The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 36

July 16th, 2011 // 201 Comments

Welcome to the 36th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet – God, these features grow up so fast, don’t they? – featuring a smattering of your comments hand-picked by Photo Boy and myself, so you can click a roof over our heads, and maybe a Ukrainian hooker or five. No pressure. On that note, a special salute to Dreg who really went to town on the Weston Cage karate post and came up with a move for practically every single photo. It’s the kind of dedication we should probably have, but in our defense, we’re exposed to hazardous work conditions, and count ourselves lucky to survive each day with our souls intact. I can still hear her ass flubbering…

See you Monday with tales of yet another Skeletor clone getting divorced (I blame Stinkor.),

- The Superficial

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  1. Roseanne Barr
    Lisa
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    Oh man there goes the feather trend

  2. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Comment made no sense.

  3. Kate Hudson Bikini Ass
    SIN
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    Still the best photo of her.

  4. Weston Cage Karate
    Jovy
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    LMAO Dreg is fucken hilarious.

  5. Jessica Alba Pregnant Body
    SIN
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    TRUTH!!

  6. Lady Gaga
    SIN
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    Good one. DarK Helmet from SpaceBalls. Classic Mel Brooks movie.

  7. Octomom Drunk Lesbian Birthday Party
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    Hahahah… nice one Tom.

  8. Jessica Alba Pregnant Body
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    McFeely droppin’ the ACME 16 megaton truth bombs.
    That one’s going in my quote file.

  9. Weston Cage Karate
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    Dreg is on fire.

  10. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    Nice one.

  11. Jessica Alba Pregnant Body
    RobrtL
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    Absolutely true, sir!

  12. Penelope Cruz Cleavage Woody Allen
    oldfool
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    AND, call me Papa San.

  13. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese JWoww
    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    Is the chick in gray in next season?

  14. Khloe Kardashian
    maruli
    Commented on this photo:

    GOLDDD!

  15. Weston Cage Shaved Head Karate
    Turd Ferguson
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    Looking forward to your obituary.

    Hugs and Kisses,

    Society

  16. Nicolas Cage
    Honkey
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    Who knew Nicholas Cage was dating Tila Tequila?

  17. Burt

    Why is this guy suddenly relevant? Did his dad pay the paparazzi to hound him in the hopes he’ll join the family business (don’t forget, his father’s a Coppola).

  18. Rosie O'Donnell
    Turd Ferguson
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    Slap some Oakleys on it and we are looking at Dog Chapman.

  19. Weston Cage Karate
    American Meatgoat
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    How is that even a legit martial arts anything? Unless your goal was getting knocked over by a kick to to the taint. And if you’re the kind of guy who goes out wearing a karate uniform, dress shoes, and black nail polish that could be the scene you’re into. I don’t judge, I’ve been into some weird shit.

  20. Lily Aldridge
    American Meatgoat
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    The fuck is happening with her back? Double spines? Some weird muscle you only see when you quit eating?

  21. Richard Dean Anderson
    GuyLeDouche
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    That’s also Colonel Jack O’Neil (he turned into a pussy when he became a General), and those cherries aren’t just ordinary cherries, they’re cherries from the planet Chulak.

  22. Lily Aldridge
    SIN
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    How did she know?!?

  23. Nic Cage needed to use a rubber here

    This freak (with his shaved head, manicured beard, shaved eyebrows & eye makeup) is the perfect example of why kids should never be raised in Hollywood. They turn into goth-freaks like this loser…

  24. Richard Dean Anderson
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Shame on them for talking down to good ole Jack!!! SHAME

  25. puddleduck

    I’ve just looked in to the face of the devil

  26. Richard Dean Anderson
    15piecesofflare
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    I just want to say that when I worked at The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf back on Montana Ave in ol’ ’90, he was the best tipper. That forgives all.

  27. Lily Aldridge
    Nik
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    WTF IS WITH HER BACK? Is she part alien?

  28. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese JWoww
    Calypso
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    Look at the disgusting people behind them. Good thing they have a police escort.

  29. Roseanne Barr
    CptCreep
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks for the hearty laugh!

  30. Roseanne Barr
    Grafikman
    Commented on this photo:

    (drink spew) HaawwHaaaawwww!! Super big time guffaw FTW!!

  31. Kris Jenner
    Gumption
    Commented on this photo:

    the nose, for god sakes please use those censor stars on her and kim’s nose. their plastic surgeon hates them

  32. Rosie O'Donnell
    Gumption
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew gary shirley was going to eat amber portwood.

  33. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Jims hungry cock
    Commented on this photo:

    Not funny and she’s pretty

  34. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
    billyO
    Commented on this photo:

    Batman did the right thing. He did’nt beat the penguin.

  35. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Not bad..

  36. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Tattoo
    Ang
    Commented on this photo:

    I figured her dream catcher was a bit south and to the rear.

  37. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Ang
    Commented on this photo:

    “Margot Kidder here I come.” JLH you can cart those dairy cannons over to my wood pile anytime you’re ready.

  38. Weston Cage Shaved Head Karate
    Alan Kraigers
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    I can’t believe how often he flashes that hand signal. It’s like he thinks it’s badass or something.

  39. Jessica Alba Pregnant Body
    Urbanspaceman
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    That’s why women with hot bodies like Sheryl Crow adopt…what a minute!!

  40. Khloe Kardashian
    Urbanspaceman
    Commented on this photo:

    Not really a Kardashian

  41. Weston Cage Shaved Head Karate
    senpai
    Commented on this photo:

    normally, satanists sacrifice their first born to satan…. i hope we are still in time for it… he deserves to die for the god he worships….

  42. Kris Jenner
    senpai
    Commented on this photo:

    fucking satanists

  43. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese JWoww
    senpai
    Commented on this photo:

    please re-open auschwitz

  44. Jessica Alba Pregnant Body
    senpai
    Commented on this photo:

    why is she always so fucking miserable?

  45. Rosie O'Donnell
    senpai
    Commented on this photo:

    i am fucking scared of manly lesbians….. i fucking am.

  46. Weston Cage Karate
    senpai
    Commented on this photo:

    what the fuck do u expect from nicholas fucking cage’s son?!

  47. Kate Hudson Bikini Ass
    senpai
    Commented on this photo:

    so u bought implants a few months before u got pregnant….. after more than 30 years without em….. smart move…perfect timing….moron!

  48. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
    senpai
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    she is batshit crazy. or probably just another mk ultra doll.

  49. Khloe Kardashian
    senpai
    Commented on this photo:

    fucking sasquatch is a fucking repost, man.

  50. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese JWoww
    senpai
    Commented on this photo:

    the horror… the horror…

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