The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.18

July 12th, 2014 // 62 Comments

Welcome to a mammoth-sized installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which combines the best of this week and last for an experience that lasts way longer than me in the sack, so there’s a chance it might even give a woman an orgasm if the female orgasm was real and not something I keep buying treasure maps to find while repeatedly forgetting cartographers don’t work in crayon. Or finger paints. But enough about the past 20 years of my life, you kids have fun.

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  1. Bryan Singer Hugh Jackman
    Mr. Fahrenheit
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    This post is full of so much win.

  2. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Unitard
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    I heard the same thing. The only way to protect yourself is to look at vaginas through the safety of your computer screen.

  3. Chris Brown Drunk Being Carried By Assistants BET After Party
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    LOL!

  4. Kiefer Sutherland Drunkenly Pulled Out Of Car
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    Nice!

  5. Jim Caviezel Belly Wetsuit Shirt
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    Well done.

  6. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
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    LMAO! Smooth lines there.

  7. Jared Leto Skinny Pants Tucked Into Cowboy Boots Denim Shirt Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    LMAO!

  8. Chris Brown Drunk Being Carried By Assistants BET After Party
    Odbarc
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    LOL indeed!

  9. Magic Johnson Laughing Taking Off Shoes To Get On Boat
    Odbarc
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    Man, I said almost the EXACT same thing!
    I had to check to make sure. :(

  10. Kiefer Sutherland Drunkenly Pulled Out Of Car
    The Dude
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    Crackin me up. So perfect.

  11. Magic Johnson Laughing Taking Off Shoes To Get On Boat
    The Dude
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    I see Magic and his son…daught…his KID have the same taste in shoes.

  12. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Unitard
    Colin
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    I mean, that’s true, right?

  13. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Arm Around Brett Ratner In Front Of Giant Lion Statue Hercules Photo Call
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    hehehehe

  14. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
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    LOLOLOLOL

  15. Dolph Lundgren Pissed Off Look Leg Up On Chair In Restaurant
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    hehehehehe

  16. Mark Wahlberg V Neck Shirt Beaded Necklace
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    Yes indeed.
    Hate that cocksmack.

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Valentino Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
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    We’ve had blackface, whiteface, and now leatherface.

  18. Rob Ford City Council Meeting
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    Major insult to Chris Farley.

  19. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    maoix
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    TFW you start to chuckle, enlarge picture and then realize you have black socks and the same Sanuks on. Ahem….

  20. Kiefer Sutherland Drunkenly Pulled Out Of Car
    maoix
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    Bro, I think you meant “defuse,” brah.

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Valentino Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
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    He Just realized he paid 500K for this Shit

  22. Prince Charles Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
    julietin
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    oh my this is so tasteless…it is BRILLIANT!

  23. Usher Peace Sign
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    Am I the only one disturbed by his pendulous nethers?

  24. Jack Osbourne Gay Moustache Silver Silk Shirt Lisa Stelly
    Voice of Reisling
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    Bummed my “Satin Oswalt” comment got so little love.

  25. Chantel Jeffries
    cc
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    She reminds me of a cartoon character. A cartoon character of a fish.

  26. Bono Blow Job Face At Table
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    I honestly had to refresh this pic to find out if it was Matthew Perry or Bono.

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Valentino Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    oldfool
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    The Speaker of the House has sunk to a new low.

  28. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Unitard
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    I was taught that in Catholic school.

  29. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
    MZ MIZRY
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    so i guess shes into howdy doody?

  30. Anthony Cumia Fired Racist Twitter Rant
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    He looks pleasant.

  31. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Arm Around Brett Ratner In Front Of Giant Lion Statue Hercules Photo Call
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    Ha! He loves his shrimp.

  32. Chris Brown Drunk Being Carried By Assistants BET After Party
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    This was great!

  33. Aubrey O'Day
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    Please Leave the lights off!

  34. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
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    Brilliant McFeely!

  35. Bryan Singer Hugh Jackman
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    Win!

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Valentino Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Place!

  37. Chantel Jeffries
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    Show.

  38. Michael Caine Holding Out Condom
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    Honorable Mention.

  39. Chris Brown Drunk Being Carried By Assistants BET After Party
    right here. >
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    the guy on the right is soo… plain.
    zzzzzzzzzz.

  40. Prince Charles Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
    Theo
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    Why is he pointing at that purple dildo?

  41. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Valentino Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t understand how 2 people using semen as a skin conditioner could get such dramatically different results.

  42. Amber Rose Huge Ass Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    They don’t fall down, unless you’re very very determined.

  43. Prince Charles Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
    Cock Dr
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    There’s a whole line of brightly colored ticklers there. So hard to choose!

  44. Usher Peace Sign
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    heee :D

  45. Michael Bay Taking Selfie Transformers Age of Extinction Eurpoean Premiere Berlin
    Lou Braccant
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  46. Jack Osbourne Gay Moustache Silver Silk Shirt Lisa Stelly
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    I agree “Satin Oswalt” is brilliant and would’ve been my choice

  47. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Unitard
    Daniel Dimas
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    I don’t care what any of you idiots say. I’ll is hot! Love that booty! If I had a chance I’d have her back it on up and show me what she’s working with all nite.

  48. Steve Guttenberg Wiping Chin Affluenza Screening
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    He must have really pissed the Stonecutters off.

  49. Jon Voight Pooch Hall
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    HAHAHHAHAHAHA!

  50. Mark Wahlberg V Neck Shirt Beaded Necklace
    P.T.S. Potential Trouble Source
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    Outstandingly funny fish

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