The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 31

June 11th, 2011 // 222 Comments

Welcome to the 31st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet bringing you only the best in Internet comments, handpicked from the threads with all the hate, vitriol and warning signs of deviant sexual behavior you’ve come to expect. Think of us like the guy selling vegetables on the side of the road except the vegetables are penis jokes and now you know for certain these stands are nothing but a front to stab hitchhikers. Especially the Amish ones.

Blowing cases wide open,

- The Superficial

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  1. anonym

    chewbacca is 5’10.
    her height is not her problem.
    there are supermodels that tall.

  2. bing

    Huge fat degenerated sub-human :-(

  3. Rancid

    The only thing missing are screaming Japanese people running away from her.

  4. Khloe Kardashian
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    She’s the Shemp of the Kardashian sisters.

  5. Anthony Wiener Wife Pregnant
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    How about that? A skinny, smart Indian.

  6. Jocelyn Wildenstein
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    I want to look like THIS (holds up jack o’lantern)

  7. Peter Dinklage Wife Pregnant
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    must be nice to be able to wipe your ass just by standing up and rubbing your butt on the roll

  8. Spaulding

    Can we get it spayed so as to avoid more spawn?

  9. Milo

    Rosie O’Donnell is looking good… I’m impressed, Rosie. Keep up the good work!

  10. Anthony Wiener Wife Pregnant
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    If he wanted to send someone a picture of something startling, yes, the nose would have been a good place to start.

  11. Kim Kardashian Cheating Brett Lockett
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looks downright grotesque in that picture.

  12. Ashton Kutcher
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    He made up for the lack of a scarf by wearing a creased, frayed hat. Geez, do I have to explain every aspect of fashion to you guys?

  13. Deena Cortese
    lk
    Commented on this photo:

    f*cking fantastic!

  14. Kelly Ripa
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually eats????

  15. Kim Kardashian Cheating Brett Lockett
    Linus van Pelt
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    Too bad Kim, your attempted “It’s the Great Pumpkin” distraction of stuffing your ass in an orange skirt has failed to keep us from noticing how hideous the rest of you looks. Better luck next time.

  16. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    God dammit!!

  17. Khloe Kardashian
    marisa
    Commented on this photo:

    gosh that giant kardashian chic’s a MONSTER!

  18. Khloe Kardashian
    marisa
    Commented on this photo:

    ahhhhh a MONSTER i tell you!

  19. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    don
    Commented on this photo:

    It still amazes me how stupid the twilight followers are….

  20. Chyna Sex Tape
    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    the joke is she complained about “sexual harassment”….
    and she so hurting for money she is going to do porn now….get it?

  21. Ice-T
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Big freakin’ deal. Bunch of fuckin’ Philadelphia lawyers in here today. If it makes you happy I’ll wave an original Sugar Hill Gang LP in front of your nose.

  22. Holy fucking gigantosaur.

  23. Deena Cortese
    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    I imagine that being spoken by the guy who plays Timmy on Rules of Engagement.

  24. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass
    Rox
    Commented on this photo:

    she does has a butt and its a normal one, people may think she is flat cause we’re so used to see Kim kardashians butt ( the biggest and ugliest butt in the entire world) compared to her yes its Flat, enough said!

  25. Mr. T
    andreabeth
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a little old lady who is hanging onto her purse for dear life.

  26. Andy Garcia
    gigi
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    still hot, no matter what

  27. Ashton Kutcher
    RebelMinion
    Commented on this photo:

    The drunk from Mayberry called, he wants his hat back.

  28. Interred Ferguson

    John Candy FAKED his death years ago, and the disguise is getting thin.

  29. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
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    This one made me laugh aloud.

  30. Jocelyn Wildenstein
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    Ah, Jocelyn. I think you’re beyond any reconstructive help now.

  31. David Hasselhoff
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    So very, very creepy.

  32. April

    Wait, is that Rosie O’Donnell?

  33. wookiewatch

    omg is that lerch from the adams family? “ughhhhhhhhhhh”

  34. Khloe Kardashian
    DollFace
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate this site. You’re all a bunch of 30 year old losers who wish they were famous and beautiful but instead work boring 9 to 5′s and try to hit on young girls. Attention, you male freaks! We don’t want your old, wrinkly asses.Grossness!

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