Welcome to the 31st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet bringing you only the best in Internet comments, handpicked from the threads with all the hate, vitriol and warning signs of deviant sexual behavior you’ve come to expect. Think of us like the guy selling vegetables on the side of the road except the vegetables are penis jokes and now you know for certain these stands are nothing but a front to stab hitchhikers. Especially the Amish ones.
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Gstizzle | June 11, 2011 at 12:39 pm
She looks like miss piggy .. blegh
TomFrank | June 11, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Hopefully by next week, Anthony Weiner’s troubles will have blown over, and he’ll have the time to post here as “McFeely Smackup” again.
Nicole | June 11, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Unflattering.. poor girl
Nug | June 11, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Chris Humphries is wearing drag now?
woodhorse | June 11, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Like when I see a Crane with its gullet full of fish, I am wondering when she’s going to swallow.
mupp | June 11, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Seriously what the hell is that?
Jam | June 11, 2011 at 2:21 pm
She is SO freaking huge, compared to her sister. And everyone else. And still tries so hard to be “sexy”, poor thing.
vandinz | June 11, 2011 at 3:24 pm
FE FI FO FUM …
Anonymous | June 11, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Well Kourtney is 5’0 so…
right | June 11, 2011 at 4:19 pm
oh look it’s sasquatch
right | June 11, 2011 at 4:23 pm
http://www.wisconsinbigfoot.com/images/sasquatch.jpg
puddleduck | June 11, 2011 at 4:58 pm
Revolting…all that money and still looks like a complete hot mess. Maybe she ate that little dick Kourtney shacks up with.
burstingbladder | June 11, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Man hands.
bing | June 11, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Has any journalist ever asked her if she thinks she’s talented and beautiful ?
Brooke | June 11, 2011 at 6:04 pm
Man, I miss the good ol’ days when this section of the page wasn’t up and people were just funny as hell because they were nasty soulless people (that’s totally meant to be a compliment) with too much free time on their hands. Now I think people are trying too hard to make this list, and very rarely is anything ever funny anymore. I used to look forward to this but now I’m like “Oh god, another ‘insert completely unrelated celebrity’s name here’ joke…”
But to the people who are just nasty and soulless and jobless who are keeping it real and just being dicks like they’ve always been, I salute you. It’s slow pickings now but someone in Hollywood will go to jail or punch their wife in no time.
Dr Ha-Ha | June 12, 2011 at 6:00 am
That means you should at least find this palatable, because any comments made within can no longer be considered since this is the list.
Brooke | June 12, 2011 at 8:49 pm
I do, I love these comments. They are almost always the funniest of the week– that is, the snarky comments putting down the “winning” comments and the comments below for whatever picture Fish uses to introduce the section.
woodhorse | June 12, 2011 at 10:50 pm
I beg your pardon, I DO have a job, I got one last month.
Bubba | June 11, 2011 at 8:03 pm
Is this picture doctored? Or is she seriously that big right now? You’ve got money, hire a personal trainer and a chef; if you don’t you’re just that lazy.
Robert Acquafresca | June 11, 2011 at 9:26 pm
I wonder why Schwarzennegger just has not fessed up and admitted that she is his kid. It might actually get them both some much needed sympathy.
Abby Normal | June 11, 2011 at 9:46 pm
Khloe looks like Elvis in his final year. Good for her!
Hey Hick Fuck You | June 12, 2011 at 10:21 pm
If only she throws up a medicine cabinet full of pills and has a heart attack while her bulbous head is still immersed in the toilet. The summer would be complete!
nabfw | June 11, 2011 at 10:32 pm
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Scully | June 12, 2011 at 12:07 am
I think I know what was in that train car in Super 8…
Gstizzle | June 12, 2011 at 10:20 pm
lol..
Diana | June 12, 2011 at 3:20 am
SHE LOOKS LIKE UNCLE BUCK HERE LMFAO.
CoCo | June 12, 2011 at 4:55 am
Someone needs to tell the Giant to stop standing next to her midget sister if she ever wants us to believe she’s hot. Oh and change the make up, you know you can afford it
Dr Ha-Ha | June 12, 2011 at 5:56 am
She carries around her own personal(ized) doggy-bag?
Allie | June 12, 2011 at 7:53 am
she’s a freakin’ giant.. DAMN SON
rican | June 12, 2011 at 8:56 am
Is the one to the left so small or the Wookie THAT BIG?
UnholyKrep | June 13, 2011 at 11:29 am
yes.
DeviDog USMC | June 12, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Who cares about these pigs their weirdo mother and step dad bruce jenner? I know I don’t ! I wouldn’t give them or Paris Hilton a second glance….all useless money hogs. Talentless wastes of skin…and Chloe is a gargantuan…join the WWE!!!!! Andrea the Giant!
imabrat | June 12, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Good heavens…what a behemoth. I feel sorry for her, no matter how much money or botox or plastic, she can’t buy a small frame.
This is the kind of picture that makes you give thanks for being small.
elle | June 12, 2011 at 6:22 pm
What a mess
the captain | June 13, 2011 at 1:20 am
hahahahahahahahahahahaha: Khloe “The Cow”?
on the other hand: SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE A BULLDOG HERE.
anonym | June 13, 2011 at 3:08 am
davidette and goliath
WTF is america’s obsession with these talentless tricks ?
anonym | June 13, 2011 at 3:16 am
chewbacca is 5’10.
her height is not her problem.
there are supermodels that tall.
bing | June 13, 2011 at 4:23 am
Huge fat degenerated sub-human :-(
Rancid | June 13, 2011 at 7:42 am
The only thing missing are screaming Japanese people running away from her.
MLVC | June 13, 2011 at 9:45 am
that was the best response EVER.
Rancid | June 13, 2011 at 10:12 am
I am amongst giants here, but thanks :)
Spaulding | June 13, 2011 at 9:43 am
Can we get it spayed so as to avoid more spawn?
Milo | June 13, 2011 at 10:23 am
Rosie O’Donnell is looking good… I’m impressed, Rosie. Keep up the good work!
Life Serial | June 13, 2011 at 3:26 pm
Holy fucking gigantosaur.
Interred Ferguson | June 13, 2011 at 8:15 pm
John Candy FAKED his death years ago, and the disguise is getting thin.
April | June 14, 2011 at 12:50 am
Wait, is that Rosie O’Donnell?
wookiewatch | June 14, 2011 at 6:35 pm
omg is that lerch from the adams family? “ughhhhhhhhhhh”