The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 30

He needed this.

Welcome to the 30th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where it should be slowly realizing it’s half-dead as random strands of gray hair hammer that point home. *pops a fistful of Xanax* Where was I and is there even a point to anything anymore? Oh, right, comments. Short gallery today thanks to a short week, but you’ll still find it loaded with hilarity and Aubrey O’Day’s terrifying hooch which you people somehow can’t get enough of. On that note, I’m now in the early stages of launching a cold cuts fetish site and will begin accepting savvy investors, but only if they have the balls to make 800 billion Internet dollars. (Current value = ~2 funny cat photos.)

Printing money,

- The Superficial

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