The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 38

July 30th, 2011 // 142 Comments

Welcome to the 38th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet loaded to maximum capacity with your comments because, and I mean this, you people are the real stars, except when it’s paycheck time and then you’re all mopeds. “McFeely who? I have no idea what that person looks like pantsless behind a Chinese buffet…” On that note, if I haven’t mentioned this before, we’re in the process of putting together a brand new photo gallery experience along with a much better commenting system, so soon, Internet Jesus willing, all of our penis jokes can fly into this site like Tila Tequi- Wow! I’m gonna stop right there. I already said her name twice this morning, and you don’t want to know what happens when you say it a third time. (Chlamydia. You get chlamydia.)

Tally ho,

- The Superficial

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  1. Kim Kardashian Look A Like Melissa Molinaro Minidress
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    Should have been obvious since her ass wasn’t taking up 3/4s of the stage.

  2. Russell Brand Purse Mystery Blonde
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    He loves being hit from behind.

  3. Deena Cortese No Underwear Snooki Jersey Shore
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    Reverse cameltoe.

  4. the one

    let somebody please tell her this isn’t a public restroom………..

  5. January Jones Pregnant
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    hahahaha I laaughed so hard at this

  6. Ginnifer Goodwin
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    Thanks Fish, xxx
    big fan of Big Love

  7. Val Kilmer Long Hair
    Jill_Ess
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    HA!

  8. Paula LaBaredas Leia Slave Comic Con
    Woodcock
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    I would have gone with, She’s gotta little captain solo in her

  9. Melissa Joan Hart
    Virgo
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    I think it says Mill Run. But in any case, has MJH announced a pregnancy?

  10. Katt Williams
    Jam
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    Get an adult hat, for chrissakes. And that faux-Gucci belt is fugly. Also, what’s that on your neck?

  11. Val Kilmer Long Hair
    Jam
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    What. The. Hell. Happened, Kilmer???

  12. Ginnifer Goodwin
    Jam
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    Ginnifer is cool.

    That hairstyle is dumb. Makes her look 12. I preferred the previous one.

  13. Kim Kardashian Look A Like Melissa Molinaro Minidress
    Dr. Dildo
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    one guy is looking at her pussy and one guy is looking at her feet

  14. Ozzy Osbourne Sharon Osbourne
    reformed_druid
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    She makes more money than he does.

  15. Verne Troyer Golf Club
    reformed_druid
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    Is that his watch on his ankle?

  16. Seth Green Clare Grant
    reformed_druid
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    What’s up with the Star Wars dress? They’re at Cowboys and Aliens right?

  17. Brandi Glanville Bikini
    reformed_druid
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    Damn she needs to eat something and stop using that fake tan.

  18. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    reformed_druid
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    Man he has let himself go.

  19. Verne Troyer Golf Club
    Big_Mike
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    Holy shit, they put little moccasins on him!

  20. Pauly D Jersey Shore Lollipop
    Big_Mike
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    That is fucking great!!!!

  21. Tim Robbins Scarf Hat
    Instahater
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    seriously? no one commented on the canadian tuxedo?

  22. Paula LaBaredas Leia Slave Comic Con
    buzz_clik
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    Star Whores GO.

  23. Val Kilmer Long Hair
    Martin Sileno
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    damm, a new Lebowsky

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