So remember the other day when I said there wasn’t going to be a Most Important People on The Internet this week? Surprise! Apparently, you guys decided to goddamn bring it the two days we actually had a full set of posts, so here’s a robust sampling of commentical goodness to help you get through sitting at your parents’ house bored shitless. (On a tablet and hating the current layout? Here’s how to switch it to normal desktop view.) Think of me as the Ghost of Thanksgiving Eve who reminds your wife you probably had sex with your ex in the guest room you’re sleeping in now. You’re welcome.
- The Superficial