The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.2

January 18th, 2014 // 47 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our grab bag of comments from throughout the week for those of you stumbling onto the site for the very first time after Googling “braless sweaters.” (Don’t worry, there’s more of you out there than you think.) Anyway, here’s the shit our regulars say because they’re daddy’s little snowflakes who come up with such running gags as, “Dis how chicken look,” which I then repost after telling the IRS it teaches them a life skill, so I shouldn’t have to pay taxes. I go to jail a lot.

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  1. Mike Tyson Grabbing Young Boy the Las Vegas Metro Police Department Athletic League Kids Boxing Program
    mark
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    yikes! mike’s pits must be rank!

  2. Mike Tyson Grabbing Young Boy the Las Vegas Metro Police Department Athletic League Kids Boxing Program
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    I love this one.

    • Regan MacNeil

      Hey Don. I’ve seen where others have asked your advice and I would like your opinion myself. So here goes. Suppose I have a friend that tips the scales at a cuddly 650 lbs. She makes a very decent living sitting on and tickling\wrestling mostly men and some women. All this is done completely clothed on her part. Do you consider this sex and would most men secretly find this erotic? Thanks for your input!

      • Yeah Don. Let hear it. I’d like to see where this goes.

      • It’s not technically sex, in that there’s no penetration/insertion on her part, but she is providing a service that may provide a sexual release for her customers.

        The spectrum of human sexuality is so wide that people can get turned on by all kinds of things. I can’t judge them for it. If having heavy women smother you floats your boat, go for it. As long as both participants consent to the acts performed, it’s all good.

      • Cock Dr

        Rather than slapping a handy dandy label on consenting adult’s private activities I start contemplating safety precautions. For example; don’t do this on the upper floor of an aging or weakened structure….650 is very very large indeed.

  3. Coco Butt Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    LOL!

  4. Mike Tyson Grabbing Young Boy the Las Vegas Metro Police Department Athletic League Kids Boxing Program
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    hmm. niith eawobe.

  5. Kiefer Sutherland
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    3…2…1…

  6. Pope Francis
    Cock Dr
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    That went right out of the ballpark.

  7. Val Chmerkovskiy No Socks Tuxedo 2014 UNICEF Ball
    Cock Dr
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    Comment is bliss.

  8. Michael Douglas Touching Jerry Weintraubs Face 2014 UNICEF Ball
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    Now that made me laugh. Thanks.

  9. Coco Butt Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    That’s HILARIOUS.

  10. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Short Hair 3rd Annual Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala
    Fai
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    LMAO! Perfect reference.

  11. Coco Butt Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Fai
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    BAHAHAHA!

  12. “now just keep your head still, if you feel some pain and a bit of warmth on your ear, ignore it!”…..

  13. Mike Tyson Grabbing Young Boy the Las Vegas Metro Police Department Athletic League Kids Boxing Program
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    yuss eay looks nice an jussy…I betit tasse nice…

  14. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Painted Gold Child Panda! Theatrical World Premiere Vegas
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    a preview of the golden Chinese kids they’ll be giving as gifts at the Oscars….

  15. Pope Francis
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    if I were a rich man, ba na na na na na na na na na na na! oh wait, I am….

  16. Val Chmerkovskiy No Socks Tuxedo 2014 UNICEF Ball
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    I read that with a Russian accent in my mind.

  17. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Short Hair 3rd Annual Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala
    Monkeeknucklez
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    There is no Pamela, only ZOOL

  18. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Painted Gold Child Panda! Theatrical World Premiere Vegas
    malaka
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    that’s an awesome movie.
    its got some of eddie murphy’s best one liners and tywin lannister is the antagonist

  19. Cuba Gooding Jr Scarf Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store
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    ha:)))

  20. Cuba Gooding Jr Scarf Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store
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    Completely perfect. fred wins this internet and all future internet.

  21. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    haahahahaha

  22. Anne Hathaway Terrified Of Autograph Seekers LAX
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    haaahhahaha :D
    This instalment of most important people has been so awesome!

  23. Coco Butt Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    haaahahahaha

  24. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Painted Gold Child Panda! Theatrical World Premiere Vegas
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    This photo just feels racist … even if I can’t place why.

  25. Coco Butt Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Shawn
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    Hilarious.

  26. Jon Hamm Penis Fedora Mad Men Set
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    Nailed it.

  27. Coco Butt Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Priceless!!!!

  28. Mike Tyson Grabbing Young Boy the Las Vegas Metro Police Department Athletic League Kids Boxing Program
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    Fucking love this ha!

  29. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Spot on.

  30. Pope Francis
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    AAAHAHAHA!!!

  31. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
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    Right on, Don!

  32. Drew Barrymore Book Signing Barnes & Noble
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    HA!

  33. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Short Hair 3rd Annual Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala
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    Yep, dying here. One of the best weeks in a long time!

  34. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Erect Nipples Gimme Shelter Screening
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    *dies*

  35. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Short Hair 3rd Annual Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala
    ruckus
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    Mazel Tov :) :)

  36. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Painted Gold Child Panda! Theatrical World Premiere Vegas
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    haahahaha I love that!

  37. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Painted Gold Child Panda! Theatrical World Premiere Vegas
    Chaz
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    I said I, I, I, want the knife… Pleeeeeease.

  38. Mike Tyson Grabbing Young Boy the Las Vegas Metro Police Department Athletic League Kids Boxing Program
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    I WIN I WIN.

    YEAHIEEEEEEE.

    bababooey to y’all.

  39. Anne Hathaway Terrified Of Autograph Seekers LAX
    Where's Dildo
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    Oh my god… This cracked me up. Fantastic.

  40. Coco Butt Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Where's Dildo
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    LMAO

  41. Mike Tyson Grabbing Young Boy the Las Vegas Metro Police Department Athletic League Kids Boxing Program
    Not Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson, attempting a comeback at the age of 47, KO’d in the first round in this junior peewee amateur boxing matchup.

  42. Russell Brand
    Chris
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    That picture makes Russel’s arm look really long.

  43. Coco Butt Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Awesome.

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