He needed this.
Welcome to the 30th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where it should be slowly realizing it’s half-dead as random strands of gray hair hammer that point home. *pops a fistful of Xanax* Where was I and is there even a point to anything anymore? Oh, right, comments. Short gallery today thanks to a short week, but you’ll still find it loaded with hilarity and Aubrey O’Day’s terrifying hooch which you people somehow can’t get enough of. On that note, I’m now in the early stages of launching a cold cuts fetish site and will begin accepting savvy investors, but only if they have the balls to make 800 billion Internet dollars. (Current value = ~2 funny cat photos.)
Printing money,
- The Superficial
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I bet that fat chick’s panties has a shit stain that goes from the top crack of her ass to the bottom crack of her ass.
nothing funny again, fingers crossed for next week’s posts…
I ROFLed
this is the best comment yet which is like saying tila had the most natural tits at whatever event this was
haha word
I hope this is a place where I can make requests….can we get more of this Danish model?
http://www.sportsgrid.com/media/amalie-wichmann-photos-lakers/?pid=576#image
There’s a beer in it for somebody.
I legitimately thought this was a picture of SIN BAD.
You need to get your “whitest black guy” hierarchy right: Its 1. Wayne Brady 2. Sinbad then 3. Alfonso Ribeiro. Dude ain’t white enough to be Sinbad
Shouldn’t Bryant Gumbel be somewhere in that hierarchy?
In 100 years, someone is going to find a pine box filled with silicone, nipples, lips and clear hooker heels and the mystery will begin.
As with every Kim photo, this one looks completely candid and un-staged.
looks like someone let go of her leash… hope she’s spayed
We need to fashion a bikini – Stat!
I know – Let’s tear out the interior of my Mexican boyfriend’s lowrider
You know how female cats run around with their asses in the air, howling and rubbing their chests on the floor? When they’re in heat? This is exactly what she looks like all the time.
Mein Fuhrer!
Why wear a bottom at all?? Gheesh… She looks like a ho!
Well, at least he’s half white. ;)
Justin Timberlake in another movie? I’ll have a shot of battery acid please…..make it a double.
at least we know why those rumors of him dating Mila Kunis have been going around.
What? You mean how she’s the latest in a parade of beards?
Is that a soccer ball?
Old Lady Legs. Please cover them up.
more like old lady EVERYTHING
haha, her fupa is starting to curdle
Sad to see Christina Ricci reduced to just a forehead among tits, when she used to have enormous tits herself, before her breast reduction.
Wow that is a bad photoshop version. Who’s stomach did they clone?
when i first saw this picture, i thought it was m night shyamalan.
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