Welcome to the 37th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is running a little late today on account of a drug addict overdosing on drugs (Who knew they did that?) and me writing an 800-page review about a man in blue tights winning World War II with practically nothing but super-steroids, an entire platoon armed with supernatural weaponry and a motorcycle that shoots rockets. Just like our boys did it.
Down with Hitler! All the way down, sir,
- The Superficial
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A more apt comment was never left…
He’s so gay his own shadow is trying to give himself a reach-around.
brilliant
awesome
Okay, that’s probably pretty accurate. I laughed :D
Hugh Hefner has the worst taste in women. I’m sure his eyes aren’t what they used to be, but just because bleach blond is the easiest hair color to pick out in the scary darkening world doesn’t mean the woman attached is beautiful.
WHOA. That’s Tom Cruise!? He looks super duper old. I guess it’s the hat… and the fact that he’s old.
HAHA
Oh, ha. I thought this was the buttmaster. If you know who I am talking about, then shame shame shame.
WTF is going on with that ass!?!? I guess it really is a cushion @_@
“And you are?”
a celebrity site with unfunny jokes, who knew they did that?
Oh…umm…no…nope, nuttin inappropriate going on here….you are 18 right???
+1
Once again doing battle against those invisible pcp monsters…
looooooser!
asssome
ooo – please do
Are people really still buying this bozo’s act?
It got people’s minds off the real story for a while and that’s all he cares about.
still battling those invisible PCP monsters
lame
Are they both reaching for guns?
Papa’s gotta be proud…
couldn’t have been…this one is wearing big girl clothes, not doll clothes.
scumbag Libtard
He is demonstrating Elin’s style of wielding the club…to smash Tiger’s face.
now he’s fighting the dreaded mushroom bandits…and yes, they are invisible too!
Well, when you have to use a potato sack for a skirt….IT’S TOO DAMN BIG!
excellent!
I’ve been laughing about this comment all week! Good one!
Willow!
PURE GOLD.
He uses the same Kung Fu for show kicks everytime. Now if you stand here very still I might be able to land this.
So the hat is there to protect his hairpiece or something?
Her jaw must be locked. I wonder if she has noticed already.
WIN
and the winner is..
the best!!
this works on so many levels. love it.
Not looking very alluring here . Maybe Ryan is subtly suggesting that she has an augmentation
“You’re right , the left one is smaller”
when do they stop paying child support??? get a fucking life dumb ass. you wouldn’t last one second around my friends. boring, stupid, assnine, moronic, *please stop me*, lame, fugly, dumbass………..oh i already used that one. next.
tailor……? is there a tailor in the houze!!?
Can’t Stop. WONT STOP! eh-eh! eh-eh!
Seriously dude! Just a tad underage dontcha think?! ~ugh~
Ghey!
Gross
Ricky and Willow…awesome!! Sure the show will be hilarious!!
Suckin his gut in cause he knows his picture is being taken?
WhoTF is that?
Whatevs