The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.19

July 18th, 2014 // 16 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you way earlier than usual because you were robbed of a The Crap We Missed and, fuck it, it’s Friday in the middle of July. So here’s your commentical goodness for the week excluding any What the hell’s up with Britney Spears‘ face? gems which I’ve been shoving into that post like so many Furnch Fries. You can practically hear her giggle if her face was capable of moving. Aren’t there laws against Botoxing the retarded? Because there should be laws against Botoxing the retarded. Get me Washington.

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  1. Selena Gomez Tattoo Instagram
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    Nice!!

  2. Mel Gibson Running
    maoix
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    Love how celebrities are normalizing my shitty-looking choice of footwear.

  3. Jeff Goldblum Girlfriend Emilie Livingston Bikini Playing Football
    Arlmlo Schlongfooster
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    Still focused on a ball

  4. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
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    Priceless

  5. Wendy Williams Cleavage Bikini Belly Tattoos Worlds Largest Bachelorette Party TAO Beach
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    No, I believe we are in the presence of Uranus.

  6. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
    Cock Dr
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    OMG so funny.

  7. Mel Gibson Running
    Cock Dr
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    Whatever was paid for this photo, it wasn’t enough.

  8. Jeff Goldblum Girlfriend Emilie Livingston Bikini Playing Football
    WeVe
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    Who photoshopped a football in that picture?

  9. Selena Gomez Tattoo Instagram
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    I love it.

  10. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
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    Fucking hilarious.

  11. Wendy Williams Cleavage Bikini Belly Tattoos Worlds Largest Bachelorette Party TAO Beach
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    That’s a man.

  12. Mel B Butt Bikini Man Screming At Her
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    LOL!

  13. Wendy Williams Cleavage Bikini Belly Tattoos Worlds Largest Bachelorette Party TAO Beach
    The Mapes Hotel
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    Marya Carey

  14. Selena Gomez Tattoo Instagram
    coljack
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    I’m praying this isn’t a joke. Awesome.

  15. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Yoga Pants
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    A girl with a white flock, not bald.

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