The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 31

June 11th, 2011 // 222 Comments

Welcome to the 31st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet bringing you only the best in Internet comments, handpicked from the threads with all the hate, vitriol and warning signs of deviant sexual behavior you’ve come to expect. Think of us like the guy selling vegetables on the side of the road except the vegetables are penis jokes and now you know for certain these stands are nothing but a front to stab hitchhikers. Especially the Amish ones.

Blowing cases wide open,

- The Superficial

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  1. vandinz

    FE FI FO FUM …

  2. Andy Garcia
    Maruli
    Commented on this photo:

    DINKLAAAGE!

  3. Anonymous

    Well Kourtney is 5’0 so…

  4. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    Hemingway
    Commented on this photo:

    Shit yeah!

    Also, my favorite was the Khloe “Millennium Falcon” one.

    /spoilers

  5. right

    oh look it’s sasquatch

  6. Kelly Ripa
    Lunt
    Commented on this photo:

    My favorite!

  7. Ice-T
    bob
    Commented on this photo:

    This clownshoe fuck was nowhere near NWA, pull this shit down.

  8. Deena Cortese
    Commented on this photo:

    Good one!

  9. Katie Holmes
    SFord
    Commented on this photo:

    FUCKING PONKUR IS ANNOYING

  10. Mr. T
    SFord
    Commented on this photo:

    YOU KNOW WHAT’S NOT FUNNY? YOU

  11. puddleduck

    Revolting…all that money and still looks like a complete hot mess. Maybe she ate that little dick Kourtney shacks up with.

  12. Ice-T
    Commented on this photo:

    Ice Cube looks like hell.

  13. Patrick Duffy
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha! Scuttlebutt.

  14. burstingbladder

    Man hands.

  15. Ice-T
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    NWA would’ve kicked Ice-T’s ass.

  16. bing

    Has any journalist ever asked her if she thinks she’s talented and beautiful ?

  17. Mr. T
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Excellent!

  18. Jack Black
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh god, random humor. Referencing completely unrelated people in jokes/comments has become something of a sport on this site.

    • Anon

      Except this one makes sense because Aubrey O’Day’s ham-shaped vagina was referenced earlier in the week, and Jack Black is fat. So… yeah.

  19. Chyna Sex Tape
    Big Ass Bunny Feet
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. She used to box at mal’s gym in Lowell, ma. She was SO soft spoken and petite. She looked totally different. She has really…changed.

  20. David Hasselhoff
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does this photo exist? It’s amazing.

  21. Demi Moore
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    ??? Missed this one…

  22. Brooke

    Man, I miss the good ol’ days when this section of the page wasn’t up and people were just funny as hell because they were nasty soulless people (that’s totally meant to be a compliment) with too much free time on their hands. Now I think people are trying too hard to make this list, and very rarely is anything ever funny anymore. I used to look forward to this but now I’m like “Oh god, another ‘insert completely unrelated celebrity’s name here’ joke…”

    But to the people who are just nasty and soulless and jobless who are keeping it real and just being dicks like they’ve always been, I salute you. It’s slow pickings now but someone in Hollywood will go to jail or punch their wife in no time.

    • Dr Ha-Ha

      That means you should at least find this palatable, because any comments made within can no longer be considered since this is the list.

      • Brooke

        I do, I love these comments. They are almost always the funniest of the week– that is, the snarky comments putting down the “winning” comments and the comments below for whatever picture Fish uses to introduce the section.

    • woodhorse

      I beg your pardon, I DO have a job, I got one last month.

  23. Mr. T
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Excellent indeed.

  24. Chris Noth
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant!

  25. Steven Spielberg
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    :-)

  26. Jocelyn Wildenstein
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    Best comment so far. Made me crack up.

  27. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip
    Marshall Crist
    Commented on this photo:

    OH! I thought we were talking about chins.

  28. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    joe mama
    Commented on this photo:

    DERP

  29. Khloe Kardashian
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s this?? A wookee with leopard print feet… WHAT!!

  30. Gerard Butler Kanye West CFDA
    Commented on this photo:

    Simple and effective. This is my favorite.

  31. Bubba

    Is this picture doctored? Or is she seriously that big right now? You’ve got money, hire a personal trainer and a chef; if you don’t you’re just that lazy.

  32. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Niecy
    Commented on this photo:

    Oops, I just sharted. We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go…

  33. Gerard Butler Kanye West CFDA
    Commented on this photo:

    Little Richard, en fuego. Banner week, son!

  34. Demi Moore
    Commented on this photo:

    Truly a keen observation.

  35. Mr. T
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice one!

  36. Khloe Kardashian
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    Does anyone honestly still believe they had the same father?

  37. I wonder why Schwarzennegger just has not fessed up and admitted that she is his kid. It might actually get them both some much needed sympathy.

  38. Khloe Kardashian
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Pregnant and extra pregnant.
    They want Kim to ride out all of the publicity of her engagement before they announce… I’m just guessing.

  39. Abby Normal

    Khloe looks like Elvis in his final year. Good for her!

    • Hey Hick Fuck You

      If only she throws up a medicine cabinet full of pills and has a heart attack while her bulbous head is still immersed in the toilet. The summer would be complete!

  40. Chyna Sex Tape
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s getting a tad bit nipply in here.

  41. Katie Holmes
    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    funny ))

  42. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    fap
    Commented on this photo:

    On plus side she’s giving us all the fuckyou finger.

  43. nabfw

    KONG HUNGRY

    GET FOOD

    PUT IN BIG BAG

  44. Ice-T
    fartbucket
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s like saying Jimi Hendrix was in Led Zeppelin.

  45. Ice-T
    chinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, this is terrible. At least get the reference right if you’re going to make a joke.

  46. Peter Dinklage Wife Pregnant
    pascale
    Commented on this photo:

    Best one for sure.

  47. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    michmasterflex
    Commented on this photo:

    who the hell is that

  48. Scully

    I think I know what was in that train car in Super 8…

  49. Khloe Kardashian
    m3essential
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant!

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