Welcome to the 36th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet – God, these features grow up so fast, don’t they? – featuring a smattering of your comments hand-picked by Photo Boy and myself, so you can click a roof over our heads, and maybe a Ukrainian hooker or five. No pressure. On that note, a special salute to Dreg who really went to town on the Weston Cage karate post and came up with a move for practically every single photo. It’s the kind of dedication we should probably have, but in our defense, we’re exposed to hazardous work conditions, and count ourselves lucky to survive each day with our souls intact. I can still hear her ass flubbering…
See you Monday with tales of yet another Skeletor clone getting divorced (I blame Stinkor.),
- The Superficial
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Oh man there goes the feather trend
Comment made no sense.
Still the best photo of her.
Agreed!
LMAO Dreg is fucken hilarious.
ahahah wasnt his name superman or billy jean or sth???????
TRUTH!!
Good one. DarK Helmet from SpaceBalls. Classic Mel Brooks movie.
Hahahah… nice one Tom.
McFeely droppin’ the ACME 16 megaton truth bombs.
That one’s going in my quote file.
Dreg is on fire.
Nice one.
Absolutely true, sir!
AND, call me Papa San.
Is the chick in gray in next season?
GOLDDD!
Looking forward to your obituary.
Hugs and Kisses,
Society
Who knew Nicholas Cage was dating Tila Tequila?
Why is this guy suddenly relevant? Did his dad pay the paparazzi to hound him in the hopes he’ll join the family business (don’t forget, his father’s a Coppola).
Slap some Oakleys on it and we are looking at Dog Chapman.
How is that even a legit martial arts anything? Unless your goal was getting knocked over by a kick to to the taint. And if you’re the kind of guy who goes out wearing a karate uniform, dress shoes, and black nail polish that could be the scene you’re into. I don’t judge, I’ve been into some weird shit.
The fuck is happening with her back? Double spines? Some weird muscle you only see when you quit eating?
That’s also Colonel Jack O’Neil (he turned into a pussy when he became a General), and those cherries aren’t just ordinary cherries, they’re cherries from the planet Chulak.
How did she know?!?
This freak (with his shaved head, manicured beard, shaved eyebrows & eye makeup) is the perfect example of why kids should never be raised in Hollywood. They turn into goth-freaks like this loser…
Shame on them for talking down to good ole Jack!!! SHAME
I’ve just looked in to the face of the devil
I just want to say that when I worked at The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf back on Montana Ave in ol’ ’90, he was the best tipper. That forgives all.
cool story bro!
Very cool. Wonder if he has arthritis or gout – could explain lugging a bag of cherries…
WTF IS WITH HER BACK? Is she part alien?
Look at the disgusting people behind them. Good thing they have a police escort.
what did you expect…it’s new jersey
Thanks for the hearty laugh!
(drink spew) HaawwHaaaawwww!! Super big time guffaw FTW!!
the nose, for god sakes please use those censor stars on her and kim’s nose. their plastic surgeon hates them
I knew gary shirley was going to eat amber portwood.
Not funny and she’s pretty
Yeah, except for that tumor on her arm.
Batman did the right thing. He did’nt beat the penguin.
Not bad..
I figured her dream catcher was a bit south and to the rear.
“Margot Kidder here I come.” JLH you can cart those dairy cannons over to my wood pile anytime you’re ready.
I can’t believe how often he flashes that hand signal. It’s like he thinks it’s badass or something.
That’s why women with hot bodies like Sheryl Crow adopt…what a minute!!
Not really a Kardashian
normally, satanists sacrifice their first born to satan…. i hope we are still in time for it… he deserves to die for the god he worships….
you seem as informed on satanism as most christians are on christianity.
fucking satanists
please re-open auschwitz
why is she always so fucking miserable?
i am fucking scared of manly lesbians….. i fucking am.
what the fuck do u expect from nicholas fucking cage’s son?!
so u bought implants a few months before u got pregnant….. after more than 30 years without em….. smart move…perfect timing….moron!
she is batshit crazy. or probably just another mk ultra doll.
fucking sasquatch is a fucking repost, man.
the horror… the horror…