The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 31

June 11th, 2011 // 222 Comments

Welcome to the 31st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet bringing you only the best in Internet comments, handpicked from the threads with all the hate, vitriol and warning signs of deviant sexual behavior you’ve come to expect. Think of us like the guy selling vegetables on the side of the road except the vegetables are penis jokes and now you know for certain these stands are nothing but a front to stab hitchhikers. Especially the Amish ones.

Blowing cases wide open,

- The Superficial

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  1. Chris Noth
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that’s funny I don’t care who you are. – SJP

  2. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    jenna
    Commented on this photo:

    lol thats hilarious

  3. Demi Moore
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, Alice has natural breast, and softer skin

  4. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    jenna
    Commented on this photo:

    hahaaaa

  5. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yay!

  6. Chyna Sex Tape
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember this comment. I didn’t realize it was a joke.

    • Brooke

      I guess it’s a funny joke because she’s not on her back taking it anymore? Maybe it’s British humor and I just can’t catch it.

    • Melissa

      I dunno, maybe I’m wrong but I think the comment is meant to be sarcastic like… she had issues dealing with sexual harassment in the wwe but here she is in a barely there bathing suit showing off her body…

      • still hit it

        the joke is she complained about “sexual harassment”….
        and she so hurting for money she is going to do porn now….get it?

  7. Jesscia Simpson Jessica Alba
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Jess should have pulled those shorts up a little higher. Didn’t her daddy teach her anything?

  8. Khloe Kardashian
    Urbanspaceman
    Commented on this photo:

    The “John Candy” quip was funnier.

  9. Khloe Kardashian
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL

  10. Anthony Wiener Wife Pregnant
    Urbanspaceman
    Commented on this photo:

    When people who like these two have sex, do they fantasize about other grotesque-looking people?

  11. Ice-T
    jm
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t recall Ice-T being in NWA…

  12. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    Urbanspaceman
    Commented on this photo:

    How many bags would it take to make this do-able?

  13. Cock Dr

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  14. Chris Noth
    Urbanspaceman
    Commented on this photo:

    Amen.

  15. Patrick Duffy
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    HAAA! Patrick Duffy leg! brilliant!

  16. Khloe Kardashian
    dinky
    Commented on this photo:

    Miss Piggy and John Candy have a lovechild ?

  17. Catherine Zeta-Jones
    Urbanspaceman
    Commented on this photo:

    CZJ really has the most amazingly realistic-looking fake breasts that I have ever seen. The sagging has been done perfectly.

  18. Patrick Duffy
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh…South Park reference.

    • Brooke

      Since I think that episode came out when I was in high school, I had to refer to the comments to understand it. And I’m a pretty avid South Park watcher. I’m getting forgetful.

  19. Ice-T
    Ace of Spades
    Commented on this photo:

    I just had to share this on Facebook because it is SO freakin’ true. Props to CC.

  20. Gstizzle

    She looks like miss piggy .. blegh

  21. Ice-T
    Ace of Spades
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, and I have to note: NWA was with Ice Cube, not Ice T, but still… as a front man for Body Count, that ain’t too far fetched.

  22. Anthony Wiener Wife Pregnant
    Artie Fatbuckle
    Commented on this photo:

    Please please please name the baby Oscar Mayer!

  23. Peter Dinklage Wife Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    Best comment of the week.

  24. Ice-T
    Commented on this photo:

    So close, and yet….

  25. Catherine Zeta-Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Very mean and very funny.

  26. Mr. T
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s funny because it’s true.

  27. Kim Kardashian Cheating Brett Lockett
    Tara Overholt
    Commented on this photo:

    Coco looks better blonde.

  28. TomFrank

    Hopefully by next week, Anthony Weiner’s troubles will have blown over, and he’ll have the time to post here as “McFeely Smackup” again.

  29. Steven Spielberg
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahahahahahaha

  30. Khloe Kardashian
    Lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, look at the size of that fucking head.

    • cc

      You see, contrary to popular belief the Kardashians don’t really trace their lineage back to Armenia, they trace it back to Easter Island.

  31. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    I love KStew! (Though that dress is a terrible fit.)

  32. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    moldovian nights
    Commented on this photo:

    as a doctor, this looks like craniodiaphyseal dysplasia to me. it’s an extremely rare, disfiguring, sclerotic bone disorder. The condition usually results in neurological disorders and death during childhood. but then again,
    what do i know, i’m just a doctor of philosophy

  33. Khloe Kardashian
    kirby
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like a rich Sultan.

  34. Nicole

    Unflattering.. poor girl

  35. Nug

    Chris Humphries is wearing drag now?

  36. Khloe Kardashian
    Nug
    Commented on this photo:

    Even her bag’s giant.

  37. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Nug
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, you can tell by the way he use his walk,
    He’s a woman’s man—no time to talk.

    Stayin’ alive stayin’ alive ha ha ha ha stayin’ aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive.

    Nice strut Hoff…even if booze induced.

  38. woodhorse

    Like when I see a Crane with its gullet full of fish, I am wondering when she’s going to swallow.

  39. mupp

    Seriously what the hell is that?

  40. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    Nug
    Commented on this photo:

    Why on Earth would scientists think it would be a good idea, to combine the DNA of Christina Aguilera and Amanda Bynes?

  41. Peter Dinklage Wife Pregnant
    Nug
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does this picture make me think he’s challenging me to a show-down?

  42. Jam

    She is SO freaking huge, compared to her sister. And everyone else. And still tries so hard to be “sexy”, poor thing.

  43. Ashton Kutcher
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! K-Fed lost a lot of weight!

  44. Peter Dinklage Wife Pregnant
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    I heard that he’s hung like a light switch.

  45. Peter Dinklage Wife Pregnant
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    HA! Best so far!!

  46. Deena Cortese
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    love!

  47. Anthony Wiener Wife Pregnant
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    wife in the left hand, phone in the right. I bet he had a major hard-on in that photo.

  48. Peter Dinklage Wife Pregnant
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    I actually laughed out loud

  49. Deena Cortese
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA

  50. Kim Kardashian Cheating Brett Lockett
    roseY
    Commented on this photo:

    does she even own a mirror????

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