The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 36

July 16th, 2011 // 201 Comments

Welcome to the 36th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet – God, these features grow up so fast, don’t they? – featuring a smattering of your comments hand-picked by Photo Boy and myself, so you can click a roof over our heads, and maybe a Ukrainian hooker or five. No pressure. On that note, a special salute to Dreg who really went to town on the Weston Cage karate post and came up with a move for practically every single photo. It’s the kind of dedication we should probably have, but in our defense, we’re exposed to hazardous work conditions, and count ourselves lucky to survive each day with our souls intact. I can still hear her ass flubbering…

See you Monday with tales of yet another Skeletor clone getting divorced (I blame Stinkor.),

- The Superficial

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  1. Kris Jenner
    Freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t work.

  2. Serena Williams Cleavage
    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like a drag version of Whitney Houston

  3. Octomom Drunk Lesbian Birthday Party
    Jon and Kate Plus Hate
    Commented on this photo:

    Olive Oil done got stoned and swallowed a bee hive

  4. Roseanne Barr
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    The best! I laughed so hard at this one!

  5. Weston Cage Karate
    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    BAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA best one yet!

  6. Prince William David Beckham
    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    You might have the crown, but come on, look at me!

  7. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh-oh… Someone explain because I’m pretty much lost…

  8. Weston Cage Shaved Head Karate
    God is Black
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude your dad is an Italian American, I dare you to go to Little Italy and show that hand sign? “tua madra eh una puttana!”

  9. Kim Kardashian Ass
    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty face and nice rack, but that a$$ looks like two watermelons with sticks holding them up.

  10. Weston Cage Karate
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL

  11. Kate Middleton Prince William Jennifer Lopez
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha

  12. Lily Aldridge
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    I deny being creepy…

  13. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    +1

  14. Rosie O'Donnell
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    Gooly Goo Goo.

  15. Weston Cage Karate
    The joaker
    Commented on this photo:

    Alright. That was good

  16. Penelope Cruz Cleavage Woody Allen
    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    Excellent!!!

  17. Kate Middleton Prince William Jennifer Lopez
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    Showin’ some nip for the royals, giggity!

  18. Penelope Cruz Cleavage
    djs
    Commented on this photo:

    good god she’s hot

  19. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    Winner

  20. Weston Cage Shaved Head Karate
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    You missed the word “blow” in that second sentence.

  21. Weston Cage Shaved Head Karate
    ChickenHawk
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks really upbeat for a guy who let his pregnant wife beat his ass…

  22. Dear Superficial,
    Have you been giving out people’s e-mail addresses? I keep getting e-mails from some one named, “Ceston Wage,” asking me to meet him in the parking lot behind Boa. He says to come alone, because “only a pussy would bring his wife or his dad’s secretary,” whatever that means. Should I be concerned?
    Yours Truly,
    Dreg

  23. Weston Cage Karate
    Siloporcen7
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing

  24. Rosie O'Donnell
    Milf
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG, how many Hawaii vacation shots of Richie Sambora do we have to… oh.

  25. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Tattoo
    Milf
    Commented on this photo:

    Life is lahk a box o’ chocolates… ya nevuh know when yo career is over and a chocolate will just be a skanky ol’… um, can y’all hold my corndog for a sec?

  26. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese JWoww
    Milf
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF? Skinniest two people on the boardwalk?! TIME TO BAN FRYDO.

  27. Serena Williams Cleavage
    Milf
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t realize Lamar and Khloe share her wardrobe, too…

  28. Lady Gaga
    Milf
    Commented on this photo:

    The Wrath of Con.

  29. Ricky Martin
    Milf
    Commented on this photo:

    Posture/clothes say gay, abs say straight.

  30. Weston Cage Shaved Head Karate
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if that is a full boner or is he sportin’ a chub?

  31. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese JWoww
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Pad picker!! EWWWWW!!

  32. Kris Jenner
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    why is she so fucking orange, and in what world does this look good??

    • zomgbie

      the same world where making ur ass look like a xlrg bean bag floor pillow is hot n sexy.

    • Jack Ketch

      The whole family is orange, no ? This woman will suffer the same fate at Michael Jackson if she gets any more nose surgery … she’ll have to wear a fake one, lol ! Actually, I take that back … Khloe isn’t orange …

  33. Lady Gaga
    hahahahahah
    Commented on this photo:

    i just laughed for 5 minutes.

  34. Octomom Drunk Lesbian Birthday Party
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    why do i want to bang this chick

  35. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese JWoww
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    i bet the one on the left as smells like bean and cheese tacos

  36. Kim Kardashian Ass
    Kris
    Commented on this photo:

    that comment was gold. Good one!!

  37. Weston Cage Karate
    Commented on this photo:

    and he didn’t even drop his cigarette. lets see those cobra kai pricks do that.

  38. Weston Cage Shaved Head Karate
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to say since he shaved his head he doesn’t look quite as crazy as bat shit but he still looks every bit as much like a devil worshiper as he ever did. Just not as much like a comic book character.

  39. Lady Gaga
    XFX
    Commented on this photo:

    Very good one! :D

  40. Weston Cage Karate
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the side order of batshit that really makes the meal.

  41. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally an awesome one!!

  42. Steven Spielberg Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini
    alisa
    Commented on this photo:

    if she had bigger boobs you wouldnt be saying that :)

  43. Weston Cage Shaved Head Karate
    barbosa
    Commented on this photo:

    move: douchebag salute

  44. Kris Jenner
    barbosa
    Commented on this photo:

    Subtle.. *cocks head to the side*

  45. Lisa

    Enough with this guy already! Does anyone ive a shit??

  46. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, shes hot.

  47. Richard Dean Anderson
    Lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    who is this?

  48. Weston Cage Karate
    Lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    who caressssss

  49. Lady Gaga
    Lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it

  50. Rosie O'Donnell
    Lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    wow she looks manly

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