Welcome to the 39th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, populated by your comments because, surprisingly, not all of them are a strange, disturbing outlet for gratuitous racism and homophobia to hide one’s inadequacies, just 99.9% of them. (I say that with love.) On that note, here’s one that I hope is real because it’s proof that reality is always way more hilarious than manufactured comedy. From LuLu on the Samuel L. Jackson golfing post:
I was actually at a charity golf tourney in Portland, OR years ago and he was playing. After every shot, we heard him say ’solid gold!’…its was fucking hilarious!!!
Somebody find out what deity I need to offer a sacrifice to to make that true. I’ll be out back hosing off the altar from when I made those Blake Lively nude pics happen which I probably should’ve got around to sooner, but my neighbors threatened to call the Homeowners Association and I’m a spiteful motherfucker.
Rectus dominus,
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Lady Gaga Forever !!!
Forever = the seven minutes of fame she has left.
You’re delusional. This chick is going to be around for much, much longer than you think.
kill it with fire
had to think about it for a sec but thats a good one
That’s fuckin funny!! hahaha! don’t give her any ideas!!!
No shit! This woman has been pregnant for about 2 and a half years now.
Funny true story. Amanda’s sunglasses were custom built by some guy in his garage. When they were finished it turned out they were too wide to fit through the door so the guy had to remove an entire wall just to get them out.
holy shit, i never saw this one, nice !
Her career will fade sooner rather than later. She just rips off other artists songs, ideas, and styles. She lacks originality.
madonna did the same, and she s still around, this bitch will be around for a long time i m pretty sure of that… unless, she decide to join club 27, wich will be amazing for her career, she ll sell millions of albums !!! also, she ll finaly have the time to help amy winehouse with her addiction, they might even become friends and switch wigs LOL
I guess it’s because people like to listen to crap.
If “still around” = being alive, then she is. And when did her last album drop? When did she last tour? Three years ago. That’s like 15 in artist years. While Madonna may have ripped off others, she did put a new spin on everything, whereas Gaga is following in Madonna’s wake and taking from what SHE ripped off. That’s originality twice removed, and I’m not so sure there’s enough there to sustain everyone’s attention. Blue pubic wigs? Being carried in inside an egg? Meh, all that’s left is to a Madonna-reprise of outraging the Catholic Church (yawn) and the shock value just isn’t there any more. While I think Gaga actually has a better voice than Madonna I see her as trying far too hard and burning out that much sooner, since I think she has health issues that Madonna didn’t have.
Who ya gonna call?
+100
Eeewwwww! who the..i mean-what the fuck IS that??
Yeah, this statement is pretty much true, i have to admit…
i’d like to give full props to Little Richard for setting me up for that.
I set ‘em up, you knock ‘em down…nice work.
Also:
drooping sweatpants with Hello Kitty boxer shorts visible above waistband
(okay, I made up the Hello Kitty part)
Change “Hello Kitty” to “Garanimals” and I don’t think anyone could say you were making it up.
”HEY! You with the elephant penis neck!’
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve yelled that…
Nice suit, Saville Row?
No, Pee-Wee Herman.
I love Dr. Rey….wonder if he’s still married to that bitchy chick
I will ask her to perform in my country. Afterward, we will enslave her and force her to perform degrading acts on my fellow royalty
What country are you from and can I become a citizen?
Btw, do you have kin in the Rebel Alliance? An Admiral, I beileve?
you made my night. Hilarious!
mohammed, no need to force her to perform degrading acts, she already does that, and she likes that :D i bet she could behead a camel and wear his head as a hat just to get attention
The AIDS parade started out trying to prevent AIDS but ended up spreading it some more.
Birds thinking, I ain’t going in there!
” You just jealous cause you didn’t think of it and no I won’t share with you”
Is Keanu doing porn now?
McFeely has no mercy for the old, sick or those celebs less than 100% fabulously attractive.
McFeely has no mercy
*fixed
McFeely has no mercy on this site.
Of course we don’t actually know he/she.
They may be a little old lady who volunteers once a week at the local animal shelter, cradling orphaned puppies to their bosom.
Nope, when we’re talking about people who earn millions of dollars to be “pretty”, they don’t get a pass when they look like shit. They’re not curing cancer…they’re celebrities. Being a punching bag for our abuse is what they’re paid for.
+ infinity – 3.2 (low degree of difficulty)
Now that’s sad when it takes two grown men to shove your fat ass up a short pole.
Apparently it’s a gay man who had too many plastic surgeries.
I had to look it up myself. Very confusing.
It’s sort of how Michael Jackson tried to morph into Diana Ross, only this is 80s British rocker Pete Burns trying to become Angelina Jolie.
What a great headdress. That’s something you NEED to be drunk to wear it right.
The huge ass seems to have possessed this innocent stranger and turned her into an ass clown.
Madonna stalking her next victim?
SPAM!
the girl is falling and all you guys do is taking pictures of her crotch instead of helping her ! some people ! haha ..
She is on stage, they are in the crowd. How can they help her?
Someone forgot to tell him that the movie “Machete” had already been made.
right mariah, you re thin from the waist to the head !…. congratulations..
I believe the band “Queen” is still looking for a lead singer though.
Since when did Snookie and J-Wow switch hotness?
Wow, losing “The Bachelorette” really made his standards slip.
Having a hard time deciding which leather bag is more attractive.
Now I really know why Megan Fox wasn’t in the last Transformers movie. They’d have to spend more money on CGI’ing her face than on the Transformers.
Elephant penis neck? That’s real nasty… She’s like 70 yrs old, you jerks! Of course she’s gonna be wrinkly!
What blog do you think you are on? This is not “The Polite”. Lighten-up.
funniest one i’ve seen in a while on here.
haha hahhhahaha!!!!!!
Who IS that??????
Zac Efron?
Oh snap.
Wait, can unemployed people say, “Oh, snap.”?
Hey, a funny one for a change. Too bad it”s the only one.
best of the week.
Quality :)
Nice one McFeely. You can practically hear it.
Nice.
And yet again the black women in back is saying it all with her eyes.
Snoop is tearing it up! Hardley even spilled any of his jin and juice on Rihanna’s ass.
Everyone says this guy looks like Snoop, but I thought he looked more like Andre 3000.
maybe Lloyd?
Hmmm buying products from a spam posting sure sounds like a great idea to me -sarcasm-
and she can see… how?