The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.1

January 11th, 2014 // 46 Comments

Welcome to the first The Most Important People on The Internet of 2104 and, holy shit, did you amazing bastards bring it. There’s even an Alan Moore joke. Alan Moore! I’m not even mad there’s not a single comment from the Leo brought a girl to Jonah‘s sleepover gallery even though I specifically told Photo Boy I’d burn the site down if that happened. Alan Moore! I’m going to make an honest woman out of all you. Mark my words.

- The Superficial

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Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Joanna Krupa
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    this comment is my fave

  2. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
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    LOL!

  3. John Mayer Sadface LAX
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    Can’t. Stop. LOL’ing!

  4. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes Sweaty Face Peoples Choice Awards
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    Good one.

  5. Mark Boone Junior
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    there can be only one
    nick nolte.

  6. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    YUSSSSSS

  7. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    cc
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    Zoinks, the one in the white bottoms has quite an ass doesn’t she?

  8. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    RocketInMyPocket
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    Has anybody found out who the ass in the white bikini is?

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
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    Some Jerk nailed it!

  10. Kim Kardashian Ass Selfie Photoshopped Blac Chyna Instagram
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    Kim and thoughtful do not go together in the same sentence.

  11. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
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    Well said!

  12. Mark Boone Junior
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    How did I miss this one the first time around? Nice Alan Moore reference.

  13. Jackie Chan Hong Kong Charity Event
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    That right there is comment gold.

  14. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Papi_Jhon
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    Que narga

  15. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
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    OK, that made me laugh out loud.

  16. John Mayer Sadface LAX
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    HAHAHA

  17. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes Sweaty Face Peoples Choice Awards
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    Work of genius. Though I think she wants someone to enter her own “fortress of solitude”.

  18. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
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    Ha!

  19. Kaley Cuoco, Ryan Sweeting
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    He appears to be deep in thought, almost as though he is rethinking a decision …

  20. Kim Kardashian Ass Selfie Photoshopped Blac Chyna Instagram
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    Less ‘thoughtful’ than ‘refuses to be seen with people who aren’t equally fake’.

  21. Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Mortdecai Set
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    But we all know she’s hardwood.

  22. Matthew McConaughey Coke Smile Dallas Buyers Club Screening
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    Nice one.

  23. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    Ha! Poor McFeely. Persevere.

  24. Joanna Krupa
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    Okay, this one made me laugh aloud.

  25. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    I think McFeely self medicated good & hard over this weekend.

  26. Jackie Chan Hong Kong Charity Event
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    this is pure genius. props.

  27. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
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    brilliant!

  28. Lena Dunham Yellow Teeth Allison Williams Girls Season 3 Premiere
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    I believe she can do it.

  29. Megan Fox Bikini
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    Ha! I wouldn’t be surprised if that really happened.

  30. Serena Williams
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    If Tyler Perry makes that movie, we will have DKNY to thank or blame.

  31. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Margaret
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    Obviously her big cack is flopping out the front side.

  32. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    MRF
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    Why has no one identified this ass? You are failing internet, FAILING!!!

  33. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
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    Ryan, to himself:
    Um, what the hell do I do with that!

  34. Jackie Chan Hong Kong Charity Event
    Deacon Jones
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    Lol

  35. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
    bernard
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    she only helps raise them for the shoes

  36. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
    capt obvious
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    it’s obvious that they are just waving to someone

  37. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
    malaka
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    i like her breasts.

  38. Jackie Chan Hong Kong Charity Event
    malaka
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    asian girls are so cute

  39. Lena Dunham Yellow Teeth Allison Williams Girls Season 3 Premiere
    malaka
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    i like the other 2 better

  40. John Mayer Sadface LAX
    Bob
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    “…and you suck.”
    COuld not stop laughing.

  41. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
    nevermore
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    I dont do hatez on kids, but she’s older now and that is the homeliest girl I’ve EVER seen. How unfortunate. :::predicts future mental issues for this one that far exceeds the ones of her sster:::

  42. Joanna Krupa
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    How did I miss the “No Smoking Propane” opportunity…

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