Welcome to the thirty two-th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where almost anyone who makes a Star Wars, and now Watchmen, quote automatically makes the cut because I wore glasses until the ninth grade and spent my Friday nights begging my mom to order me Star Wars shit off of QVC. But enough about the taut, sexual thriller full of intrigue and ballet from director Darren Aronofsky that is my origin.
And now the funny words I wish I thought of first,
- The Superficial
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he’s fucking ugly – i mean, the guy behind him
Best comment.
Dude that looks like a very bad pimple on her hand.
She looks much older than 23.
yins is crazy
so good
Commenter “JC” strikes comedy gold.
Love it
Brilliant!
Looks a little like a Kardashian cousin twice removed.
She looks like Blake Lively’s long lost sister.
Zooey is a multi-talented hotty!
that’s gold right there!
One of this weeks best.
Best.
You left out some spit-take-worthy stuff by Codot. Boo, Fish. There aren’t so many comments that you can’t read them all and get to know some newer readers. And now I’m making “shame on you” fingers at you.
psssssst: people with these sort of haircuts & this smile: DO NOT TRUST THEM, folks!!
haha ..his face says exactly that ))
fave!
Royal Family is so stupid. I’ll never understand why some find it appealing or cool to talk about it or care about their lives. They are like an 18th century version of the Hilton family. And being the head of England ain’t what it used to be. Even Donald Trump is cooler by comparison.
hhahahaaaaaa
Eh…not bad
that’s *supposed to* be funny?? fish needs a new ‘best of’ picker, big time
psychopath
surprised it wasn’t some ancient Colt 45 joke
oh I get it…Graduate ref
meh
Or a John Goodman reference, whichever. We all know Fish loves intentionally-calling-people-by-the-wrong-name jokes.
omg…. that is too funny…
that’s not a wart… It’s a dermal piercing on her hand.