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Now that’s funny I don’t care who you are. – SJP
lol thats hilarious
Actually, Alice has natural breast, and softer skin
hahaaaa
Yay!
This was one of my favorites! Yaaaay Cock Dr.!
Well done, Doc!
yay Cock Dr, good one:)
I remember this comment. I didn’t realize it was a joke.
I guess it’s a funny joke because she’s not on her back taking it anymore? Maybe it’s British humor and I just can’t catch it.
Well, I don’t know enough—scratch that, I don’t know ANYTHING about the WWE to understand it.
I dunno, maybe I’m wrong but I think the comment is meant to be sarcastic like… she had issues dealing with sexual harassment in the wwe but here she is in a barely there bathing suit showing off her body…
the joke is she complained about “sexual harassment”….
and she so hurting for money she is going to do porn now….get it?
Jess should have pulled those shorts up a little higher. Didn’t her daddy teach her anything?
Nah, her daddy is a breast man.
The “John Candy” quip was funnier.
That’s some kind of an ugly animal
LOL
When people who like these two have sex, do they fantasize about other grotesque-looking people?
Don’t recall Ice-T being in NWA…
How many bags would it take to make this do-able?
Fresh vegetables……mmmmmmmmmm.
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HAAA! Patrick Duffy leg! brilliant!
Miss Piggy and John Candy have a lovechild ?
CZJ really has the most amazingly realistic-looking fake breasts that I have ever seen. The sagging has been done perfectly.
Oh…South Park reference.
Since I think that episode came out when I was in high school, I had to refer to the comments to understand it. And I’m a pretty avid South Park watcher. I’m getting forgetful.
Thanks, Brooke. I was 26 when that episode aired, so now I feel old.
I just had to share this on Facebook because it is SO freakin’ true. Props to CC.
She looks like miss piggy .. blegh
Oh, and I have to note: NWA was with Ice Cube, not Ice T, but still… as a front man for Body Count, that ain’t too far fetched.
Please please please name the baby Oscar Mayer!
Sorry, but that wouldn’t be kosher.
Best comment of the week.
So close, and yet….
Very mean and very funny.
It’s funny because it’s true.
Coco looks better blonde.
Hopefully by next week, Anthony Weiner’s troubles will have blown over, and he’ll have the time to post here as “McFeely Smackup” again.
Hahahahahahaha
Jesus, look at the size of that fucking head.
You see, contrary to popular belief the Kardashians don’t really trace their lineage back to Armenia, they trace it back to Easter Island.
I love KStew! (Though that dress is a terrible fit.)
as a doctor, this looks like craniodiaphyseal dysplasia to me. it’s an extremely rare, disfiguring, sclerotic bone disorder. The condition usually results in neurological disorders and death during childhood. but then again,
what do i know, i’m just a doctor of philosophy
she looks like a rich Sultan.
Unflattering.. poor girl
Chris Humphries is wearing drag now?
Even her bag’s giant.
Well, you can tell by the way he use his walk,
He’s a woman’s man—no time to talk.
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Nice strut Hoff…even if booze induced.
Like when I see a Crane with its gullet full of fish, I am wondering when she’s going to swallow.
Seriously what the hell is that?
Why on Earth would scientists think it would be a good idea, to combine the DNA of Christina Aguilera and Amanda Bynes?
Why does this picture make me think he’s challenging me to a show-down?
She is SO freaking huge, compared to her sister. And everyone else. And still tries so hard to be “sexy”, poor thing.
Wow! K-Fed lost a lot of weight!
As if!
I heard that he’s hung like a light switch.
HA! Best so far!!
love!
wife in the left hand, phone in the right. I bet he had a major hard-on in that photo.
I actually laughed out loud
HAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA
does she even own a mirror????