Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which you’re surprisingly still getting after I wrote a giant nerd novel about Captain America: The Winter Soldier for I am a kind and benevolent blogger of celebrity boobs with a splash of Commie pinko talking points. And we’ve even got a special comment below thanks to USDA Prime McBeef’s epic table of contents for Farrah Abraham‘s “In The Making”, part one of her Celebrity Sex Tape trilogy because Hitler and Christians were right. We need to burn books. Books have gone bad. I’ll get the lighter fluid.
“In The Making” By Farrah Abraham
Chapter 1: It’s In My Ass
Chapter 2: It’s In My Mouth
Chapter 3: It’s Back in My Ass
Chapter 4: Now It’s in My Vagina
Chapter 5: In My Ass Again
Chapter 6: Back in My Mouth
Chapter 7: Taking it in the Face
Chapter 8: Why Do I Have Bad Breath?
Chapter 9: Pelvic Inflammatory Disease
Said USDA Prime McBeef on Farrah Abraham Writes Erotica Now – 4.2.14 which I highly recommend checking out for all of the “In My Butt” titles. We’re a fancy place.