Welcome to the 37th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is running a little late today on account of a drug addict overdosing on drugs (Who knew they did that?) and me writing an 800-page review about a man in blue tights winning World War II with practically nothing but super-steroids, an entire platoon armed with supernatural weaponry and a motorcycle that shoots rockets. Just like our boys did it.
Down with Hitler! All the way down, sir,
- The Superficial
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Givin Ralph Lauren a bad name…
Sad
Truly. That was the kiss of death for Parliament. What a third-world circus.
Aaaand, if that crappy tabloid was owned by ANYONE other than Murdoch, no one would have given two shits.
YCLA
Cuz we needed another Conan movie…
Good boy!
Rob +1, Jason -1
“Hey, throw down some change, Im goin for the upskirt!”
Skeletor with mustache man…predictable…
Brillz, for reals!
OK. That was stupid. Meant to say this comment is brilliant.
Yay.
yesss this was the best one!
His son has cankles! Ha!
What you cant see is Rob and Taylor holding hands behind her back
………bra’s are simply too expensive these day’s.
Seriously guys? The wind is blowing her skirt back… not quite as big as it appears. And she looks cute, you’re just hatin
His moobs look sad. :(
Your spin was just plain stupid, try getting your head outta your ass jack-wad! Oh wait, you can’t you drink NBC, ABC and CBS shit hourly don’t you pinhead… it’s no wonder you’re a clueless twit.
Your punctuation proves that you are the clueless twit, my dear. Besides, you left out Buzzfeed.
Don’t sweat it Lindsey baby- we’ll make the same arrangement as the last time.
Best one ever.
Turkey’s done!
Who’s the pretty gay boy in the background? I’d like him to be my houseboy.
That has to be the most revolting ass I’ve ever seen in my life! Jesus have mercy on my eyes!
that ‘featured comment’ was fucking lame
Reeves was in an accident…so how does one ‘Christopher Reeves’ someone?
It makes no sense – that’s why the “joke” is crap.
But, it’s typical – a reference to ANYTHING is considered brilliant satire these days. Like “Family Guy,” for instance.
See?
Impressive
DAH that feeler toe is longer than my pinky
Nice.
I like Ryan’s shoes. Anyone know where I can get them?
While all that above may be true, ya just do NOT want to stick your dick into crazy! Guess where her baby daddy is? With her baby, y’all.
jesus christ, my first thought was “what the fuck happened to doctor drew”
I’m an expert at spotting “Gay Face”. And trust me…that dude has a bad case of it!
yes, mommy’s a scary ass bitch with a big mouth…
OMG! I just sharted!
“Listen lil’ fucker..I can smash you with one hand”..
Look, there’s an alien in the pool with a hat on..
yeahhh, baby. bubbly and beautiful. i’ll never think about “pancake” asses again. if that’s gross and revolting, i hate to see what poor pitiful boney asses these slobs are interested in. it ain’t a nice handful that’s for sure.