The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 30

June 4th, 2011 // 88 Comments

He needed this.

Welcome to the 30th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where it should be slowly realizing it’s half-dead as random strands of gray hair hammer that point home. *pops a fistful of Xanax* Where was I and is there even a point to anything anymore? Oh, right, comments. Short gallery today thanks to a short week, but you’ll still find it loaded with hilarity and Aubrey O’Day’s terrifying hooch which you people somehow can’t get enough of. On that note, I’m now in the early stages of launching a cold cuts fetish site and will begin accepting savvy investors, but only if they have the balls to make 800 billion Internet dollars. (Current value = ~2 funny cat photos.)

Printing money,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Kendra Wilkinson
    terry
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet that fat chick’s panties has a shit stain that goes from the top crack of her ass to the bottom crack of her ass.

  2. awordongaybloggers

    nothing funny again, fingers crossed for next week’s posts…

  3. Tila Tequila
    Willy Crawford
    Commented on this photo:

    I ROFLed

  4. Tila Tequila
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    this is the best comment yet which is like saying tila had the most natural tits at whatever event this was

  5. cc

    I hope this is a place where I can make requests….can we get more of this Danish model?

    http://www.sportsgrid.com/media/amalie-wichmann-photos-lakers/?pid=576#image

    There’s a beer in it for somebody.

  6. Alfonso Ribeiro
    TV's Ted Danson
    Commented on this photo:

    I legitimately thought this was a picture of SIN BAD.

    • Studley Hungwell

      You need to get your “whitest black guy” hierarchy right: Its 1. Wayne Brady 2. Sinbad then 3. Alfonso Ribeiro. Dude ain’t white enough to be Sinbad

  7. Shauna Sand
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    In 100 years, someone is going to find a pine box filled with silicone, nipples, lips and clear hooker heels and the mystery will begin.

  8. Kim Kardashian Bikini Ass
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    As with every Kim photo, this one looks completely candid and un-staged.

  9. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like someone let go of her leash… hope she’s spayed

  10. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Greyson
    Commented on this photo:

    We need to fashion a bikini – Stat!

    I know – Let’s tear out the interior of my Mexican boyfriend’s lowrider

  11. Octomom Bikini
    Weaselmouse
    Commented on this photo:

    You know how female cats run around with their asses in the air, howling and rubbing their chests on the floor? When they’re in heat? This is exactly what she looks like all the time.

  12. Mel Gibson
    Fritz
    Commented on this photo:

    Mein Fuhrer!

  13. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Nicole
    Commented on this photo:

    Why wear a bottom at all?? Gheesh… She looks like a ho!

  14. Kim Kardashian Bikini Ass
    Georgia Peach
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, at least he’s half white. ;)

  15. s'up bitches

    Justin Timberlake in another movie? I’ll have a shot of battery acid please…..make it a double.

  16. Justin Bieber Dunking
    Maggie
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a soccer ball?

  17. Janice Dickinson
    freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    Old Lady Legs. Please cover them up.

  18. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    haha, her fupa is starting to curdle

  19. Christina Ricci
    Cindy Elmwood
    Commented on this photo:

    Sad to see Christina Ricci reduced to just a forehead among tits, when she used to have enormous tits herself, before her breast reduction.

  20. Octomom Bikini
    just4fun
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow that is a bad photoshop version. Who’s stomach did they clone?

  21. Alfonso Ribeiro
    lol
    Commented on this photo:

    when i first saw this picture, i thought it was m night shyamalan.

  22. Jessica Simpson Tony Romo Wedding
    bilo weekly ad
    Commented on this photo:

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