The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.42

December 21st, 2013 // 42 Comments

Welcome to the potentially last Most Important People on The Internet of 2013 provided you people (You heard me.) don’t suddenly bring your A-game between now and New Year’s forcing us to toss up another one over the holiday which you would, wouldn’t you? This is why I told your mother I wanted a dog. Anyway, the Jonah Hill standing next to Leonardo DiCaprio in a fit of orgasmic glee post paid off handsomely, so I hope you like jokes about that and ones about posts from last week because I saved the few that actually made the cut. I’m a sentimental bitch that way which is also why I somehow have all your baby teeth. *presses finger to your lips* Shhh, shhh, there are only emotions now. Only emotions…

- The Superficial

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  1. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
    Jenn
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    This was some damn fine evil. Lori.

  2. Sarah Jessica Parker No Makeup
    mike
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    nice twist on it.

  3. Hayden Panettiere Wladimir Klitschko Heart Hand Symbol Ein Herz Für Kinder Charity Gala
    Cock Dr
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    I’ll bet they have great fun together. Good heavens she looks happy.
    Best of luck with that.

  4. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a strange bunch…those Roman Catholics.

  5. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
    Cock Dr
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    Oh that was awesome. Bravo!

  6. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
    AnnaD.
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    Best of ALL TIME.

  7. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    That was a good one.

  8. Cameron Diaz Mouth Wide Open Annie Set
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    Great reference.

  9. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
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    LOL!

  10. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    Nice.

  11. Hayden Panettiere Wladimir Klitschko Heart Hand Symbol Ein Herz Für Kinder Charity Gala
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    If they ever break up, I pity the guy she hooks up with next.

  12. Jaden Smith
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    I love this one.

  13. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
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    Brilliant. Every word of it true.

  14. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    I’m laughing so hard. Haha!

  15. Madonna Wearing A Grill Brahim Zaibat The Menton Music Festival
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    OMG!!!!!!!

  16. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
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    These are hysterical. This week is SO GOOD.

  17. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
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    This should have ended this edition. Well played.

  18. Madonna Wearing A Grill Brahim Zaibat The Menton Music Festival
    Dirk Diggler
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    with the new cuts in medicare starting this year, Many struggling seniors are being forced to go to mexico for their dental care

  19. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    This one killed me. Glad to see it made the cut,

  20. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
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    For the record, had this been any other week, this would’ve easily been the final comment. I felt like the Leo/Jonah one put a nice cap on things for the holidays, and slightly deviated from tradition.

  21. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
    KC
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    I believe this one might be true.

  22. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    rofl

  23. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    The Superstar and the Piglet.

  24. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
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    Do they even like each other?

  25. Hayden Panettiere Wladimir Klitschko Heart Hand Symbol Ein Herz Für Kinder Charity Gala
    mt
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    He’s gonna feel like a marble, on an 18 lane freeway…

  26. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    Hahaha. Gross.

  27. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    Perfect.

  28. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    FUCK my gut hurts laughing so hard!

  29. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    FUCK my gut hurts laughing so hard!

  30. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    AHAHAHAAA!

  31. Paula Abdul Drunk High In Car
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    maha! A+

  32. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    I wonder if Jaden and his sister understand the divorce between their parents. Or they practice “free family relationship” as well?

  33. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    Best Friends Forever.

    • Mohawk Disco

      I believe Leo’s contract specifically stipulates the word “forever” means the end of the premiere.

  34. Madonna Wearing A Grill Brahim Zaibat The Menton Music Festival
    thecrazybetty
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    ogleee

  35. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    donkeylicks
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    YES!!!

  36. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    MonsterInside
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    A Steinbeck reference?!? Pleased? Yes. A bit stunned? Double yes. Well done. *slow clap*

  37. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    A reptilian salsa train at a funeral. The corpse must’ve tasted real good while it was living.

  38. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    Literally, no ass!

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