The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.41

December 7th, 2013 // 61 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by The Pope, Billy Ray‘s Douche Cycle, a Real Housewife clearly getting choked out, and that time Hilary Duff blew her fiance after he proposed which will be my very last thought when I leave this Earth. I swear it.

- The Superficial

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  1. Pope Francis Touching Priests Arm Vatican Library
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    Thought it was more like: “Just make sure they don’t see the blood sacrifice room”.

  2. Gal Gadot Wonder Woman Batman Vs Superman
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    Yeah wasn’t that what the original Wonder Woman’s whole persona was based on? Wonder Woman and her Wonder Boobs?

  3. Jason Schwartzman Watching Daugher Marlowe On Pony
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    Reminds me of my childhood. Good times.

  4. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
    Mohawk Disco
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    Oh, this is a splendid one!

  5. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Pants
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    hey i have a pair of hiking boots just like those!

  6. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
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    I would have assumed “loafers.”

  7. Pope Francis Touching Priests Arm Vatican Library
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    I love it.

  8. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
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    Nice.

  9. Jason Schwartzman Watching Daugher Marlowe On Pony
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    LOL!

  10. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Pants
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    The fern knows what’s up.

  11. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Yes. Yes it does.

  12. Hilary Duff Sticking Tongue Out Silly Face Sick Kids Hospital
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    Morbidly brilliant.

  13. Mauricio Umansky Grabbing Kyle Richards Neck
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    This is great.

  14. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    I think this one could be a holiday classic.

  15. Naomi Campbell Toshiaki Kobayashi Drinking Tea Japanese Tea Ceremony
    Cock Dr
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    It’s awful that I find this so funny.

  16. Prince William Motorcycle Live Show NEC
    Cock Dr
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    When formulating a Tom Cruise joke as I see it you basically have 3 options to choose from: height, closeted gayness & cult religion.
    Height is the old school road to take. It’s all good.

  17. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Cock Dr
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    Can Santa fit one of those steroid trikes down my chimney? I would love to slow cruise around the neighborhood on that thang.

  18. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    This are the public image that the parents wanted put out. In reality Gene set up an open bar and flew in a dozen ladies who like to dance & socialize with XY type people; that’s Shannon Tweed in the bear suit and she’s holding a half pound of medical mj. It’s all about making the children happy.

  19. Jennifer Garner Feeding Horse Holding Son Samuel
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    Just fortunate he didn’t turn out like mommy’s other lover, Mr Ed.

  20. Naomi Campbell Toshiaki Kobayashi Drinking Tea Japanese Tea Ceremony
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    Those legs have been a lot of places, he might want to rethink that tea.

  21. F Murray Abraham Canoodling With Sarita Choudhury 23rd annual Gotham Independent Film Awards
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    Bravo!

  22. Taylor Swift Cleavage Winter Whites Gala
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    It’s the same dream as getting married.

  23. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
    mt
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    Wait, don’t you have to cook her first?

  24. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
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    Damn, BC was killing it this week. Well done!

  25. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    oh fuck I’m dying of lol over here

  26. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
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    I’d love to stuff Coco.

  27. Donnie Wahlberg Blue Bloods Set
    Vacintated $ healthy
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  28. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
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    I love him. It’s my secret shame.

  29. Jennifer Garner Feeding Horse Holding Son Samuel
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    the kid can tell the difference between mommy and sarah jessica parker just by touch.

  30. Donnie Wahlberg Blue Bloods Set
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    This one got me good. Well done.

  31. Gal Gadot Wonder Woman Batman Vs Superman
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    She is hot! I hope she can pull it off.

  32. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
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    Leave it to McFeely to say what we all should have been thinking.

  33. F Murray Abraham Canoodling With Sarita Choudhury 23rd annual Gotham Independent Film Awards
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    I never would have gotten this if it wasn’t for Homeland.Nice one!

  34. Michael Richards Peace Sign
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    Thanks to South Park, he will always be that N-word guy.

  35. Taylor Swift Cleavage Winter Whites Gala
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    Good one Don!

  36. James Franco Jizz On Batman Mask
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    Brilliant Tom!

  37. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    I laughed just as hard the second time ! Nice work maggiore.

  38. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
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    They don’t sell whiskey at CVS

  39. Taylor Swift Cleavage Winter Whites Gala
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    She’s obviously on the hunt for album material, excuse me, a new boyfriend.

  40. Hurry up and put your dick back in your pants.I’ll hail marry that ass later.

  41. Jason Schwartzman Watching Daugher Marlowe On Pony
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    Ha!

  42. Lady Gaga Posing With Crying Fan
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    aahahaha!!

  43. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
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    ahaha SWEET!

  44. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    Goddamn you’re all killing me tonight!

  45. Hilary Duff Sticking Tongue Out Silly Face Sick Kids Hospital
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    LOL & eeeewwwww XD

  46. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
    RG
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    They were a &0′s band!

  47. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    70′s

  48. Gal Gadot Wonder Woman Batman Vs Superman
    Bob
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    My issue isn’t with her lack of boobs. A good bra can do amazing things – I knew a girl in college who with the right bra went from and A to C.
    My issue is that WW is a an Amazon, not a runway model. WW needs to look like an athlete.

  49. Donnie Wahlberg Blue Bloods Set
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    Should I feel guilty because that quote was said in a stereotypical Chinese accent a la the ’80s.

  50. Jennifer Garner Feeding Horse Holding Son Samuel
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    Wow, I had never noticed it (never really looked at the kid before). But he really does.

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