The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 36

July 16th, 2011 // 201 Comments

Welcome to the 36th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet – God, these features grow up so fast, don’t they? – featuring a smattering of your comments hand-picked by Photo Boy and myself, so you can click a roof over our heads, and maybe a Ukrainian hooker or five. No pressure. On that note, a special salute to Dreg who really went to town on the Weston Cage karate post and came up with a move for practically every single photo. It’s the kind of dedication we should probably have, but in our defense, we’re exposed to hazardous work conditions, and count ourselves lucky to survive each day with our souls intact. I can still hear her ass flubbering…

See you Monday with tales of yet another Skeletor clone getting divorced (I blame Stinkor.),

- The Superficial

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  1. Serena Williams Cleavage
    senpai
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    trannie-licious!

  2. Steven Spielberg Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini
    senpai
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    meh.

  3. Lady Gaga
    senpai
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    mel brooks rocks

  4. Lady Gaga
    senpai
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    lady merda doesnt.

  5. Gisele Bundchen
    senpai
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    trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrranny-licious!

  6. Prince William David Beckham
    senpai
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    fucking reptilians

  7. Weston Cage Karate
    senpai
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    still didnt sacrifice him tho.

  8. Penelope Cruz Cleavage
    senpai
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    ho! u look like you’re 65!
    you look like my sicilian grandma at 55!
    fuck u!

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    senpai
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    loser.

  10. Ricky Martin
    senpai
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    please dont give him anymore kids?

  11. Lindsay Lohan
    senpai
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    bitch looks like she is 66….. when is she gonna die?

  12. Kim Kardashian Ass
    senpai
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    those are pads, bros…

  13. Lily Aldridge
    senpai
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    fugly

  14. Weston Cage Karate
    senpai
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    still alive…

  15. Woody Allen
    senpai
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    paedo paedo paedo wudy

  16. Nicolas Cage
    senpai
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    still batshit crazy, still paedo, still no sacrifices to satan…..

  17. Weston Cage Karate
    meg
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    LMAO I can’t stop laughing at this one. Gold!

  18. Lindsay Lohan
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    Best.
    Comment.
    Ever.

  19. Weston Cage Shaved Head Karate
    sasha
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    Lots of the middle schoolers in my town dress and act exactly the same way. LOL

  20. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese JWoww
    sasha
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    OMG that is hilarious!

  21. Weston Cage Karate
    sasha
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    Is he brain damaged?

  22. Weston Cage Karate
    sasha
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    Can we also please put this guy on that island with the Pratts?

  23. Lady Gaga
    analise
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    best MIP quote ever.

  24. Frank Burns

    Got to wonder what a guy like this does with his time? His day seems to consist of going to fancy eateries, “training” as a “fighter”, squabbling with the wife, hair care, and buying clothes at the mall “Hot Topic” outlet. So that leaves what, 11-12 hours of free time?

  25. Weston Cage Karate
    thebirdcage
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    I can’t believe no one commented on the legs coming out of his ass.

  26. Kris Jenner
    Yummy
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    I’d let her ride me all night long. Older women have experience on how to please a man. Bet she gives fantastics blow jobs.

  27. Roseanne Barr
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    I don’t get it lol…can someone explain pls?

  28. wilko

    what’s that hand sign… It’s NOT the rock and roll sign of the devil. It’s some dumbass wannabe shit. Make him stop.

  29. the captain

    don’t panic: THIS IS JUST A SICK & PATHETIC AMERICAN LIKE SO MANY…………

  30. Roseanne Barr
    You Should Watch Stars Wars, Bianca
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    See above.

  31. Kris Jenner
    Jon
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    Kim cut her hair.. oh noes.

  32. Kate Hudson Bikini Ass
    Jon
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    Nice ass.

  33. Ricky Martin
    Jon
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    Can’t blame the bloke, you have to be gay to succeed in the entertainment industry. No straight cawk to be found.

  34. Prince William David Beckham
    Pip pip cheery-o
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    Says it all, omg, hilarious!

  35. Jessica Alba Pregnant Body
    Jade
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    Like you’d look happy crossing the streets while dozens of paps are taking a picture of you and your big belly

  36. Kate Hudson Bikini Ass
    Lar
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    So…You (women) dont want men to think of them as a piece of meat…but you go out in public with your ass hanging out…yea go figure…

  37. Weston Cage Shaved Head Karate
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    he is an ugly jew

  38. Weston Cage Shaved Head Karate
    Canadianhouseguest
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    I still can’t believe that fell out of Nic Cage’s vagina.

  39. Lady Gaga
    Karen
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    Hahaha best one so far.

  40. reformed_druid

    I think he is trying to find a look his dad hasn’t sported in any of his movies, he may have found it. Bald douche-bag.

  41. Jessica Alba Pregnant Body
    duke of dook
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    where is Cockpuncher when you need him???

  42. Penelope Cruz Cleavage Woody Allen
    duke of dook
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    what do woody allen and arm and hammer have in common??

    they both come in little yellow boxes

  43. Weston Cage Karate
    duke of dook
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    if he isn’t on round the clock watch by the feds…he should be

  44. Woody Allen
    duke of dook
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    liberal perv

  45. Oliver

    Nic Cage should have spent more time with his kid instead of his collectable cars/homes/comic books etc. This kid clearly has daddy issues. I love it when stuff like this comes to the surface. Shows how full of sh*t celebrities are while they pretend to be UN ambassadors or whatever.

  46. Weston Cage Karate
    fiona
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    from the waist up, he looks like he’s just lounging on a couch

  47. Weston Cage Karate
    Agwings
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    I can’t decide what’s funnier, the face or the rug burn on his elbow. Guess he wasn’t driving.

  48. Kris Jenner
    Lynn A.
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    And her eyebrows said – “I’m BATMAN!”

  49. Weston Cage Karate
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    so this thing gets beaten up by his babysitter and all of a sudden we’re interested in his patten leather shoes off the ground???? yyyuuucckkkk….

  50. Weston Cage Karate
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    taint i aint……ppfffftttt…..*sound coming out of his azzz*

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