The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.42

By: The Superficial / December 21, 2013

Welcome to the potentially last Most Important People on The Internet of 2013 provided you people (You heard me.) don’t suddenly bring your A-game between now and New Year’s forcing us to toss up another one over the holiday which you would, wouldn’t you? This is why I told your mother I wanted a dog. Anyway, the Jonah Hill standing next to Leonardo DiCaprio in a fit of orgasmic glee post paid off handsomely, so I hope you like jokes about that and ones about posts from last week because I saved the few that actually made the cut. I’m a sentimental bitch that way which is also why I somehow have all your baby teeth. *presses finger to your lips* Shhh, shhh, there are only emotions now. Only emotions…

- The Superficial

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