The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 33

June 25th, 2011 // 149 Comments

Welcome to the 33rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I’d just like to say a special thanks to the comments that really made me laugh this week, but got lost in the mix on account of the Ryan Dunn flame wars. I’m talking about you, Steven Spielberg conspiracy theorists on the Megan Fox post with your wacky talks of eugenics and claims of colluding with George Lucas and James Cameron to propagandize America into accepting our new Chinese overlords. I saw what you did there.

Tip of the hat to New York for stepping out of the Dark Ages,

- The Superficial

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  1. ben seevers

    micah friedrich is a douchebag

  2. Taylor Momsen
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    Hell yes, bitches!

  3. David Hasselhoff
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    Best one ever. By far.

  4. Taylor Momsen
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    She looks terrible…. its an extremely ugly dress and doesnt go with the ULTRA-GOTH nails and makeup….i think someone should tell her the only teenaged boys beat off to gothed up “metal”chicks

  5. Linsday Lohan Court Probation Violation
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    can we just euthanise her and her saggy freckled tits ??

  6. Adam Scott
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    got cocaine?

  7. Britney Spears
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    What’s that TLC show?? Tards & Tiaras? Why was everyone getting so worked up? It’s not like they are actually children, right…I mean, with down syndrome they only have the minds of children….

  8. Sam Elliot
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    my mom loves this guy

  9. Sam Elliot
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    I seriously love this guy.

  10. David Hasselhoff
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    And i HATE douchebags that say LOL.

  11. Sam Elliot
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    “I’m Scruffy. The janitor.”

  12. Donald Trump

    Who is this slut anyway?

  13. Donald Trump

    She looks like a Cheshire cat!

  14. Taylor Momsen
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    How much money does she spend on eye liner every month anyway?

  15. Step 3

    New member of the Incredibles cast.

  16. Taylor Momsen
    Jack Oft
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    Who the hell is this bitch?

  17. Tracey


  18. Audieme

    She’s horrible

  19. Taylor Momsen
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    hey look it’s a rabid raccoon!!

  20. Britney Spears
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    I don’t understand this “most important ppl” and “crap we missed”! The Superficial spoiled us with copius amounts of pictures of the ppl we love and now, in these posts, we get crums. Where’s the rest of these britneys?!

  21. blocker

    Alice Cooper ?

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