Welcome to the 36th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet – God, these features grow up so fast, don’t they? – featuring a smattering of your comments hand-picked by Photo Boy and myself, so you can click a roof over our heads, and maybe a Ukrainian hooker or five. No pressure. On that note, a special salute to Dreg who really went to town on the Weston Cage karate post and came up with a move for practically every single photo. It’s the kind of dedication we should probably have, but in our defense, we’re exposed to hazardous work conditions, and count ourselves lucky to survive each day with our souls intact. I can still hear her ass flubbering…
See you Monday with tales of yet another Skeletor clone getting divorced (I blame Stinkor.),
- The Superficial
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Didn’t work.
Yes it did Bruce looks awesome!
she looks like a drag version of Whitney Houston
circa 1993
Olive Oil done got stoned and swallowed a bee hive
The best! I laughed so hard at this one!
Ding ding ding! Winner.
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA best one yet!
You might have the crown, but come on, look at me!
Uh-oh… Someone explain because I’m pretty much lost…
Take a look at her nose, I guess.
Really don’t see anything wrong with her nose. There weren’t any good comments about the kid mean mugging the photographer?
I agree, she is very attractive.
What, her nose??? Fish must have picked this because he just hates this show beyond comprehension. I hate this chick too, but nothing about her nose, or face really, is ugly….
Dude your dad is an Italian American, I dare you to go to Little Italy and show that hand sign? “tua madra eh una puttana!”
Pretty face and nice rack, but that a$$ looks like two watermelons with sticks holding them up.
TWO WORDS: IMPLANTS.
LOL
Haha
I deny being creepy…
+1
Gooly Goo Goo.
Alright. That was good
Excellent!!!
Showin’ some nip for the royals, giggity!
good god she’s hot
Winner
You missed the word “blow” in that second sentence.
He looks really upbeat for a guy who let his pregnant wife beat his ass…
Dear Superficial,
Have you been giving out people’s e-mail addresses? I keep getting e-mails from some one named, “Ceston Wage,” asking me to meet him in the parking lot behind Boa. He says to come alone, because “only a pussy would bring his wife or his dad’s secretary,” whatever that means. Should I be concerned?
Yours Truly,
Dreg
Amazing
OMG, how many Hawaii vacation shots of Richie Sambora do we have to… oh.
Life is lahk a box o’ chocolates… ya nevuh know when yo career is over and a chocolate will just be a skanky ol’… um, can y’all hold my corndog for a sec?
WTF? Skinniest two people on the boardwalk?! TIME TO BAN FRYDO.
I didn’t realize Lamar and Khloe share her wardrobe, too…
The Wrath of Con.
Posture/clothes say gay, abs say straight.
Totally hairless torso says gay.
I wonder if that is a full boner or is he sportin’ a chub?
LOL.
Pad picker!! EWWWWW!!
why is she so fucking orange, and in what world does this look good??
the same world where making ur ass look like a xlrg bean bag floor pillow is hot n sexy.
The whole family is orange, no ? This woman will suffer the same fate at Michael Jackson if she gets any more nose surgery … she’ll have to wear a fake one, lol ! Actually, I take that back … Khloe isn’t orange …
i just laughed for 5 minutes.
why do i want to bang this chick
Uh… good question.
issues, my friend
i bet the one on the left as smells like bean and cheese tacos
that comment was gold. Good one!!
+1!
and he didn’t even drop his cigarette. lets see those cobra kai pricks do that.
I’d like to say since he shaved his head he doesn’t look quite as crazy as bat shit but he still looks every bit as much like a devil worshiper as he ever did. Just not as much like a comic book character.
Very good one! :D
It’s the side order of batshit that really makes the meal.
Finally an awesome one!!
if she had bigger boobs you wouldnt be saying that :)
move: douchebag salute
Subtle.. *cocks head to the side*
Enough with this guy already! Does anyone ive a shit??
Um, shes hot.
From the mole down.
who is this?
McGyver. Shame of you for not knowing. SHAME ON YOU.
who caressssss
I don’t get it
Watch Space Balls.
Lisa, why are you on here? The planet, I mean.
classic mtv gen-er there…they don’t know SHIT
wow she looks manly