The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 35

July 9th, 2011 // 195 Comments

“And then I’ll tweet it, tumble it, Reddit it, StumbleUpon it, MySpace it, Flickr it, mail copies to Us Weekly…”

Welcome to the 35th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s so full of Casey Anthony jokes, I’ve never been more proud of anything before in my life. It’s almost as if you let the concept of “too soon” play alone by the pool while you practiced making duck lips in the mirror, that’s how little you cared about it.

I love you,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Flynet

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  1. Kate Gosselin Sports Bra
    INMATE 12236969
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to get a treadmill so and stay inside to spare us; I lost my breakfast. Her and Hillary could be twins.

  2. Jock McCrock

    love the way you can see how one of the implants is pulling away from the ribcage. Fake.

  3. Casey Anthony
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was Alannis Morrisette

  4. Evan Rachel Wood
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    It does look like Denise Crosby while she was on Star Trek TNG.

  5. Jessica Stam
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    The guy in the jack-off shirt is trying to hide what he thinks is a boner. It is really the zipper sticking out.

  6. Casey Anthony
    Milf
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s right, you’re free! And… you can come over and babysit my stepchildren this afternoon, right? RIGHT?”

  7. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    Milf
    Commented on this photo:

    “Does this entire ocean make my ass look big?”

  8. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    1) Comment of the fucking year.

    2) She really is not that “skinny.” Her body fat is really low but her legs and torso are muscular and she’s got good shoulders. Cheap implants don’t look good on anyone that lean.

    3) 2) above is not meant to imply that this bitch is not batshit fucking crazypoppins.

  9. Casey Anthony
    Milf
    Commented on this photo:

    “OK, so if they’re this big, I get the centerfold?… what’s that? Caylee?… who?”

  10. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    Milf
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like the movies “The Road” and “Castaway” had a baby.

  11. Kelly Osbourne
    Milf
    Commented on this photo:

    Can I just point out that SHE HAS MAKEUP ON. THIS IS HOW SHE LOOKS WITH MAKEUP ON.

  12. Tori Spelling Dean McDermott
    poop
    Commented on this photo:

    tori spelling is fucking ugly as hell

  13. Kellan Lutz
    chainsawbuzzkill
    Commented on this photo:

    Ew–who is this?

  14. Prince William
    TurboZinger
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, I’m a Canadian and I know what he’s doing. Those moccasins are made of traditionally tanned moosehide (not factory tanned) and the tanning process includes smoking the hide.

    Real hand-tanned moosehide has a strong and distinct smoky smell, and that’s why he’s sniffing it. It’s a nice smell, actually.

  15. Pete Wentz Shirtless
    Kate
    Commented on this photo:

    Come on, no one? This comment is gold!

  16. Casey Anthony
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    My thoughts exactly Fish. The first thing I thought when I seen the new doo is “The official “insane mother” hairstyle”. Casey Anthony, Octo-mom, Angelina Jolie….. Won’t be suprised if Jolie chops her locks or goes blonde very soon!

  17. Prince William Kate Middleton Princess Diana Portrait
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    why are the pupils round and not slits like in all their photos?

  18. Megan Fox
    Commented on this photo:

    The tip of her nose looks like it is pressed up against glass it’s so shiny.

  19. David Spade
    Commented on this photo:

    Funny gets you money gets you honey.

  20. Jersey Shore Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    I could sadly see her actually thinking this.

  21. Dick Van Dyke
    Commented on this photo:

    Heh heh.

  22. Heidi Klum
    Commented on this photo:

    I fucking love Fiji water. :s

  23. Gretchen Rossi
    I know
    Commented on this photo:

    Who let the whores out on parade for the 4th of July

  24. towel

    I agree with Malah, TMIPOTI is now a complete waste of time and I plan to never bother with it again. I’ll still visit here, because Fish still gets in a few good zingers, but as for all you wannabes: don’t bother, you’re not funny.

  25. Prince William Kate Middleton Princess Diana Portrait
    dotmatrix
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like we’ve found an artist equally deserving of a slow painful death as Thomas Kinkade.

  26. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    Fabby
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s a very handsome boy :)

  27. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    Buttercup
    Commented on this photo:

    Used to drool over E. Cibrian, but now have to wonder what’s wrong with him for picking this crackywhacky. Or else it means that maybe cosmically it would be ok to ‘steal’ the guy I’ve wanted away from his wife after all. Hmm… But, constantly taking photos of yourself? Now THAT’S bad luck.

  28. Kellan Lutz
    Buttercup
    Commented on this photo:

    “Careless Whisper” used to be my favorite song.

  29. Tori Spelling Dean McDermott
    Buttercup
    Commented on this photo:

    Are her lips pregnant too?

  30. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Buttercup
    Commented on this photo:

    Those shorts don’t stand a chance.

  31. Stupid

    Bullshit link there asshole.

  32. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    Buttercup
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat is the new thin.

  33. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    KOOL GUY
    Commented on this photo:

    LOVE IS A HAPPY SUMMER!”‘HAPPY SUMMER TO THE BEAUTIFL COPLE!!!

  34. Megan Fox
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    suffering from the same disease as Ms. Montag

  35. yowillie

    Love to lick her belly…..and lower.

  36. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    Spank it.

  37. Casey Anthony
    jack
    Commented on this photo:

    improper grammar in regards to quotation usage. i thought this was a site with editors and shit

  38. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    jack
    Commented on this photo:

    is it a titleist?

  39. Kelly Osbourne
    Buttercup
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks kind of like what “Fabio” looked like when he go smacked in the face by a bird.

  40. Gretchen Rossi
    Buttercup
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t remember who said it, but it is possible to become “rotten with perfection.” Curious when a basically very pretty girl (woman?) feels the need to try so hard and becomes and overdone mess of yuck. There is a point of diminishing returns.

  41. Banastre Trent - Holmesworth

    Someone is in a bit of love with herself

  42. Kellan Lutz
    curiousblack
    Commented on this photo:

    i still love the site. its an everyday thing as well; you have to accept the hits and misses. @Malah, it almost seemed like you were relishing in that criticism. You Suck dude. #ibetyouhaventmanyfriends

  43. Megan Fox
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    YIKES! maybe just weird angels….

  44. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    fufu
    Commented on this photo:

    –When Manatees Attack–

  45. Frank Burns

    Shaved Transgender Grinch in red bikini make me sad.

  46. Pete Wentz Shirtless
    Stylighter
    Commented on this photo:

    of course, of COURSE, pete wentz wears paul frank boxers.

  47. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    Agwings
    Commented on this photo:

    Only moments before she got in, the water was noted for it’s rich blue color.

  48. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    brittani
    Commented on this photo:

    You’d think she would have more cellulite..

  49. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
    Maximus
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant

  50. Megan Fox
    Commented on this photo:

    i think she is so beautiful, she does look like a cat meow

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