The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 37

July 23rd, 2011 // 156 Comments

Welcome to the 37th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is running a little late today on account of a drug addict overdosing on drugs (Who knew they did that?) and me writing an 800-page review about a man in blue tights winning World War II with practically nothing but super-steroids, an entire platoon armed with supernatural weaponry and a motorcycle that shoots rockets. Just like our boys did it.

Down with Hitler! All the way down, sir,

- The Superficial

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  1. Twilight Comic-Con
    Nobody
    Commented on this photo:

    A more apt comment was never left…

  2. Penn Badgley
    antoine bugleboy
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    He’s so gay his own shadow is trying to give himself a reach-around.

  3. Weston Cage Karate Tattoo
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    brilliant

  4. Coco Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    awesome

  5. Coco Bikini
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, that’s probably pretty accurate. I laughed :D

  6. Kendra Wilkinson Butt Flash Nipples
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Hugh Hefner has the worst taste in women. I’m sure his eyes aren’t what they used to be, but just because bleach blond is the easiest hair color to pick out in the scary darkening world doesn’t mean the woman attached is beautiful.

  7. Tom Cruise Shirtless
    Brooke
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    WHOA. That’s Tom Cruise!? He looks super duper old. I guess it’s the hat… and the fact that he’s old.

  8. Georgio Armani
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, ha. I thought this was the buttmaster. If you know who I am talking about, then shame shame shame.

  9. Kim Kardashian Short Skirt Butt
    Brooke
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    WTF is going on with that ass!?!? I guess it really is a cushion @_@

  10. David Spade
    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    “And you are?”

  11. Em

    a celebrity site with unfunny jokes, who knew they did that?

  12. Ryan Seacrest Fondles Julianne Hough
    bassackwards
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    Oh…umm…no…nope, nuttin inappropriate going on here….you are 18 right???

  13. Coco Bikini
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    +1

  14. Weston Cage Karate Tattoo
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Once again doing battle against those invisible pcp monsters…

  15. Chris Brown
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    looooooser!

  16. Coco Bikini
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    asssome

  17. Erik Estrada Zipline
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    ooo – please do

  18. Chris Brown
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    Are people really still buying this bozo’s act?

  19. Wendi Deng Defends Rupert Murdoch Attack
    M
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    It got people’s minds off the real story for a while and that’s all he cares about.

  20. Weston Cage Karate Tattoo
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    still battling those invisible PCP monsters

  21. Wendi Deng Defends Rupert Murdoch Attack
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    lame

  22. Taylor Swift
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    Are they both reaching for guns?

  23. Weston Cage Karate Tattoo
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Papa’s gotta be proud…

  24. Shenae Grimes
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    couldn’t have been…this one is wearing big girl clothes, not doll clothes.

  25. Keith Olbermann
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    scumbag Libtard

  26. Weston Cage Karate Tattoo
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    now he’s fighting the dreaded mushroom bandits…and yes, they are invisible too!

  27. Kim Kardashian Short Skirt Butt
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, when you have to use a potato sack for a skirt….IT’S TOO DAMN BIG!

  28. Coco Bikini
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    excellent!

  29. Arnold Schwarzenegger Christopher Schwarzenegger
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve been laughing about this comment all week! Good one!

  30. Ricky Gervais Warwick Davis High Five
    maruli
    Commented on this photo:

    Willow!

  31. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant
    maruli
    Commented on this photo:

    PURE GOLD.

  32. Weston Cage Karate Tattoo
    De Bo 69
    Commented on this photo:

    He uses the same Kung Fu for show kicks everytime. Now if you stand here very still I might be able to land this.

  33. Tom Cruise Shirtless
    thenotsofunnyone
    Commented on this photo:

    So the hat is there to protect his hairpiece or something?

  34. Kendra Wilkinson Butt Flash Nipples
    thenotsofunnyone
    Commented on this photo:

    Her jaw must be locked. I wonder if she has noticed already.

  35. Lindsay Lohan Court
    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    WIN

  36. Shenae Grimes
    Commented on this photo:

    and the winner is..

  37. Twilight Comic-Con
    Commented on this photo:

    the best!!

  38. Jude Law
    GuidotheRed
    Commented on this photo:

    this works on so many levels. love it.

  39. Elihu Smails

    Not looking very alluring here . Maybe Ryan is subtly suggesting that she has an augmentation

  40. Edgar Gasconye

    “You’re right , the left one is smaller”

  41. Weston Cage Karate Tattoo
    Commented on this photo:

    when do they stop paying child support??? get a fucking life dumb ass. you wouldn’t last one second around my friends. boring, stupid, assnine, moronic, *please stop me*, lame, fugly, dumbass………..oh i already used that one. next.

  42. Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    tailor……? is there a tailor in the houze!!?

  43. Weston Cage Karate Tattoo
    Diddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t Stop. WONT STOP! eh-eh! eh-eh!

  44. Ryan Seacrest Fondles Julianne Hough
    Squishy
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    Seriously dude! Just a tad underage dontcha think?! ~ugh~

  45. Racer X

    Ghey!

  46. Coco Bikini
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Gross

  47. Ricky Gervais Warwick Davis High Five
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ricky and Willow…awesome!! Sure the show will be hilarious!!

  48. Tom Cruise Shirtless
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Suckin his gut in cause he knows his picture is being taken?

  49. Shenae Grimes
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    WhoTF is that?

  50. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Whatevs

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