The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 33

June 25th, 2011 // 149 Comments

Welcome to the 33rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I’d just like to say a special thanks to the comments that really made me laugh this week, but got lost in the mix on account of the Ryan Dunn flame wars. I’m talking about you, Steven Spielberg conspiracy theorists on the Megan Fox post with your wacky talks of eugenics and claims of colluding with George Lucas and James Cameron to propagandize America into accepting our new Chinese overlords. I saw what you did there.

Tip of the hat to New York for stepping out of the Dark Ages,

- The Superficial

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  1. Taylor Momsen
    Tom
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    ‘Nother monkey-faced blonde.

  2. David Hasselhoff
    Johnny Cage
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    this is the best one

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Jeebus
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    Major fail due to inability to spell “recycle.” Merely a minor fail otherwise.

  4. Trace Cyrus
    Jeebus
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    Made me cringe but funny.

  5. David Hasselhoff
    The joaker
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    First one I actually laughed at. Hell, first I even smiled at

  6. David Hasselhoff
    RandaI
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    lol this one is hysterical

  7. Linsday Lohan Court Probation Violation
    Cock Dr
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    The poolboy counts as hired help, not a “friend. Problem solved.
    Settle down McBeef. LiLo knows how to exploit the loopholes.

  8. Trace Cyrus
    Cock Dr
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    That was great.

  9. Michael Bay Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
    argleblargle
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    Would be funnier if he were actually holding an iPhone.

  10. Chyna Adult Video Back Door To Chyna
    SIN
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    LAME comment to use

  11. Calista Flockhart Harrison Ford Kissing
    Ruth
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    Aw man, I just ate too. Gross!!!

  12. Britney Spears
    cc
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    My favorite for this week, fer sur.

  13. Bristol Palin Memoir Levi Johnston Rape
    Ruth
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    Well, she looks like a 35 year old, so that’s got to count for something?

  14. Taylor Momsen
    Jesus-Is-Lord.com
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    She’s needs the Lord Jesus Christ in her life to free her from her sins.

  15. Britney Spears
    Emilay
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    or a cheese platter.

  16. Britney Spears
    GuyLeDouche
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    Excellent! Love the Family Guy reference.

  17. Coyote
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    That Right Tom has always wanted a Few Good Men

  18. Bristol Palin Memoir Levi Johnston Rape
    Coyote
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    I thought She dropped out of High School when she got knocked up

  19. Trace Cyrus
    Coyote
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    It puts the Lotion on it’s Skin

  20. Britney Spears
    mafme
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    Legs…

  21. Calista Flockhart Harrison Ford Kissing
    Trixie
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    Hahha. That is seriously gross.

  22. David Hasselhoff
    Ponkur
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    Best by far!

  23. Casey

    “Tip of the hat to New York for stepping out of the Dark Ages,”

    Well said. :)

  24. Taylor Momsen
    zoya
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    Her teeth are the same color as her hair – gross.

  25. Britney Spears
    zoya
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    Britney, I was rooting for you all along. But, you look like a pop star gone to seed. The days of wearing sparkly bras and cut off short are over. Cover up your chest & abs, show off those awesome legs.

  26. Kim Kardashian Butt X-Ray
    ugh
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    LOL. props to Trixie for the great line

  27. Chyna Adult Video Back Door To Chyna
    zoya
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    Kat VonD in 5 yrs???? Who is this?

  28. Kirstie Alley
    zoya
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    I don’t care what anybody says, I like her. And she looks fantastic.

  29. Trace Cyrus
    zoya
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    I love how ‘it’ is carrying a tiny little shopping bag. Precious.

  30. Kim Kardashian Butt X-Ray
    zoya
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    Looks like she’s pointing to poop.

  31. AMD Sux
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    Get out of here you jackass!

  32. Britney Spears
    linds
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    Don’t be silly. She can’t spell jellyfish

  33. David Hasselhoff
    Fig
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    Dammit. That’s hilarious.

  34. Britney Spears
    bonerofcuntention
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    Pre-cougar skanky!

  35. Britney Spears
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    Naw, that would be an insult to tubas and tuba players everywhere. Sorry, but we have standards. ;)

  36. Britney Spears
    zzh
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    Now can she sing

  37. Corey Feldman
    M
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    The bit about the dove taking a nosedive was better…

    • ChonchArcola

      that is quite the masonic symbol on the front of that pulpit he’s preaching from.

    • TomFrank

      That was a two-comment bit:

      Great White Pygmy: “Shouldn’t the dove be facing upwards and soaring to a better existence instead of taking a big nose dive?”

      Joe Schmoe: “Well, it IS Jeff Con[a]way’s funeral.”

      And while I wouldn’t mind seeing comment dialogues called out here rather than just singlets, Fish isn’t doing that. (Yet?)

  38. Trace Cyrus
    M
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    Who the fuck is that? Is that a man or a woman???

  39. Kim Kardashian Butt X-Ray
    scavenger
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    In my next tape he is going to put it right here.

  40. Calista Flockhart Harrison Ford Kissing
    Jovy
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    So much for lunch..

  41. Adam Scott
    Jovy
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    Lol so wrong yet so funny.

  42. Damn…wish I was a still a kid when it was cool to have dark circles under my eyes.

  43. Britney Spears
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    This bitch is crazy….why waste your time being a half-ass pop act when you can be #1 in the WWF. “It’s Britney the Barber Beefcake, BITCH”

  44. Linsday Lohan Court Probation Violation
    ChonchArcola
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    she’s got “O.J. tan”…think about it.

  45. Selena Gomez
    ChonchArcola
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    Maple Christ’s™ fetus must’ve just kicked.

  46. Bristol Palin Memoir Levi Johnston Rape
    ChonchArcola
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    no way did he rape her because i know for a fact Levi Johnston always yells “SURPRISE!” first before mounting the females.

  47. Sam Elliot
    sasha
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    That is one seriously sexy man.

  48. Ryan Gosling
    ChonchArcola
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    either Benji has gotten HUGE or that dude is really tiny..i think it’s the latter.

  49. sasha

    No smokey eye for her, hers are crispy fried.

  50. David Hasselhoff
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    Oh man that’s good

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