The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.40

November 27th, 2013 // 57 Comments

So remember the other day when I said there wasn’t going to be a Most Important People on The Internet this week? Surprise! Apparently, you guys decided to goddamn bring it the two days we actually had a full set of posts, so here’s a robust sampling of commentical goodness to help you get through sitting at your parents’ house bored shitless. (On a tablet and hating the current layout? Here’s how to switch it to normal desktop view.) Think of me as the Ghost of Thanksgiving Eve who reminds your wife you probably had sex with your ex in the guest room you’re sleeping in now. You’re welcome.

- The Superficial

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  1. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
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    Funny because it’s true.

    Though I think that should be Kris J.

  2. Zach Galifianakis Checking Out Laker Girls
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    I actually thought this was Reece Witherspoon for a second. Whoops.

  3. James Fraco Seth Rogen Bound 2 Remake
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    Well played.

  4. Tara Reid Bikini Flabby Ass Sagging Skin Wrinkles
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    Hahahahahaha.

    Ouch.

  5. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
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    Missed this one. Beautiful.

  6. Dick Cheney Miami Book Fair International
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    Sounds plausible.

  7. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
    Mohawk Disco
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    ‘Sniper Fairy’ – love it.

  8. James Fraco Seth Rogen Bound 2 Remake
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    Great. Success.

  9. Lil Kim Nipple Slip Cameltoe See Through Booty Shorts Wardrobe Malfunction
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    In order to not participate in the gorging that will be Thanksgiving, use this photo to curb ones diet.

  10. Tara Reid Bikini Flabby Ass Sagging Skin Wrinkles
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    That is such a Holocaust-ass!

  11. Dick Cheney Miami Book Fair International
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    HOLY LOLY!

  12. David Duchovny Signing Young Girls Back LAX
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    That’s chipote cray.

  13. Dick Cheney Miami Book Fair International
    Mohawk Disco
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    Based on the cheerful nostalgia in his eyes he just might be saying that or thinking about quail hunting again. Good one Bionic.

  14. James Fraco Seth Rogen Bound 2 Remake
    limeseeds
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    Uh huh honey.

  15. Hayden Panettiere Implants Imploding Hole In Chest
    Mohawk Disco
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    Still laughing.

  16. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
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    Well done, sir.

  17. Pregnant Lauren Silverman Walking Far Ahead Of Simon Cowell
    Aya
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    invisible engagement ring

  18. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
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    That poor child.

  19. Zach Galifianakis Checking Out Laker Girls
    Cmndr_Bytes
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    How about; “Bathe her and bring her to my chamber…”

  20. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
    TittyPolice
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    Anyone else thinks she looks like a tranny in this pic?

  21. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
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    *Butt implants not included.

    • Cher X

      Brazillian butt lift is what Kim has. They suck fat out from somewhere on your body and put it in your ass. No implants necessary.

  22. Jermaine Dupri Drunk High
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    Ha!

  23. Macaulay Culkin Mila Kunis Look A Like Girlfriend
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    ahaha!

  24. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
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    *golf clap*

  25. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
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    Sweet one!

  26. Hayden Panettiere Implants Imploding Hole In Chest
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    Shit how’d I miss this one?

  27. Lil Kim Nipple Slip Cameltoe See Through Booty Shorts Wardrobe Malfunction
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    0_o

  28. Pregnant Lauren Silverman Walking Far Ahead Of Simon Cowell
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    Astute observation, good sir.

  29. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
    cc
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    Outstanding

  30. you rock Mr. Redmond! also, if I insulted anyone last night, sorry. I was inebriated.

  31. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
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    leave this girl alone, Kris!. Go make Wookie Porn™ with khloe

  32. Lil Kim Nipple Slip Cameltoe See Through Booty Shorts Wardrobe Malfunction
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    hilarious! also, this photo is an affront to us all. And revolting on every level. And…well, just, damn.

  33. Macaulay Culkin Mila Kunis Look A Like Girlfriend
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    sweet!

  34. Tara Reid Bikini Flabby Ass Sagging Skin Wrinkles
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    my fave of the bunch

    • Dude, thank you and I know you’re being nice, but this is only going to make me keep reading about stupid celebrities doing stupid sheeeyat. *sigh*

  35. Dick Cheney Miami Book Fair International
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    love it. even hung over i laughed.

  36. David Duchovny Signing Young Girls Back LAX
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    dammit, i’m too hung over to laugh this hard

  37. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
    Nudgie
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    Has she already tweaked her face?

  38. Lil Kim Nipple Slip Cameltoe See Through Booty Shorts Wardrobe Malfunction
    Turd Fergusson
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    SHE’S GONNA EAT ME!!

  39. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
    whatever
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    yeah… she does not look like a prostitute At All… LOL LOL LOL

  40. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
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    She needs to stop slouching. that and get away from her whoring family.

  41. Zach Galifianakis Checking Out Laker Girls
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    Carl’s Jr cheerleaders?…REALLY?

  42. Lil Kim Nipple Slip Cameltoe See Through Booty Shorts Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Why is this being shown again? Haven’t out eyes and stomachs suffered enough?

  43. Hayden Panettiere Implants Imploding Hole In Chest
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    Well said JC.

  44. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
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    LMFAO! Best XD

  45. Lil Kim Nipple Slip Cameltoe See Through Booty Shorts Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Step One: Fake your own death.
    Step Two: Get some falsies and crotch padding.
    Step Three: Try a career comeback by touring on “How Many Licks.”

    Hey, no one said it would be easy to get away with molesting Macaulay Culkin and Corey Feldman.

  46. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
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    That’s awesome. The really funny thing is…he doesn’t want to be free of her…yet. When it’s no longer ironic to be making picket fencers with her, that’s when he’ll be whispering into the coat…

  47. Dick Cheney Miami Book Fair International
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    Wickedly, wickedly FUNNY!

  48. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
    mark
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    She’s entitled to this fame! After all, she’s a Kardashian! Oh… she’s not? Well her sister is and she boned a black man on video, so that’s good enough for us!

  49. Lil Kim Nipple Slip Cameltoe See Through Booty Shorts Wardrobe Malfunction
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    That… looks painfull.

  50. David Duchovny Signing Young Girls Back LAX
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    “To a great fan – call me when you…what state are we in? Arkansas?…when you turn 16. David.”

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