The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 37

July 23rd, 2011 // 156 Comments

Welcome to the 37th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is running a little late today on account of a drug addict overdosing on drugs (Who knew they did that?) and me writing an 800-page review about a man in blue tights winning World War II with practically nothing but super-steroids, an entire platoon armed with supernatural weaponry and a motorcycle that shoots rockets. Just like our boys did it.

Down with Hitler! All the way down, sir,

- The Superficial

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  1. Casey Anthony
    Squishy
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    Givin Ralph Lauren a bad name…

  2. Wendi Deng Defends Rupert Murdoch Attack
    Squishy
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    Sad

    • what the crap

      Truly. That was the kiss of death for Parliament. What a third-world circus.

      Aaaand, if that crappy tabloid was owned by ANYONE other than Murdoch, no one would have given two shits.

  3. Tom Cruise Shirtless
    Squishy
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    YCLA

  4. Jason Momoa
    Squishy
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    Cuz we needed another Conan movie…

  5. David Spade
    Squishy
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    Good boy!

  6. Twilight Comic-Con
    Squishy
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    Rob +1, Jason -1

  7. Taylor Swift
    beerpuppet
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    “Hey, throw down some change, Im goin for the upskirt!”

  8. Georgio Armani
    Squishy
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    Skeletor with mustache man…predictable…

  9. Prince Charles
    Blech
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    Brillz, for reals!

    OK. That was stupid. Meant to say this comment is brilliant.

  10. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant
    Blech
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    Yay.

  11. Twilight Comic-Con
    shpadoinkle
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    yesss this was the best one!

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Christopher Schwarzenegger
    Carlton Banks
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    His son has cankles! Ha!

  13. Twilight Comic-Con
    Sally_Two_Dicks
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    What you cant see is Rob and Taylor holding hands behind her back

  14. the one

    ………bra’s are simply too expensive these day’s.

  15. Kim Kardashian Short Skirt Butt
    Aurora
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    Seriously guys? The wind is blowing her skirt back… not quite as big as it appears. And she looks cute, you’re just hatin

  16. Tom Cruise Shirtless
    snack pack
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    His moobs look sad. :(

  17. Wendi Deng Defends Rupert Murdoch Attack
    Like-DUH!
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    Your spin was just plain stupid, try getting your head outta your ass jack-wad! Oh wait, you can’t you drink NBC, ABC and CBS shit hourly don’t you pinhead… it’s no wonder you’re a clueless twit.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Court
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    Don’t sweat it Lindsey baby- we’ll make the same arrangement as the last time.

  19. Georgio Armani
    doogleberg
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    Best one ever.

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Butt Flash Nipples
    Jebadiah
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    Turkey’s done!

  21. Donald Trump

    Who’s the pretty gay boy in the background? I’d like him to be my houseboy.

  22. Coco Bikini
    Donald Trump
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    That has to be the most revolting ass I’ve ever seen in my life! Jesus have mercy on my eyes!

  23. Tom Cruise Shirtless
    squirt
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    that ‘featured comment’ was fucking lame

  24. Minka Kelly Gun Charlie Angels Horse
    what the crap
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    Reeves was in an accident…so how does one ‘Christopher Reeves’ someone?
    It makes no sense – that’s why the “joke” is crap.
    But, it’s typical – a reference to ANYTHING is considered brilliant satire these days. Like “Family Guy,” for instance.

  25. Emma Stone
    what the crap
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    See?

  26. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant
    RyanLB
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    Impressive

  27. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant
    stevie williams
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    DAH that feeler toe is longer than my pinky

  28. Coco Bikini
    Jay
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    Nice.

  29. sparklepony

    I like Ryan’s shoes. Anyone know where I can get them?

  30. Casey Anthony
    Jinx
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    While all that above may be true, ya just do NOT want to stick your dick into crazy! Guess where her baby daddy is? With her baby, y’all.

  31. Keith Olbermann
    bootsy lee farnsworth
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    jesus christ, my first thought was “what the fuck happened to doctor drew”

  32. Ryan Seacrest Fondles Julianne Hough
    Donald Trump
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    I’m an expert at spotting “Gay Face”. And trust me…that dude has a bad case of it!

  33. Kendra Wilkinson Butt Flash Nipples
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    yes, mommy’s a scary ass bitch with a big mouth…

  34. Jude Law
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    OMG! I just sharted!

  35. Ricky Gervais Warwick Davis High Five
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    “Listen lil’ fucker..I can smash you with one hand”..

  36. Tom Cruise Shirtless
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    Look, there’s an alien in the pool with a hat on..

  37. Coco Bikini
    loveqna
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    yeahhh, baby. bubbly and beautiful. i’ll never think about “pancake” asses again. if that’s gross and revolting, i hate to see what poor pitiful boney asses these slobs are interested in. it ain’t a nice handful that’s for sure.

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