Welcome to the 38th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet loaded to maximum capacity with your comments because, and I mean this, you people are the real stars, except when it’s paycheck time and then you’re all mopeds. “McFeely who? I have no idea what that person looks like pantsless behind a Chinese buffet…” On that note, if I haven’t mentioned this before, we’re in the process of putting together a brand new photo gallery experience along with a much better commenting system, so soon, Internet Jesus willing, all of our penis jokes can fly into this site like Tila Tequi- Wow! I’m gonna stop right there. I already said her name twice this morning, and you don’t want to know what happens when you say it a third time. (Chlamydia. You get chlamydia.)
Tally ho,
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unfunny clownshoe hack fuck
all the pockets a douchebag could ever ask for and he still carries his fucking phone around in his hand
Luke Wilson’s pic HAD to be the next in line (alas it’s not).
nope. none of these were funny.
Who?
Looks like a pixie :O
The girl in the Princess Leia costume is Paula Labaredas
Nah it’s because he’s average with $$$$$$
I’d blow a load on her face but that’s about it.
I’ll be right behind you, exploding my juices in her grill to. Booya!!!
Id blow a load on her face and inside her pussy………unless she had aids……then id just….not dare approach her….
Ha! Exactly that.
I wish…
I’ve been trying to figure out where he ripped his hairstyle from… It really is Guile! Of course!
Haha
That dude rocks!!
Hee hee
A classy, sexy and gorgeous lady!
that is a bit insulting to Guile, no?
How am I supposed to know who this is? There is no name posted. It kind of looks like a fat version of Kirsten Dunst. Am I right?
Yers, it’s KD.
I gather he’s bringing sexy back. I wonder when that starts?
I’d let her toss my salad
You’ve GOT to be kidding me. Do you not see the penis in her throat?
I demand a recount.
“In this photograph” being the operative words.
So wait…you’re saying there’s NO paycheck for contributing to The Superficial content?
Well fine! I’ll just start my OWN blog…with hookers! and Blackjack!
In fact, forget the blog….
Seriously?
Today is my birthday.
How cool is that?
People really will do just about anything for a $5 coffee these days, hunh?
Gahhh….
queef alert!
The lizardman, formerly known as ambassador for the Zeta Reticulans, demonstrates his power lunge.
That’s not ‘Will Run’, that’s ‘Kill Run’, nimrods…lol
RIP Amy Wineblouse
Must be the ancient ewok call for mating! EEORR!!!
wootini!
As inappropriate as my sense of humour is, and as much as I like reading, and laughing, at this site…. this picture, with these comments, at this time will never be right and couldn’t be more offensive to my brain!! Shame on you.
Please remove this post/photo, as it is disrespectful and offensive. I’ve read The Superficial for several years, have *never* commented before, and enjoy this site most of the time — But this makes me feel ashamed to be one of your readers. What entertainment value does this provide? While you would not be the first blogger to unabashedly mock the dead, there’s no reward in joining their low rank. Again, PLEASE take this down. Thanks, Nina.
she’s built like a crack whore, fergawdsake.
why should we respect her more than she respected us?
Is he really getting a tattoo?? I could’ve sworn there was an age limit on getting tats.
Not if your idiot parents sign off on it.
So sexy
heh heh, hot damn!
*bow*
This is my all time favorite comment.
Nice , tight cooch- I hope !
THE BESTS.
Why am I so angry about this erection?
Thought it was howard stern at first
Why would the russian translation be in english?
LMAO @ this thread!
Hah!
Good God that’s a disgusting photo of Denise Richards. She looks like one of those Real Dolls.
RIP Amy :(
Problem with that is, Driver is more than a foot taller than Ronnie James.
Laughed out loud.
Gelfling burn. Quality.
Best comment! Bravo!
And shudders.
Wait a sec?!?! Isn’t he contractually obligated to the paps to always be seen searching for the family jewels?