The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 31

June 11th, 2011 // 222 Comments

Welcome to the 31st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet bringing you only the best in Internet comments, handpicked from the threads with all the hate, vitriol and warning signs of deviant sexual behavior you’ve come to expect. Think of us like the guy selling vegetables on the side of the road except the vegetables are penis jokes and now you know for certain these stands are nothing but a front to stab hitchhikers. Especially the Amish ones.

Blowing cases wide open,

- The Superficial

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  1. Gerard Butler Kanye West CFDA
    huh?
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Kanye West?…what a homo.

  2. Anthony Wiener Wife Pregnant
    Marc
    Commented on this photo:

    I know it’s such a cliché but look at these noses,..

  3. Deena Cortese
    huh?
    Commented on this photo:

    Hilarious…but good lord that is disgusting.

  4. Kelly Ripa
    Guest
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha! Hilarious comment!

  5. Jesscia Simpson Jessica Alba
    Guest
    Commented on this photo:

    HA! That comment is funny … but also a little sad … and mean. Am I a horrible person for laughing?

    • Squishy

      It is sad, that her daddy knows her breast size and comments on it at any time in public, sicko! That your laughing about it, human nature!

  6. Diana

    SHE LOOKS LIKE UNCLE BUCK HERE LMFAO.

  7. CoCo

    Someone needs to tell the Giant to stop standing next to her midget sister if she ever wants us to believe she’s hot. Oh and change the make up, you know you can afford it

  8. Anthony Wiener Wife Pregnant
    sandra
    Commented on this photo:

    The kid is bound to be Pinocchio.

  9. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    sandra
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that woman in the background. See something you like?

  10. Dr Ha-Ha

    She carries around her own personal(ized) doggy-bag?

  11. Allie

    she’s a freakin’ giant.. DAMN SON

  12. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass
    Ho.Lee.Shit
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, why are you even doing this Pippa Middleton thing Fish? NOBODY IN AMERICA GETS IT!!!! Our hotness comes way hotter than this chick. English dudes love it because she’s better looking than Margaret Thatcher. Got it. I feel bad for them but she looks to be in her 40′s anyway….and not the Jennifer Aniston 40′s, the soccer mom 40′s!

  13. rican

    Is the one to the left so small or the Wookie THAT BIG?

  14. Ice-T
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    its funny. so what if he wasn’t in NWA partic duffy has never been a leg replacement and none of the kardashians have been in starwars… yet, I hope George Lucas doesn’t frequent blogs cause you know he’ll cg her in to tap a yet un mined audience

  15. Khloe Kardashian
    Barbara-x-
    Commented on this photo:

    leave her alone peeps

  16. Kim Kardashian Cheating Brett Lockett
    Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    Ever seen a sausage case rupture and the meat spill out? Can’t imagine what just made me think of that.

  17. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Win.

  18. David Hasselhoff
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahaha.

  19. Ice-T
    the whole enchilada
    Commented on this photo:

    agree. take this down due to huge reference fail.

  20. Anthony Wiener Wife Pregnant
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    No actually, he is a cheating bastard and she is a poor innocent impregnated by a using cheating bastard. I hope she moves on and regains her life again!

  21. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Michelle, beautiful as ever!

  22. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Impersonating an android?

  23. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Being constantly hunted by the paparazzi could be compared to rape.

  24. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    An unfortunate meeting between a lousy plastic surgeon and a horrible chemical peel or three…poor chick didn’t know what hit her!

  25. Peter Dinklage Wife Pregnant
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Congrats to Pinklage on his new baby to come!!!

  26. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is actually happy about a nipple slip unless they planned it…aka Timberlake VS Anka!

  27. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, Timberlake VS Jackson!

  28. Gerard Butler Kanye West CFDA
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Classy VS Could never possibly be classy!!

  29. Deena Cortese
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Repeat…

  30. Ice-T
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Repeat…

  31. Katie Holmes
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Repeat…

  32. Chris Noth
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Seems about right, but only Matthew knows…

  33. David Hasselhoff
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Kinda amazing and creepy that he can now lick himself!

  34. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Who cares…

  35. Mr. T
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    He at least works out compared to some suedo celebrities…

  36. Demi Moore
    Camila
    Commented on this photo:

    This made me laugh sooo hard! They are the same person.

  37. Deena Cortese
    Carlton Banks
    Commented on this photo:

    Well played!

  38. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass
    Carlton Banks
    Commented on this photo:

    She has no butt.

    There. I said it. Can we move on.

  39. DeviDog USMC

    Who cares about these pigs their weirdo mother and step dad bruce jenner? I know I don’t ! I wouldn’t give them or Paris Hilton a second glance….all useless money hogs. Talentless wastes of skin…and Chloe is a gargantuan…join the WWE!!!!! Andrea the Giant!

  40. imabrat

    Good heavens…what a behemoth. I feel sorry for her, no matter how much money or botox or plastic, she can’t buy a small frame.
    This is the kind of picture that makes you give thanks for being small.

  41. elle

    What a mess

  42. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    rosie o’donnell looks like she lost some weight

  43. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    Commented on this photo:

    boy, that chimp attack lady’s new face isnt all that great

  44. Ice-T
    Commented on this photo:

    FAIL

  45. Khloe Kardashian
    Hey Hick Fuck You
    Commented on this photo:

    Do not make kardashian smash! You know like Kardashian when he is angry!

  46. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Hey Hick Fuck You
    Commented on this photo:

    I never saw that thread, but the “winning” comment seems kind of lame.

  47. Khloe Kardashian
    Minkita
    Commented on this photo:

    damn this woman looks terrible!!

  48. the captain

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha: Khloe “The Cow”?
    on the other hand: SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE A BULLDOG HERE.

  49. Kim Kardashian Cheating Brett Lockett
    Mama Pinkus
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    Sad…..it appears no one in this gal’s family or circle of friends feels comfortable telling her the truth.

  50. anonym

    davidette and goliath

    WTF is america’s obsession with these talentless tricks ?

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