. At first I thought it had to do with her getting “pounded like a chicken cutlet” but that doesn’t fit the egg joke. I feel so left out. I’m going to go pout in a corner and pretend that I never wanted to hang out with the cool kids anyway. :-(

  32. Rob Ford
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    Hahaha! Perfect!

  33. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company & Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    YES! YES! YES!
    This – all day.

  34. Katy Perry Cleavage John Mayer Grammys After Party
    Svend
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    What did the five fingers say to the face?

  35. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company & Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    Money makes you sexy, witty and a pleasure to be around. Who knew?

  36. Taylor Swift 56th Grammy Awards
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    I didn’t get this one until I watched the Grammy clip. Spot on!

  37. Rob Ford
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    He is the Chris Farley of politics.

  38. Miley Cyrus Pink Fur Coat Grammys Pre Party
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    I don’t mind that she stole twerking, I just wish she would do it right.

  39. Joanna Krupa
    Snack pack
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    I don’t know how else to say this, but I think you are trying too hard.

    This is not a deep-humor joke. It started with an image of a guy helping her with her car. The caption was about him explaining what was needed to fix her car, to which she replied “Dis how chicken look.” In that picture, she had her head cocked forward and her lips pursed, so you could see her saying that. And you could believe that she is dumb enough to not listen to the guy at all, and that the only thing going through her head at the time was perfecting her chicken impression.

    Perhaps that is just an explanation of why I think these are so funny, but it works for me.

  40. Mickey Rourke Swastika Symbol On Shirt
    Josh
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    Is he walking past Chuck Liddell

  41. Katy Perry Cleavage John Mayer Grammys After Party
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    That awkward feeling when you see your ex at a party, “Hey!”

  42. Joanna Krupa
    Suck it
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    Finally, an explanation to the “dis how chicken look” joke.

  43. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Screen Actors Guild Foundation and BroadwayWorld.com Present Conversations With Ian McKellen And Patrick Stewart
    anonym
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    hahaha. This is what all gay people will aspire to

  44. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Boob Window Dress Pre Grammy Party
    Miss_Moppet
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    What magician does she work for?

    Ba-dum-tish!

  45. Rob Ford
    Miss_Moppet
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    Bwahahaha! He forgot to file his paperwork last night.

  46. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Screen Actors Guild Foundation and BroadwayWorld.com Present Conversations With Ian McKellen And Patrick Stewart
    beaver eater
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    I got your nose!

  47. Gerard Butler
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    He’s literally dying of cocaine in this photo.

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