The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 38

July 30th, 2011 // 142 Comments

Welcome to the 38th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet loaded to maximum capacity with your comments because, and I mean this, you people are the real stars, except when it’s paycheck time and then you’re all mopeds. “McFeely who? I have no idea what that person looks like pantsless behind a Chinese buffet…” On that note, if I haven’t mentioned this before, we’re in the process of putting together a brand new photo gallery experience along with a much better commenting system, so soon, Internet Jesus willing, all of our penis jokes can fly into this site like Tila Tequi- Wow! I’m gonna stop right there. I already said her name twice this morning, and you don’t want to know what happens when you say it a third time. (Chlamydia. You get chlamydia.)

Tally ho,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Katt Williams
    bob
    Commented on this photo:

    unfunny clownshoe hack fuck

  2. Tim Robbins Scarf Hat
    bob
    Commented on this photo:

    all the pockets a douchebag could ever ask for and he still carries his fucking phone around in his hand

  3. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    Dr Ha-Ha
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    Luke Wilson’s pic HAD to be the next in line (alas it’s not).

  4. tu-wang

    nope. none of these were funny.

  5. Ginnifer Goodwin
    SteveG
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  6. Ginnifer Goodwin
    sweetlips
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a pixie :O

  7. Jenna

    The girl in the Princess Leia costume is Paula Labaredas

  8. Justin Timberlake
    DM
    Commented on this photo:

    Nah it’s because he’s average with $$$$$$

  9. Pippy Longcocking

    I’d blow a load on her face but that’s about it.

  10. Angelina Pivarnick Bikini Jersey Shore
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha! Exactly that.

  11. Minnie Driver
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish…

  12. Pauly D Jersey Shore Lollipop
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve been trying to figure out where he ripped his hairstyle from… It really is Guile! Of course!

  13. Denise Richards
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha

  14. Martin Sheen
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    That dude rocks!!

  15. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Hee hee

  16. Mila Kunis Cleavage
    stefanie
    Commented on this photo:

    A classy, sexy and gorgeous lady!

  17. Pauly D Jersey Shore Lollipop
    foxxyaaisha23
    Commented on this photo:

    that is a bit insulting to Guile, no?

  18. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    Commented on this photo:

    How am I supposed to know who this is? There is no name posted. It kind of looks like a fat version of Kirsten Dunst. Am I right?

  19. Justin Timberlake
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    I gather he’s bringing sexy back. I wonder when that starts?

  20. Sweenis McFrecklenut

    I’d let her toss my salad

  21. Denise Richards
    Commented on this photo:

    You’ve GOT to be kidding me. Do you not see the penis in her throat?

    I demand a recount.

  22. Brandi Glanville Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “In this photograph” being the operative words.

  23. So wait…you’re saying there’s NO paycheck for contributing to The Superficial content?

    Well fine! I’ll just start my OWN blog…with hookers! and Blackjack!

    In fact, forget the blog….

  24. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously?
    Today is my birthday.
    How cool is that?

  25. Renee Zelwegger
    deeznutz
    Commented on this photo:

    People really will do just about anything for a $5 coffee these days, hunh?

  26. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    deeznutz
    Commented on this photo:

    Gahhh….

  27. Paula LaBaredas Leia Slave Comic Con
    Frank
    Commented on this photo:

    queef alert!

  28. Ozzy Osbourne Sharon Osbourne
    Frank
    Commented on this photo:

    The lizardman, formerly known as ambassador for the Zeta Reticulans, demonstrates his power lunge.

  29. Melissa Joan Hart
    Frank
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not ‘Will Run’, that’s ‘Kill Run’, nimrods…lol

  30. Amy Winehouse Drunk Cleavage
    Frank
    Commented on this photo:

    RIP Amy Wineblouse

  31. Deena Cortese No Underwear Snooki Jersey Shore
    Frank
    Commented on this photo:

    Must be the ancient ewok call for mating! EEORR!!!

  32. Amy Winehouse Passed Out Drunk
    Cowpat
    Commented on this photo:

    As inappropriate as my sense of humour is, and as much as I like reading, and laughing, at this site…. this picture, with these comments, at this time will never be right and couldn’t be more offensive to my brain!! Shame on you.

    • Nina

      Please remove this post/photo, as it is disrespectful and offensive. I’ve read The Superficial for several years, have *never* commented before, and enjoy this site most of the time — But this makes me feel ashamed to be one of your readers. What entertainment value does this provide? While you would not be the first blogger to unabashedly mock the dead, there’s no reward in joining their low rank. Again, PLEASE take this down. Thanks, Nina.

      • welldoneson

        she’s built like a crack whore, fergawdsake.

        why should we respect her more than she respected us?

  33. Justin Bieber Tattoo
    LoveChild
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he really getting a tattoo?? I could’ve sworn there was an age limit on getting tats.

  34. Paula LaBaredas Leia Slave Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    So sexy

  35. David Beckham
    Pip pip cheery-o
    Commented on this photo:

    heh heh, hot damn!
    *bow*

  36. Pauly D Jersey Shore Lollipop
    Jennifomdabloc
    Commented on this photo:

    This is my all time favorite comment.

  37. Renee Zelwegger
    Owen Dupree
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice , tight cooch- I hope !

  38. Evangeline Lilly
    miguelito
    Commented on this photo:

    THE BESTS.

  39. Verne Troyer Golf Club
    Commented on this photo:

    Why am I so angry about this erection?

  40. Minnie Driver
    KoRneY
    Commented on this photo:

    Thought it was howard stern at first

  41. Mila Kunis Cleavage
    wait a sec...
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would the russian translation be in english?

  42. Paula LaBaredas Leia Slave Comic Con
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    LMAO @ this thread!

  43. Pauly D Jersey Shore Lollipop
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Hah!

  44. Denise Richards
    Pippy Longcockings
    Commented on this photo:

    Good God that’s a disgusting photo of Denise Richards. She looks like one of those Real Dolls.

  45. Amy Winehouse Passed Out Drunk
    Clarice Starling
    Commented on this photo:

    RIP Amy :(

  46. Minnie Driver
    Kevin
    Commented on this photo:

    Problem with that is, Driver is more than a foot taller than Ronnie James.

  47. Minnie Driver
    Commented on this photo:

    Laughed out loud.

  48. Alec Baldwin
    Commented on this photo:

    Gelfling burn. Quality.

  49. Kat Von D
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    Best comment! Bravo!
    And shudders.

  50. David Beckham
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait a sec?!?! Isn’t he contractually obligated to the paps to always be seen searching for the family jewels?

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