The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.13

May 23rd, 2014 // 30 Comments

Welcome to this week’s edition of The Most Important People On The Internet coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend, and because Photo Boy and I are catching X-Men: Days of Future Past, so look for the usual novel-length review later today. But before I get myself gussied up, here’s this week’s Special Place comment that’s a load of nepotism all over your face:

Mel Gibson Bring Back Our Girls

I like to believe this was Photo Boy’s way of proposing to me now that gay marriage is legal in our state. *wipes tear* Bastard knows the way to my heart… (The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.19.14)

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  1. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Giant Inflatable Penis GAY Nightclub
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    This picture works for me on so many levels.

  2. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
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    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

  3. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
    Cock Dr
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    If it’s wrong to ruthlessly mock celebuspawns via anonymous internet postings why does it feel so good?

  4. Gwyneth Paltrow With Son Moses
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    Classic

  5. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Giant Inflatable Penis GAY Nightclub
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    There’s a Jon Hamm joke to be made here.

  6. Jay Z Beyonce Solange Knowles Elevator Fight
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    Winner!

  7. John Travolta
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    Runner up!

  8. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Giant Inflatable Penis GAY Nightclub
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    Third Place – but still damn funny!

  9. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Giant Inflatable Penis GAY Nightclub
    Yoda Mann
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    “We’re gonna need a bigger vagina.”

    Naaah. Can’t imagine a bigger €^\+ than this.

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow With Son Moses
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    Sad but true but funny.

  11. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Giant Inflatable Penis GAY Nightclub
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    Ha!

  12. Angelina Jolie White Powder Face Makeup Malfunction Brad Pitt The Normal Heart Screening
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    Holy crap… this one made me laugh so hard :-)

  13. Macaulay Culkin Scruffy Beard Plaid Shirt Around Waist
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    I love this one.

  14. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Giant Inflatable Penis GAY Nightclub
    Scott
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    Maybe I’m going out on a limb here; but I think you’re going to need some lube with that Miley.

  15. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Giant Inflatable Penis GAY Nightclub
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    “Take a long, close look at this [picture]. Those proportions are correct.”

    Yup, it took years of practice, but:
    Miley can do it.
    She’s our girl.
    Miley can do it.
    Watch her gurgle and swirl.

  16. Angelina Jolie White Powder Face Makeup Malfunction Brad Pitt The Normal Heart Screening
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    Just goes to show, you can’t just let it dry.
    You have to wash it off.

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    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Her dad came to see her sing, and didn’t bother to wear pants? Figures from a shameless inbred.

  18. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
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    Caution. Wake turbulence.

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    HeaveHoYoko
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    booo

  20. SuckOnIt

    Billy Ray Cyrus: That’s my girl. Make your daddy proud.

  21. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Giant Inflatable Penis GAY Nightclub
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    what is WRONG with her!?!?

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    Anna
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    It’s HD makeup. Invisible in person.

  23. John Travolta
    AndrewMacCloud
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    I condemn you to living death. To eternal hunger for living blood.

    I was betrayed. Look what your God Xenu has done to me!!

  24. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Giant Inflatable Penis GAY Nightclub
    yuck
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    She;s just FASCINATED with penis…like she’s never seen one before and she loves it, dang ol LOVE it!

  25. Angelina Jolie White Powder Face Makeup Malfunction Brad Pitt The Normal Heart Screening
    Ols
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    Finally! A funny remark! it’s been so long!

  26. Angelina Jolie White Powder Face Makeup Malfunction Brad Pitt The Normal Heart Screening
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    Good one.

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