The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 35

July 9th, 2011 // 195 Comments

“And then I’ll tweet it, tumble it, Reddit it, StumbleUpon it, MySpace it, Flickr it, mail copies to Us Weekly…”

Welcome to the 35th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s so full of Casey Anthony jokes, I’ve never been more proud of anything before in my life. It’s almost as if you let the concept of “too soon” play alone by the pool while you practiced making duck lips in the mirror, that’s how little you cared about it.

I love you,

- The Superficial

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Flynet

superficial

  1. the captain

    well, she is just like you and mee.
    …………SHE GOT A BELLY, folks!!

  2. Evan Rachel Wood
    argleblargle
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh god that episode terrified me when I was 6. This photo terrifies me now.

  3. Casey Anthony
    Ashamed
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait. Why is Alanis Morissette in trouble?

  4. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    Funk2
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf is that?

  5. Prince William Kate Middleton Princess Diana Portrait
    michmasterflex
    Commented on this photo:

    thats not price willams hair haha

    • I didn’t get it until I saw the other pictures, ( sorry, my brain tunes out anything referring to the “royal couple” ) so now here is my proper reaction: baahahahaha, cuz he is bald! I get it!

  6. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    doodles
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen elephant seals more attractive than that thing!

  7. Megan Fox
    Toni
    Commented on this photo:

    Jocelyn Wildestein’s looking okay these days.

  8. SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Lame comment to choose.

  9. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
    Commented on this photo:

    loooove seinfeld references!

  10. Casey Anthony
    Weaselmouse
    Commented on this photo:

    I was thinking more… Katy Perry.

  11. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Greatest comment of the entire week.

  12. Casey Anthony
    anon
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like the actress who plays Susan’s daughter on Desperate Housewives in this photo

  13. Prince William
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I just wish I knew WTF he’s actually doing, and what he’s doing it to.

    • TomFrank

      Yeah, c’mon Canadians who come to this site, help us out here.

      • I’m Canadian but would have had no clue if not for the poster below. :/

      • cheeri-o

        I am also canadian and i feel stereotyped when you assume i would know what he is doing just because im canadian.. you would be better of asking a native american..i would actually recommend that he not do that; it doesnt look safe.

  14. Tori Spelling Dean McDermott
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She HATES it when that happens.

  15. Hilary Clinton
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL

  16. Casey Anthony
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Congratulations McFeely for issuing this nugget of comedy genius.

  17. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    Just a California Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    I would fuck her.

  18. Gretchen Rossi
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Ironically, everything you see here was produced in a variety of 3rd world sweatshops.

  19. Gretchen Rossi
    Just a California Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks Great, but she also looks like a boring lay.

  20. Casey Anthony
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    No more of this worthless cunt please.

  21. Megan Fox
    The joaker
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the porn version? I’d totally watch that

  22. Hilary Clinton
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    Excellente!

  23. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    The Train!
    Commented on this photo:

    this is the best one so far.

  24. Jersey Shore Snooki
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    Snooki should stick to blind dates, a blind man would be good for her. Blind and deaf… even better. Blind and deaf with a guide dog that can’t smell… perfect!

  25. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugliest inflatable doll EVER.

  26. Casey Anthony
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    Charlie Sheen has some recent openings in the whore department, plus having her stand next to him in court could be a real feather in his cap at the next child custody hearing.

  27. Kelly Osbourne
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL!

  28. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m confused, which end of the manatee are we looking at?

  29. BE

    Yawn…

  30. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    Blumpkin
    Commented on this photo:

    shes looking fucking hot right there.

  31. Olivia Wilde Braless
    candyn
    Commented on this photo:

    WIN

  32. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    Audieme
    Commented on this photo:

    That is the largest refund gap I’ve ever seen. Why did she get armpit implants is beyond me.

  33. Jessica Stam
    The joaker
    Commented on this photo:

    $5 says Michael Bay IS that car. Movie magic. BOOM

  34. Kellan Lutz
    Amber
    Commented on this photo:

    Carrot top?!

  35. Prince William Kate Middleton Princess Diana Portrait
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey now, that was me who said that.

  36. Casey Anthony
    The joaker
    Commented on this photo:

    Agreed. But to be fair, this was a good one

  37. Casey Anthony
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah seriously. Her life is over.

  38. Olivia Wilde Braless
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha!

  39. Kelly Osbourne
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my god, who is this!? And yes, that is exactly what she is doing.

  40. Jessica Stam
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, it’s jack-off shirt dude again.

  41. Casey Anthony
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my!

  42. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    ATTENTION AMERICAN FAT PIECES OF SHIT, THIS HOW YOU SHOULD LOOK. SO PUT DOWN YOUR MCDONALDS AND KRISY KREME DOUNT AND LOSE SOME POUNDS. INSTEAD OF MAKING FUN OF HER, YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING YOUR SMALL HOUSE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE HER.

    • The one, .. I mean neo, she looks great, yes. One day she will hit puberty and look like a woman, all we are saying. ;)
      I wonder where you are from and if you furiously pounded the keyboard in all caps and refused to proof read what you wrote on principle. Now I must run my small house and attempt to look like her.
      I said good day.

    • Anna

      ah…no mater how skinny she is , there is nothing she can do about the hideous face of hers…

    • Anderson

      Ok LeAnn it’s the second time you’ve posted this. We get it.

    • cheeri-o

      Neo is unfortuantely right; individuals with normal body weight are few and far between..uhh..make that not so far between given the girth of most people… this obesity craze that most people are subscribing to has erroneously made society believe that thin-normal weight people are deathly skinny..I get the “she’s so skinny” all the time, when in fact, i will outlive you all…that’s right! all you fat, diabetic, overindulged people!

  43. Megan Fox
    kulit
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks so plastic. feeling kinda sad for her. so much insecurity that she had to botch up her face.

  44. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    Commented on this photo:

    I happen to like peins gutters, they are very sexy.

  45. Casey Anthony
    Commented on this photo:

    A comment of the week that was actually well thought out! I am impressed! (and no it doesn’t take much ;) )

  46. Connor Cruise
    Commented on this photo:

    …idk who anyone is in this photo…

  47. Kellan Lutz
    Commented on this photo:

    Once again, don’t know the person in the pho- omg,,, is that…?
    BUwaahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
    best!

  48. David Spade
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like one of those optical illusions, which ball is bigger, then the background fades away and it’s like holy crap! I was WAY off!

  49. Kelly Osbourne
    Commented on this photo:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaa

  50. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Like it! :-)

Leave A Comment