The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.3

January 25th, 2014 // 66 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by teen mom porn, penis pumps and whatever the hell Bruce Jenner is turning into, so you know it’s at least going to be better than interacting with people in the checkout line or paying attention to your spouse. And maybe even venturing outdoors, but I get the feeling that only applies to me. *reflects light off of pale skin* Top that, fresh air!

- The Superficial

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  1. Bradley Cooper Guys Face In Crotch SAG Awards
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    Is that Mandy Patinkin?

  2. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set Petting Dog
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    Good one.

  3. Garth Brooks Fat Moon Face The Garth Brooks Comeback Special Event Photo Call
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    Well Garth’s alter ego was Chris Gaines, a dude with dark feathered hair, a goatee and ..hell, they are all the freakin same.

  4. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Carrying Paddle
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    hah! missed last Saturday. Thank dogs I looked today. *peed a little*

  5. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Fancy Face
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    How is it possible to have a 60 year old’s body, posture and dentures, and bathing suit, while…yeah, no. That was really the only question I had.

  6. Bradley Cooper Guys Face In Crotch SAG Awards
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    lets see you do that to mark wahlberg yo.
    you be picking your teeth up off the red carpet.

  7. Emilio Estevez Fat Gut Man Boobs
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    “Damn I should’ve changed my last name too”

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