Welcome to the 31st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet bringing you only the best in Internet comments, handpicked from the threads with all the hate, vitriol and warning signs of deviant sexual behavior you’ve come to expect. Think of us like the guy selling vegetables on the side of the road except the vegetables are penis jokes and now you know for certain these stands are nothing but a front to stab hitchhikers. Especially the Amish ones.
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FE FI FO FUM …
DINKLAAAGE!
Well Kourtney is 5’0 so…
Shit yeah!
Also, my favorite was the Khloe “Millennium Falcon” one.
/spoilers
oh look it’s sasquatch
My favorite!
http://www.wisconsinbigfoot.com/images/sasquatch.jpg
This clownshoe fuck was nowhere near NWA, pull this shit down.
Good one!
FUCKING PONKUR IS ANNOYING
YOU KNOW WHAT’S NOT FUNNY? YOU
Revolting…all that money and still looks like a complete hot mess. Maybe she ate that little dick Kourtney shacks up with.
Ice Cube looks like hell.
Haha! Scuttlebutt.
Man hands.
NWA would’ve kicked Ice-T’s ass.
Has any journalist ever asked her if she thinks she’s talented and beautiful ?
Excellent!
Oh god, random humor. Referencing completely unrelated people in jokes/comments has become something of a sport on this site.
Except this one makes sense because Aubrey O’Day’s ham-shaped vagina was referenced earlier in the week, and Jack Black is fat. So… yeah.
Wow. She used to box at mal’s gym in Lowell, ma. She was SO soft spoken and petite. She looked totally different. She has really…changed.
Why does this photo exist? It’s amazing.
??? Missed this one…
The commenter is comparing Demi Moore to Alice Cooper, who was a rock star before your time.
Man, I miss the good ol’ days when this section of the page wasn’t up and people were just funny as hell because they were nasty soulless people (that’s totally meant to be a compliment) with too much free time on their hands. Now I think people are trying too hard to make this list, and very rarely is anything ever funny anymore. I used to look forward to this but now I’m like “Oh god, another ‘insert completely unrelated celebrity’s name here’ joke…”
But to the people who are just nasty and soulless and jobless who are keeping it real and just being dicks like they’ve always been, I salute you. It’s slow pickings now but someone in Hollywood will go to jail or punch their wife in no time.
That means you should at least find this palatable, because any comments made within can no longer be considered since this is the list.
I do, I love these comments. They are almost always the funniest of the week– that is, the snarky comments putting down the “winning” comments and the comments below for whatever picture Fish uses to introduce the section.
I beg your pardon, I DO have a job, I got one last month.
Excellent indeed.
Brilliant!
:-)
Best comment so far. Made me crack up.
OH! I thought we were talking about chins.
HA me too. And then I saw the very telling little pink star and it was clear to me..
DERP
What’s this?? A wookee with leopard print feet… WHAT!!
Simple and effective. This is my favorite.
Is this picture doctored? Or is she seriously that big right now? You’ve got money, hire a personal trainer and a chef; if you don’t you’re just that lazy.
Oops, I just sharted. We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go…
Little Richard, en fuego. Banner week, son!
Gracias amigo.
Truly a keen observation.
Nice one!
Does anyone honestly still believe they had the same father?
I am not even convinced they are of the same species….
Yeah, there’s no way the father’s not either Wookie or Sasquatch.
I wonder why Schwarzennegger just has not fessed up and admitted that she is his kid. It might actually get them both some much needed sympathy.
Pregnant and extra pregnant.
They want Kim to ride out all of the publicity of her engagement before they announce… I’m just guessing.
Khloe looks like Elvis in his final year. Good for her!
If only she throws up a medicine cabinet full of pills and has a heart attack while her bulbous head is still immersed in the toilet. The summer would be complete!
It’s getting a tad bit nipply in here.
funny ))
On plus side she’s giving us all the fuckyou finger.
KONG HUNGRY
GET FOOD
PUT IN BIG BAG
That’s like saying Jimi Hendrix was in Led Zeppelin.
HAAAAAAH
Yeah, this is terrible. At least get the reference right if you’re going to make a joke.
Best one for sure.
who the hell is that
I think I know what was in that train car in Super 8…
lol..
Brilliant!