Welcome to the 33rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I’d just like to say a special thanks to the comments that really made me laugh this week, but got lost in the mix on account of the Ryan Dunn flame wars. I’m talking about you, Steven Spielberg conspiracy theorists on the Megan Fox post with your wacky talks of eugenics and claims of colluding with George Lucas and James Cameron to propagandize America into accepting our new Chinese overlords. I saw what you did there.
Tip of the hat to New York for stepping out of the Dark Ages,
- The Superficial
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‘Nother monkey-faced blonde.
this is the best one
agreed
Not just for this week either, this is the best TCWM comment I have read period. Nice job JC!
Major fail due to inability to spell “recycle.” Merely a minor fail otherwise.
Yay! It has been corrected! (yawn)
Made me cringe but funny.
First one I actually laughed at. Hell, first I even smiled at
lol this one is hysterical
The poolboy counts as hired help, not a “friend. Problem solved.
Settle down McBeef. LiLo knows how to exploit the loopholes.
That was great.
Would be funnier if he were actually holding an iPhone.
LAME comment to use
Aw man, I just ate too. Gross!!!
My favorite for this week, fer sur.
Well, she looks like a 35 year old, so that’s got to count for something?
She’s needs the Lord Jesus Christ in her life to free her from her sins.
Fuck the skull of jesus
Madonna, is that you?
There never was a Jesus.
http://www.thegodmovie.com/
I was waiting for a the sex joke.
or a cheese platter.
Excellent! Love the Family Guy reference.
Goddammit. Fuck Family Guy.
That Right Tom has always wanted a Few Good Men
I thought She dropped out of High School when she got knocked up
It puts the Lotion on it’s Skin
Legs…
Hahha. That is seriously gross.
Best by far!
“Tip of the hat to New York for stepping out of the Dark Ages,”
Well said. :)
….And into a deeper, hotter, more dastardly part of hell….Artofwar
Her teeth are the same color as her hair – gross.
Her brain is the same color as her eye shadow.
Super-fuckin’-win. Both of you.
Britney, I was rooting for you all along. But, you look like a pop star gone to seed. The days of wearing sparkly bras and cut off short are over. Cover up your chest & abs, show off those awesome legs.
Awesome legs? Maybe for an R. Crumb cartoon.
LOL. props to Trixie for the great line
Kat VonD in 5 yrs???? Who is this?
I don’t care what anybody says, I like her. And she looks fantastic.
20 years ago. Now she looks like an inverted sausage.
How the fuck do you invert a sausage?
I love how ‘it’ is carrying a tiny little shopping bag. Precious.
Looks like she’s pointing to poop.
Get out of here you jackass!
Don’t be silly. She can’t spell jellyfish
Dammit. That’s hilarious.
Pre-cougar skanky!
Naw, that would be an insult to tubas and tuba players everywhere. Sorry, but we have standards. ;)
Now can she sing
The bit about the dove taking a nosedive was better…
that is quite the masonic symbol on the front of that pulpit he’s preaching from.
That was a two-comment bit:
Great White Pygmy: “Shouldn’t the dove be facing upwards and soaring to a better existence instead of taking a big nose dive?”
Joe Schmoe: “Well, it IS Jeff Con[a]way’s funeral.”
And while I wouldn’t mind seeing comment dialogues called out here rather than just singlets, Fish isn’t doing that. (Yet?)
Who the fuck is that? Is that a man or a woman???
In my next tape he is going to put it right here.
So much for lunch..
Lol so wrong yet so funny.
Damn…wish I was a still a kid when it was cool to have dark circles under my eyes.
This bitch is crazy….why waste your time being a half-ass pop act when you can be #1 in the WWF. “It’s Britney the Barber Beefcake, BITCH”
she’s got “O.J. tan”…think about it.
Maple Christ’s™ fetus must’ve just kicked.
no way did he rape her because i know for a fact Levi Johnston always yells “SURPRISE!” first before mounting the females.
AND the males… WOOF!
That is one seriously sexy man.
You’re being serious right now?
either Benji has gotten HUGE or that dude is really tiny..i think it’s the latter.
No smokey eye for her, hers are crispy fried.
Oh man that’s good