The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.12

April 5th, 2014 // 23 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which you’re surprisingly still getting after I wrote a giant nerd novel about Captain America: The Winter Soldier for I am a kind and benevolent blogger of celebrity boobs with a splash of Commie pinko talking points. And we’ve even got a special comment below thanks to USDA Prime McBeef’s epic table of contents for Farrah Abraham‘s “In The Making”, part one of her Celebrity Sex Tape trilogy because Hitler and Christians were right. We need to burn books. Books have gone bad. I’ll get the lighter fluid.

Farrah Abraham In The Making Cover

“In The Making” By Farrah Abraham

Chapter 1: It’s In My Ass
Chapter 2: It’s In My Mouth
Chapter 3: It’s Back in My Ass
Chapter 4: Now It’s in My Vagina
Chapter 5: In My Ass Again
Chapter 6: Back in My Mouth
Chapter 7: Taking it in the Face
Chapter 8: Why Do I Have Bad Breath?
Chapter 9: Pelvic Inflammatory Disease

Said USDA Prime McBeef on Farrah Abraham Writes Erotica Now – 4.2.14 which I highly recommend checking out for all of the “In My Butt” titles. We’re a fancy place.

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  1. Isiah Whitlock Jr Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
    Joebie
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    Nice try, Ray Liotta..l

  2. Samuel L Jackson Screaming Into Microphone SiriusXM Town Hall Special
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    You win!

  3. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
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    It was close, but you came in 2nd.

  4. Nick Cannon Spotted Hair Dye Derpface GMA
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    Its probably true.

  5. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
    Ruckus
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    Chips-a-Whore

  6. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
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    Might be an urban legend, but it’s a funny one.

    • …i’m old enough to remember where that legend actually started …right here in my hometown of philly, with a newscaster named jerry penacoli …as the original story went: someone’s friend’s sister was a nurse in the hospital when “he” came in to get the gerbil out of his rectum, she told her little brother, then he told 2 friends, then they told 2 friends, then they told 2 friends, and so on, and so on…
      http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

  7. Justin Bieber Drunk High
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    LOL!

  8. Justin Bieber Drunk High
    mike
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    Please Hammer, hurt him.

  9. Johnny Depp One Rolled Up Sleeve Transcendence Press Conference
    ThisWillHurt
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    He doesn’t strike me as the type to take Robot Hell seriously.

  10. Justin Bieber Drunk High
    ThisWillHurt
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    In a few years, this will be an actual request.

  11. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a fine bunch indeed this week. Good 2 see Beefy Boy get well deserved recognition for his Butt Chapters comment.

  12. Samuel L Jackson Screaming Into Microphone SiriusXM Town Hall Special
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Did you get a lot of reactions from your String Theory?”
    “What String Theory? Aw, hell no! We do not all look alike!”

  13. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
    Firebringer
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    Damn, Khloe looking real good lately. Amazing what losing 230lbs of crap will do for you! (I’m taking ’bout you, Lamar).

  14. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
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    Ha!

  15. Gerard Depardieu UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Match Paris Saint Germain FC Vs Chelsea FC
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    Nice

  16. Gerard Depardieu UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Match Paris Saint Germain FC Vs Chelsea FC
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    Woo!

  17. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    Double woo!

  18. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
    niggaplease
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    I always thought she was the prettiest and coolest of all the sisters and clearly the hottest and now this pic proves it! I’m like DAMN girl! No offense to Kim’s pops but he made some fugly ass daughters! Khloe’s dad has better genes.

  19. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
    Waanc
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    She is really masculine..

  20. Isiah Whitlock Jr Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
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    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…..eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

  21. Isiah Whitlock Jr Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
    Sloppy Redneck
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    Freddy ( rerun ) Stubbs is looking good ..

  22. Joanna Krupa Lingerie Instagram
    IdDoThat
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    Fucking A!

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