The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.11

March 29th, 2014 // 43 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which has everything from blasphemous drug humor, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Why can’t I quit you?) and a two-part history of the butt. Oh, and a “Dis how chicken look” joke because I am simple man of simple pleasures. *sips Peruvian coffee out of Faberge egg coffee mug* Mmm, they didn’t skimp on the orphan tears. Enjoy.

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  1. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    Sublime – I can totally imagine him inner-monologuing.

  2. Jessica Simpson Skinny Legs Weird Calves
    Cock Dr
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    It’s apparent that when the nutritionist gave her the ultimatum that to fit into the dream wedding dress she would need to exercise vigorously and practice strict low fat portion control Jess made the choice 2 stay on the StairMaster all day, every day, rather than give up her beer and wings.

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Thanks 4 sharing what I’m sure is a thought that has flitted through many SW reader’s minds.
    MOO

  4. Coco
    Cock Dr
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    We’re gonna need a bigger satellite dish.

  5. Jonah Hill Excited Hood Up Random Chick In Car Pikey Bar
    Frunken
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    Don had a good week.

  6. Obama Pope Francis
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    “Remember that crap with Copernicus? And all the other atrocities you guys are responsible for? Yeah we’re shuttin’ down your organization, bitch.”

  7. Mila Kunis Pregnant
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    Plain and simple.

  8. Elizabeth Olsen Jeremy Renner The Avengers The Age Of Ultron Set
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    LOL!

  9. Lena Dunham
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    Love it!

  10. Coco
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    Johnny hitting us with the double whammy.

  11. Nicki Minaj
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    Nice!

  12. Elizabeth Olsen Jeremy Renner The Avengers The Age Of Ultron Set
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    hey anyone see my hawkeye eyeliner?
    i left it around here somewhere…

  13. Jonah Hill Excited Hood Up Random Chick In Car Pikey Bar
    KC
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    winner

  14. Obama Pope Francis
    shutupandsing
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    “Mr. Pope, can you do me a solid? Can look the other way while I shit on the
    American Constitution and take away the liberties of the American
    people?”

  15. Mila Kunis Pregnant
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    Agreed.

  16. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Coke Eyes Red Unlaced Boots Fatal Attraction Press Night
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    Nice work Don.

  17. Kaley Cuoco Derpface 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    I can almost see the picture swelling. Nice work as usual Maggiore.

  18. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
    yeah i said it
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    he looks hot imo

  19. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Coke Eyes Red Unlaced Boots Fatal Attraction Press Night
    hyaha
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    hahahaahaha

  20. Jennifer Lopez Butt
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    I don’t quite get this one. Was there a JLo tampon incident i am not aware of?

    • Jenn

      I think the implication is, he’s her paid fetch it man, not her boyfriend, or he’s both. May as well get the bang for her bucks after all.

  21. Bret Michaels Letting Fan Sing Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino Performance
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    Fitting.

  22. Elizabeth Olsen Jeremy Renner The Avengers The Age Of Ultron Set
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    Ha! That was funny!

  23. Clark Gregg Rape Kissing Iain De Caestecker Marvels Agents Of SHIELD Presentation PaleyFest
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    Even funnier the second time. Nice work.

  24. Jon Voight Peering Into Parking Meter
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    Putting a different spin on the “Do you know who I am?”. Not many people know or care.

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Zing!

  26. Coco
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    Well, she’s certainly proof of black holes.

  27. Nicki Minaj
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    Nailed it Steve! Does this mean there won’t be anymore “Dis how chicken looks!” jokes?

  28. Elizabeth Olsen Jeremy Renner The Avengers The Age Of Ultron Set
    MZ MIZRY
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    ATTENTION EVERYONE:
    What happens to a Hawkeye when its hit by lightning?

  29. Lena Dunham
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    Great one!

  30. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    …pure gold…

  31. Bret Michaels Letting Fan Sing Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino Performance
    Critical Cretin
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    Love it

  32. Lena Dunham
    Critical Cretin
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    Eeeyah, Eeeeeyah!

  33. Obama Pope Francis
    RexSeven
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    I don’t think this dumb ass communist knows he can’t audit me…

  34. Jessica Simpson Skinny Legs Weird Calves
    eek
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    i think they look like implants

  35. Bret Michaels Letting Fan Sing Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino Performance
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    Hilarious

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