The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4

November 27th, 2010 // 94 Comments

Welcome to the fourth installment of The Most Important on The Internet where you guys surprisingly delivered an ample amount of awesome despite it being a short week. It’s almost as if you knew I’d be spending the holiday weekend slipping in and out of a delicious Tryptophan coma. (Sorcerers, the whole lotta ya!) On that note, I’m not even sure if today is Saturday, let alone still 2010, so someone give me a heads up before I look out the window and discover the entire surface’s been enslaved by Jordan Bratman and his Mole Brigade. I hate surprises.

See you Monday,

- The Superficial

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  1. Rich

    Christina is a music legend with one of the greatest voices of all time & thank you for putting her first ^__^

  2. Christina Aguilera
    Rich
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    Flawless human, love her

  3. s'up bitches

    Now I get it. He left her because she’s a fat pig!

  4. Justin Bieber
    Evil Genius
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    Is it just me or does Russel always look like he has a mouth full of jizz he needs to spit? Is he seeing Spencer on the side?

  5. joho777

    Christina really should use some of that makeup that hides armpit stubble. Her black under her armpit is really obvious.

  6. Christina Aguilera
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    Hey look, Bette Midler is looking pretty decent for her age.

  7. Kim Kardashian
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    When even teddy bears start rolling their eyes at you, it may be time to reconsider your priorities.

  8. Ke$ha
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    Utter fail at channeling La Roux ends up coming through as Lord Goo-Gah of the Eyebrow Fenders.

  9. Taylor Swift
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    As hard as I try, I really can’t find anything sarcastic to say here. Verrry pretty.

  10. Heidi Montag
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    She may be happy with the results now, but having your arm perpetually stuck in that position can grow old really fast.

  11. Ryan the Canadian

    Is that Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister?

  12. Ke$ha
    Melissa
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    They must have made the whole outfit out of black duct tape in order to make those things look perky.

  13. R

    How many of you are 35yo losers? I can tell by your terrible Dad jokes. Fact of the matter is, Christina is a widely respected singer with more money & more success than your entire family combined x5. So actually, I can see why there are so many haters here. Sad.

  14. Christina Aguilera
    Captain Slappy
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    Why do I have the feeling she has the answer to, “does a bear shit in the woods”?

  15. Justin Bieber
    Captain Slappy
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    Christ. 2 of those 3 clones have longcat lazer eyes staring into my soul. Quick….someone tell the CDC in Atlanta that they lost their experimental hoot owls…

  16. Taylor Swift
    Captain Slappy
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    This is a real girl? Pinocchio just popped a hard wood slugger….

  17. Kim Kardashian
    Captain Slappy
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    All three of these individuals have the same crotches. Interesting indeed.

  18. J-Woww
    Captain Slappy
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    With a skank stamp that size in the wrong place….well, you know just by looking where SHE likes it. Sideways.

  19. Ben Roethlisberger
    Captain Slappy
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    Part of his last name is “Berger”. Punching a Berger….Slappy Mac Style.

  20. Jessica Simpson
    Captain Slappy
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    Time for some “mom” jeans for her. Stretchy at the waist, just like she is.

  21. Lindsay Lohan
    Captain Slappy
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    In another 10 years, I can so see me picking her up off the street for a blowjob. 20 dollar, no hollar!

  22. Amber Portwood
    lorenw
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    Holy crap… that’s hilarious!

  23. Justin Bieber
    tom
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    What a creepy pic…

  24. Gando

    The genetic pool is like a wild field of weeds and thorns but with very few flowers still standing straight. It’s not because there aren’t more flowers but it’s simply because they are rapidly overgrown.

  25. Taylor Swift
    pb
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    she’s pretty but has some large front teeth, Sad thing is that she has a typical white girl body with the flattest ass you have ever seen and the boniest knees. Lanky girl she is with the worst slouchy posture since she is so gawky and tall.

  26. slapkatyperry

    We need to put Christina Aguilera, Lady Ca-Ca, Ke$hit on a rocket and send them to the sun.

  27. Ke$ha
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    I’m so honored to be singled out! Hey, I was ON Singled Out! That was a good time. =)

  28. Bristol Palin
    Siloporcen7
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    That comment was hilarious

  29. Ke$ha
    Siloporcen7
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    Actually, this is the best I’ve ever seen her look.

  30. Ben Roethlisberger
    Siloporcen7
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    Haha this guy deserves it

  31. Amber Portwood
    Siloporcen7
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    Is that an Invasion of the Body Snatchers reference?

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