The Most Important People on The Internet:
Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by teen mom porn, penis pumps and whatever the hell Bruce Jenner is turning into, so you know it’s at least going to be better than interacting with people in the checkout line or paying attention to your spouse. And maybe even venturing outdoors, but I get the feeling that only applies to me. *reflects light off of pale skin* Top that, fresh air!
- The Superficial