The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.3

January 25th, 2014 // 66 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by teen mom porn, penis pumps and whatever the hell Bruce Jenner is turning into, so you know it’s at least going to be better than interacting with people in the checkout line or paying attention to your spouse. And maybe even venturing outdoors, but I get the feeling that only applies to me. *reflects light off of pale skin* Top that, fresh air!

- The Superficial

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  1. Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    LOL!

  2. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Carrying Paddle
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    Awesome! Brilliant reference.

  3. Prince Charles Holding Air Horn Dumfries House Sport Relief Mile
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    Awesome! Brilliant reference.

  4. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
    Lord Helmet
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    So many awesome comments this week. I’m too jealous, no, petty, no, lazy – yeah, let’s go with that – to congratulate each separately. So kudos to everyone.

  5. Farrah Abraham Bikini Throwing Football
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    Perfection!

  6. Ashton Kutcher Driving Mila Kunis Hiding Face
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    That was fucking awesome.

  7. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
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    Love it!

  8. Dominic West Full Beard the Walking With The Wounded South Pole Allied Challenge Welcome Home Press Conference
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    LOL!

  9. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
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    So true.

  10. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
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    It’s been a great week.

  11. Justin Bieber Prison Jumper Sleeves Rolled Up Court Appearance DUI
    Cock Dr
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    Best celebrity bust of 2014 so far. Keep ‘em coming.

  12. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
    Cock Dr
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    Her face just iced over my coffee. Dammit!
    Nice batch of funnies this week.

  13. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Carrying Paddle
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    It’s always good to reference The Jerk

  14. Garth Brooks Fat Moon Face The Garth Brooks Comeback Special Event Photo Call
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    Easy to get confused, they’re all inbred morons.

  15. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
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    Somehow this gross douche manages to hook up with some beautiful women who have their own fame and money. I don’t get it.

  16. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
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    She’s the source of the Polar Vortex.

  17. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Carrying Paddle
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    Another McFeely masterpiece.

  18. Bradley Cooper Guys Face In Crotch SAG Awards
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    AAAhaha!

  19. Val Kilmer KFC
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    Hee!

  20. Busta Rhymes
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    Aw fuck!

  21. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set Petting Dog
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    :D

  22. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tight White Dress
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    *dies*

  23. Garth Brooks Fat Moon Face The Garth Brooks Comeback Special Event Photo Call
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    Same here.

  24. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
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    Astute observation.

  25. Kirstie Alley Cedric The Entertainer
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    :D !!!

  26. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
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    Wow, she looks thrilled about that kid, as per usual.

  27. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Carrying Paddle
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    I laughed until I realized…. it was true.

  28. Busta Rhymes
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    Coffee just came out of my nose!

  29. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
    mt
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    You’ve gotta admit, the kid is really cute!

  30. Sarah Jessica Parker
    mike
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    It really never gets old.

    And if it does, we can make it into glue.

  31. Kirstie Alley Cedric The Entertainer
    MRF
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    I love this high brow shit! Well done sir.

  32. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tight White Dress
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    Seen “Dis how chicken…” a few time but honestly have no idea why it’s funny. What’s the original reference?

  33. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    JC
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    What a stupid bathing suit.

  34. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
    sitsdeep
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    He is the ultimate bad boy,,,,irresistible for women who want to “live” on the edge.

  35. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
    fred
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    I think the kid responded, “Dat how chicken look.”

  36. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tight White Dress
    Doctor_Joystick
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    I laughed at this all week. Bravo!

  37. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
    coljack
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    I realize the week’s over, but…

    “Mommy, who’s my daddy?”
    “Honey, it’s not important.”
    “Is it Justin Timberlake?”
    “No.”
    “Is it Terrence Howard?”
    “No.”
    “Is it that guy who sang Mambo #5?”
    “Dammit!”

  38. Bradley Cooper Guys Face In Crotch SAG Awards
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    Gay men hiding in plain sight.

  39. Prince Charles Holding Air Horn Dumfries House Sport Relief Mile
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    Sweet

  40. Val Kilmer KFC
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    Yes, yes it is.

  41. Kirstie Alley Cedric The Entertainer
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    This… this is genius. Thank you. Thank you so much, mystery University grad.

  42. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tight White Dress
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    I broke my innards. :D

  43. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Carrying Paddle
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    This made me laugh so hard.

  44. Kirstie Alley Cedric The Entertainer
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    Superficial got high brow!

  45. Busta Rhymes
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    I guess he got some more….cakes and delicious dessert treats, that is!

  46. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Mama Pinkus
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    I don’t understand why you would enhance your breasts and then wear a granny-panty bathing suit.

  47. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    hehe
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    this repetitive, staged and paid for, photoshoot nonsense (i.e. not pap photos) is getting as monotonous and boring as the montag/pratt garbage. can’t wait for it to finally end.

  48. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    JD Jones
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    Worst bathing suit.. ever.

  49. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Carrying Paddle
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    YES!

  50. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    wow
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    She looks like Steven Spielberg’s ET.

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