The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 32

June 18th, 2011 // 93 Comments

Welcome to the thirty two-th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where almost anyone who makes a Star Wars, and now Watchmen, quote automatically makes the cut because I wore glasses until the ninth grade and spent my Friday nights begging my mom to order me Star Wars shit off of QVC. But enough about the taut, sexual thriller full of intrigue and ballet from director Darren Aronofsky that is my origin.

And now the funny words I wish I thought of first,

- The Superficial

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  1. Joe Jonas
    miguelito
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    he’s fucking ugly – i mean, the guy behind him

  2. John Edwards Mugshot
    Nik
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    Best comment.

  3. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Suicide Attempt
    Nik
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    Dude that looks like a very bad pimple on her hand.

  4. Crystal Harris Hugh Hefner
    Nik
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    She looks much older than 23.

  5. Rihanna
    Fart
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    yins is crazy

  6. Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour
    Fart
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    so good

  7. Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour
    Cock Dr
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    Commenter “JC” strikes comedy gold.

  8. Sylvester Stallone Mike Tyson
    Woot
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    Love it

  9. Sylvester Stallone Mike Tyson
    Squishy
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    Brilliant!

  10. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Suicide Attempt
    Squishy
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    Looks a little like a Kardashian cousin twice removed.

  11. Crystal Harris Hugh Hefner
    Squishy
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    She looks like Blake Lively’s long lost sister.

  12. Zooey Deschanel
    Squishy
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    Zooey is a multi-talented hotty!

  13. Angelina Jolie
    Neen
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    that’s gold right there!

  14. Lady Gaga
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    One of this weeks best.

  15. Pamela Anderson Storm Trooper Helmet
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    Best.

  16. Deryn

    You left out some spit-take-worthy stuff by Codot. Boo, Fish. There aren’t so many comments that you can’t read them all and get to know some newer readers. And now I’m making “shame on you” fingers at you.

  17. the captain

    psssssst: people with these sort of haircuts & this smile: DO NOT TRUST THEM, folks!!

  18. John Edwards Mugshot
    Anna
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    haha ..his face says exactly that ))

  19. Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour
    Jill_Ess
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    fave!

  20. Prince William
    Jon
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    Royal Family is so stupid. I’ll never understand why some find it appealing or cool to talk about it or care about their lives. They are like an 18th century version of the Hilton family. And being the head of England ain’t what it used to be. Even Donald Trump is cooler by comparison.

  21. Rosie O'Donnell
    Mandi
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    hhahahaaaaaa

  22. Sylvester Stallone Mike Tyson
    slim shade
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    Eh…not bad

  23. Crystal Harris Hugh Hefner
    uh...
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    that’s *supposed to* be funny?? fish needs a new ‘best of’ picker, big time

  24. Michelle Obama
    uh...
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    psychopath

  25. Billy Dee Williams
    uh...
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    surprised it wasn’t some ancient Colt 45 joke

  26. Tea Leoni
    uh...
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    oh I get it…Graduate ref

  27. Liev Schrieber
    uh...
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    meh

  28. Russell Crowe Fat
    Kate
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    Or a John Goodman reference, whichever. We all know Fish loves intentionally-calling-people-by-the-wrong-name jokes.

  29. Rosie O'Donnell
    SamAttack
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    omg…. that is too funny…

  30. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Suicide Attempt
    person1
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    that’s not a wart… It’s a dermal piercing on her hand.

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