Welcome to the 33rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I’d just like to say a special thanks to the comments that really made me laugh this week, but got lost in the mix on account of the Ryan Dunn flame wars. I’m talking about you, Steven Spielberg conspiracy theorists on the Megan Fox post with your wacky talks of eugenics and claims of colluding with George Lucas and James Cameron to propagandize America into accepting our new Chinese overlords. I saw what you did there.
Tip of the hat to New York for stepping out of the Dark Ages,
- The Superficial
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A tuba frosting maybe.
lol!
Annnnnnd, CUT.
Charming. I guarantee their fuck-life sucks. If you are make-believing fucking laser beams in a public forum, what’s left to be done in the bedroom…missionary?
Wait—they’re a couple? I thought this was how Bam picks up women.
What would prompt someone to elongate their chin, and woody-wood-peck their nose? I’m sure the last name Palin had nothing to do with it at all.
Comment of the week right there.
Haha! Excellent!
When did Danny DeVito get blond extensions?
“Fir…… oh!”
totally the best one.
Best to date
TCLTC
win
well done, McFeely!
hahaha. Killing me.
Pure Gold.
And she is only 29. I look that good,.. better than that, at 52.
Bahahahaha! No, you don’t.
+100
You guys wouldn’t know “anorexia” if you saw it .. she is healthy but thin.
looks like a rabid raccoon.
The sexiest older man on the planet ! I should be so fortunate.
Dusty Springfield did raccoon eyes with class; this gal looks utterly ridiculous
Hee hee. This one made me chuckle.
Ryan Dunn lived like he died. With car parts in his anus.
Lmao!!
Now THAT’s funny.
That’s a man baby.
I’m confused — is this Sam Elliot or Larry David?
“Look! That’s where my career went!!”
Wtf is with those horrible facial tattoos? I wonder if Miley is going to copy her brother on this, too.
This is what happens when humans mate with aliens
Lindsay honors the second anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death by rocking the official MJ Tan Line.
Oh haiiii! I have hand jaundice!
She’ll put all the weight back on in 2 weeks. Now if she could only fix her face…
I loved her in nightmare before Christmas!
Are you tapped?
He is advertising a penny auction site which is basically a form of gambling. Copy and paste and you responded to it fucktard. Just click on the ads on the sides of pages and you will be fine.
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself!
That’s harsh. Funny and true, but harsh.
OK, you can shut down this wretched site now. The bar’s been raised so high there’s no chance of clearing it.
She could save a lot of cash on eyeliner if she would just allow people to punch her or mistakingly stick their penis in her eye. It might be an improvement.
Where’s my family!
Lame . . .
Kill it with fire.
People say the most beautiful faces are symmetrical, but I digress. Oh yes, I digress.
I don’t get it.
Who and what is this comment pertaining to?
My impression was that the commenter was likening Chyna (pornstar turned wrestler turned pornstar) to a pig.
So… is any random animal being referred to as “Chloe” now funny? Is that how this works? Relevance is unnecessary?
Now that’s funny.
Ha ha! Wait… what is this? I see that it’s a Cyrus but this is just about the most genderless human being I’ve ever seen. Outside of Asians.
Which Olsen twin is that?
The one that dresses like an Emo Grandmother or, uh, the other one that dresses like a homeless Grandmother?
Can we talk about that catchers mitt of a hand?
i would still want to roll around over this all night
Me too…I don’t give a shit what everyone else says. I’d kill it.
it’s weird,
pretty soon the headline will read:
“She Still Walks….”
and we’ll eat it up
i pray my pussy the lord to take,
wait….
a cluster-fuck of hypocrisies and contradictions….